Okay dammit....
 

I need some fuckin sleep. It's damn near 1:30 am and I have to be in class tomorrow. WTF?!

Suggestions?

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Masturbate.

Works for my wife!

Ah.... uhm... did I just say that?

:uhoh

Drink beer! Go to class drunk. Chicks love that! It shows stamina!

ah shit... ya did....hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

its 9:30 in the morning here and I'm on the same boat

1:30am is nothing!! :glugglug

Only if it's a 19-year-old college boy. I'm a 27 year-old sophomore married hag.

:helpme

It's 12:30 am sunday night, and we have beer, coolers, tequila, Del Sol, Peppermint Schnapps, Spiced rum....should be a late night! :glugglug

Yeah, but the toy I like to use when I masturbate is snoring in the next room.

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Captain and Coke, please. Make it a double, no ice.

I'd write another story for a client, but that'd just get me all horny, and like I said, my masturbation toy is asleep.

Wrote a good one for someone today, though. It's still hot in here.

fine........ I'll come over... :winkwink:

oooh! New masturbation toys!

please don't be offended when I roll over and start snoring right after I get off. It alway seems to work for men, maybe it'll work for me, too.


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Get yourself another toy for these occasions. My wife tells me the Buzzmaster 2000 is Energizer heaven.

I need to shut up now.

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