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Jel 04-01-2015 05:46 PM

heartburn - old guys disease?
 
I don't think I've ever had it in my life up until about a year ago, and now I get the cunt all the time. At least I think it's heartburn - that annoying feeling halfway down your throat and upper chest after a meal - is that heartburn? And is it common as you get older (I'm 43 in May)?

EddyTheDog 04-01-2015 05:53 PM

You need a visit to your local GP - It's probably heartburn, but there's a list of other problems it could be...

If it's bad at night try laying on your left side, it'll help if it's an acid problem.....

JFK 04-01-2015 05:55 PM

Acid reflux probably, what have you changed in your diet when it started ? :2 cents:

MakeMeGrrrrowl 04-01-2015 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Jel (Post 20436624)
I don't think I've ever had it in my life up until about a year ago, and now I get the cunt all the time. At least I think it's heartburn - that annoying feeling halfway down your throat and upper chest after a meal - is that heartburn? And is it common as you get older (I'm 43 in May)?

Does it burn or do you feel full? Indigestion is more annoying, full feeling, lump at the bottom of your esophagus, heartburn just kind of burns. Milk helps.

I don't know why, but when I quit smoking 10 years ago I never got heartburn again, and I had it pretty regularly.

Jel 04-01-2015 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 20436639)
You need a visit to your local GP - It's probably heartburn, but there's a list of other problems it could be...

If it's bad at night try laying on your left side, it'll help if it's an acid problem.....

Fuck all that. I've had a serious ear problem now for around 8 years, operations blahblah, and every time I see the doc/consultant etc they do the usual shit and I ace the heart rate, blood pressure etc. Recently had a bunch of shit tested to see if I was diabetic while trying to score some free viagra, blood tests all came back a-ok. I smoke, and eat utter crap as my diet, but show as 100% healthy on every fucking test I've ever had.

Jel 04-01-2015 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by JFK (Post 20436642)
Acid reflux probably, what have you changed in your diet when it started ? :2 cents:

nothing, it's been shit for the last 20+ years. Ok slight exagerration, but my diet is mostly meat and potatoes type stuff. I don't eat much veg though, once a week with my sunday roast.

Jel 04-01-2015 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl (Post 20436663)
Does it burn or do you feel full? Indigestion is more annoying, full feeling, lump at the bottom of your esophagus, heartburn just kind of burns. Milk helps.

I don't know why, but when I quit smoking 10 years ago I never got heartburn again, and I had it pretty regularly.

kinda burns, but doesn't... not sure actually if it's that acid reflux thing, I've always guessed acid reflux as being that thing where you get a bit of 'bile' or whatever it is go back up your throat. I don't get that, if that's indeed what acid reflux is, so I'm guessing it's heartburn. It might even be indigestion, I've no idea what each of those actually feels like, to know which it is I've been experiencing the last year or so.

I actually started on the ecigs properly around a year or so ago, so smoke ~60 - 80 cigs a week instead of 20 - 40 a day now, so that's my only real 'lifestyle change', though I can't really see smoking less cigs as a cause of whatever this is. I kinda assumed it was just an age thing, like hairs in the nostrils, but have it tonight and it popped in my head to ask here, as it was quicker than googling 'what is heartburn'.

L-Pink 04-01-2015 06:29 PM

Chew a few "Tums" calcium carbonate antacid's. I get the assorted fruit flavored ones. :thumbsup

Jel 04-01-2015 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20436674)
Chew a few "Tums" calcium carbonate antacid's. I get the assorted fruit flavored ones. :thumbsup

how much do they cost? Is this a gofundme opportunity?

L-Pink 04-01-2015 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Jel (Post 20436678)
how much do they cost? Is this a gofundme opportunity?

lol, 4-5 dollars for a container of 72.


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Martin 04-01-2015 06:43 PM

I've never understood people who ask for medical advice from GFY. Go to a fucking doctor.

slapass 04-01-2015 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Jel (Post 20436624)
I don't think I've ever had it in my life up until about a year ago, and now I get the cunt all the time. At least I think it's heartburn - that annoying feeling halfway down your throat and upper chest after a meal - is that heartburn? And is it common as you get older (I'm 43 in May)?

You are estima tôo much and too late in the day. Are you overweight?

Jel 04-01-2015 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Martin (Post 20436692)
I've never understood people who ask for medical advice from GFY. Go to a fucking doctor.

I've never understood people who think asking on a message board at 1am if heartburn is an old man's disease amongst a group of people, a few of whom I know to be around my age group, is like asking for actual medical advice. You think I've been in agony all this time, not knowing what to do about it, worrying myself silly, and finally plucked up the courage to ask for actual medical advice on here?

Like I'm asking because I'm in pain rather than what I said earlier when I posted "I kinda assumed it was just an age thing, like hairs in the nostrils, but have it tonight and it popped in my head to ask here, as it was quicker than googling 'what is heartburn'."?

Does that sound like a person in dire need of medical help? Or does it sound like someone who maybe posted in between running tasks?

Go to a fucking stop-me-from-being-an-up-my-own-ass-prick self-help group.

And that's without even getting on to the fact that there's literally zero harm from asking about heartburn to see if anyone else has it, as opposed to asking how I can cure my leukemia. How about if I get a cold, am I ok to ask for 'medical advice' on here about that, or should I rush my ass off to a fucking doctor?

Cock.

ragingrhizome 04-01-2015 06:58 PM

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eat utter crap as my diet
That's your problem right there, cut your carb intake drastically and it will stop.

Jel 04-01-2015 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by slapass (Post 20436698)
You are estima tôo much and too late in the day. Are you overweight?

Nah, I'm apparently spot on with weight/height/BMI according to the medical geniuses down at the doctor's who are creaming their pants at the thought of some guy saying he gets what he thinks might be heartburn, but doesn't know as he's never really had it, though the truth is if anything I could use putting on 15lbs.

I'll tap up the doc tomorrow for 40 minutes of his time and a bunch more blood tests and no doubt an ECG before risking listening to that quack L-Pink and walking the dangerous path of getting some Tums.

Nothing to see here! Move along!

Jel 04-01-2015 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by ragingrhizome (Post 20436711)
That's your problem right there, cut your carb intake drastically and it will stop.

Hey Doogie, shut it :thumbsup

EddyTheDog 04-01-2015 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Jel (Post 20436665)
Fuck all that. I've had a serious ear problem now for around 8 years, operations blahblah, and every time I see the doc/consultant etc they do the usual shit and I ace the heart rate, blood pressure etc. Recently had a bunch of shit tested to see if I was diabetic while trying to score some free viagra, blood tests all came back a-ok. I smoke, and eat utter crap as my diet, but show as 100% healthy on every fucking test I've ever had.

OK - Try Ranitidine or Cimetidine - You can get them over the counter...

Talk to your pharmacist if you are on other meds - They can interfere with anti-depressants for example, but are generally very safe.....

Caveat Emptor!

MakeMeGrrrrowl 04-01-2015 07:14 PM

For me indigestion feels like there is food at the bottom of my throat and I can't get it to go all the way down no matter how many times I swallow. (no puns please)

Drink milk for the "burn" if it helps, then it's heartburn. A couple tums will help.

Jel 04-01-2015 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 20436717)
OK - Try Ranitidine or Cimetidine - You can get them over the counter...

Talk to your pharmacist if you are on other meds - They can interfere with anti-depressants for example, but are generally very safe.....

Caveat Emptor!

tbh I take zero pills, never been one for them. I'll wake up fine tomorrow and forget all about it until 3 or 4 weeks time when I get it next, it's certainly not something I'll be going to the docs about, and I seriously doubt I'll even bother with the Tums suggestion tbh as that would mean fucking around going to the chemist, and waiting in line etc (though thanks LP), it just isn't that much of a problem, was more curiosity and a time-filler than anything else, and that wanting to know if it was common once you hit 40-odd.

Jel 04-01-2015 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl (Post 20436733)
For me indigestion feels like there is food at the bottom of my throat and I can't get it to go all the way down no matter how many times I swallow. (no puns please)

Drink milk for the "burn" if it helps, then it's heartburn. A couple tums will help.

ok doesn't sound like indigestion then. I drink tons of milk anyway, so have had my usual fridge raids tonight, it doesn't do much except for about 5 or 10 minutes, though that does suggest it's just heartburn then. Case closed :pimp

And sorry for biting Martin, didn't mean to come over as a dick, it's just that I am one so I can't help myself :upsidedow

EddyTheDog 04-01-2015 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Jel (Post 20436739)
tbh I take zero pills, never been one for them. I'll wake up fine tomorrow and forget all about it until 3 or 4 weeks time when I get it next, it's certainly not something I'll be going to the docs about, and I seriously doubt I'll even bother with the Tums suggestion tbh as that would mean fucking around going to the chemist, and waiting in line etc (though thanks LP), it just isn't that much of a problem, was more curiosity and a time-filler than anything else, and that wanting to know if it was common once you hit 40-odd.

I am the worst for pills - I will take a pain killer now just in case I get a headache later...

bronco67 04-01-2015 07:53 PM

I had it for a couple of years. Tums isn't a cure, but you will feel better for a while if you take some.

I don't know why mine totally went away, but maybe it's because I stopped having an evening coffee. I'll never know.

MakeMeGrrrrowl 04-01-2015 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Jel (Post 20436710)
I've never understood people who think asking on a message board at 1am if heartburn is an old man's disease amongst a group of people, a few of whom I know to be around my age group, is like asking for actual medical advice. You think I've been in agony all this time, not knowing what to do about it, worrying myself silly, and finally plucked up the courage to ask for actual medical advice on here?

Like I'm asking because I'm in pain rather than what I said earlier when I posted "I kinda assumed it was just an age thing, like hairs in the nostrils, but have it tonight and it popped in my head to ask here, as it was quicker than googling 'what is heartburn'."?

Does that sound like a person in dire need of medical help? Or does it sound like someone who maybe posted in between running tasks?

Go to a fucking stop-me-from-being-an-up-my-own-ass-prick self-help group.

And that's without even getting on to the fact that there's literally zero harm from asking about heartburn to see if anyone else has it, as opposed to asking how I can cure my leukemia. How about if I get a cold, am I ok to ask for 'medical advice' on here about that, or should I rush my ass off to a fucking doctor?

Cock.

Yep, that'll do it. :1orglaugh

bns666 04-01-2015 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Jel (Post 20436624)
I don't think I've ever had it in my life up until about a year ago, and now I get the cunt all the time. At least I think it's heartburn - that annoying feeling halfway down your throat and upper chest after a meal - is that heartburn? And is it common as you get older (I'm 43 in May)?

i had same symptoms few years ago and it wasn't heartburn it was achalasia...

Achalasia - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

go to your doc, it's easy to diagnose.

the Shemp 04-01-2015 11:39 PM

as mentioned earlier, try rantidine (zantac) ...

PaperstreetWinston 04-02-2015 12:01 AM

welcome to my world. Take antacids. They're your best friends now.

georgeyw 04-02-2015 01:04 AM

Haven't read all the replies, sounds like reflux and 100% reflects your diet.

Stop eating fatty foods and drinking and you will not suffer from it anymore.

Also not sure of the equivalent in your country, however here we have QUIK-EZE and it is almost an instant soother of this problem.

I use to smoke / drink / eat all the fatty foods and suffered from reflux for year. It wasn't worth it, watch your diet and you will not have to endure reflux.

EDIT

Just read you're a smoker, that is going to contribute to it too

CurrentlySober 04-02-2015 03:28 AM

I know what I'm about to type sounds like a crock of shit, but I'm 100% serious.

When its pretty bad, try swallowing a tea spoon of vinegar. Just the normal 'sarsons' you have in the cupboard for chips - Nothing fancy...

It does actually work. Something to do with the acid in the vinegar neutralising the acid inside you. Obviously I'm not medically trained, but speaking from experience it did actually work for me :thumbsup

JFK 04-02-2015 05:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Martin (Post 20436692)
I've never understood people who ask for medical advice from GFY. Go to a fucking doctor.

Cheaper, faster and the GFY Doctors are always in , NO waiting:thumbsup

CaptainHowdy 04-02-2015 05:18 AM

That calls for a change of diet ...

Barefootsies 04-02-2015 05:55 AM

The best long term solution for this is to change your diet and stop smoking.

The short term solution for this is zantac, prilosec and things of that nature.

If you do not take care of it, that can become serious. I have had it where the symptoms where the classic burning of the throat and all of that yoke. However I also had it where it was more mild on the initial symptoms, but it caused much bigger problems like sleep apnea and vocal chords seizing up, which is very scary.

The acid reflux would bubble up your throat at night, get into your sinuses and you would have this lump of crud in the back of your throat you could never get rid of. I had a cough that lasted for literally YEARS and they could not figure out what caused it blaming it on a nasal drip or some other b.s.. At one point they thought I was asthmatic and gave me that medicine or spray. None worked.

Eventually I received a referral to an allergist who correctly diagnosed it in 10 minutes. I did not believe this dude. After all, 8 other doctors of 4-5 years could not get it right. What were the odds. He gave me some medicine, tried it, in 36-48 hours the crud gone, not more choking/stop breathing in my sleep, could taste again. It was crazy.

Anyway, acid reflux is looked at as a nuisance, but you really need to be careful as it can become very serious. Especially where the vocal chords seizing up where you stop breathing in your sleep and have to jump out of bed, adrenaline racing, and try to calm yourself mentally so that your throat opens back up before you pass out is terrifying.

:Oh crap

davecummings 04-02-2015 06:00 AM

rantidine (zantac) works well for this old guy------buy it over the counter in drug stores and some grocery stores. I went to my doctor before taking it just to make certain that the Zantac wouldn't mask something else.

Now, if only I could do something about waking up needing to pee but having to first get the erection to go limp:-).

Seriously, see you doctor to insure you don't have something that he/she can find and treat.

slapass 04-02-2015 06:14 AM

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Originally Posted by ragingrhizome (Post 20436711)
That's your problem right there, cut your carb intake drastically and it will stop.

This :thumbsup

JFK 04-02-2015 06:28 AM

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Originally Posted by slapass (Post 20437065)
This :thumbsup

Noticed about Viagra as well, one of the side effects is heartburn :winkwink:

atom 04-02-2015 07:09 AM

I started getting it bad in my 30's. I went to a doctor and had a scope done etc. Found out I had an ulcer. My doc told me when people get heartburn its their body trying to tell them its time for a change.

Smoking, Alcohol, Fatty foods can all be a cause. Basically anything you enjoy....

Barefootsies 04-02-2015 07:12 AM

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Originally Posted by atom (Post 20437101)
Smoking, Alcohol, Fatty foods can all be a cause. Basically anything you enjoy....

More a less. Only vice left is sex, and lots of it.

:Oh crap

PR_Glen 04-02-2015 07:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Jel (Post 20436714)
Hey Doogie, shut it :thumbsup

No, he's right... tums is a bandaid solution. That will fix it fast, breads don't digest well and upset bowels over years of eating them often. Even if you cut them out for a month or so and add them back in moderation it should work.

are you actually looking for advice or you just looking for some asshole to tell you what you want to hear and pretend that is right instead?


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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 20436958)
I know what I'm about to type sounds like a crock of shit, but I'm 100% serious.

When its pretty bad, try swallowing a tea spoon of vinegar. Just the normal 'sarsons' you have in the cupboard for chips - Nothing fancy...

It does actually work. Something to do with the acid in the vinegar neutralising the acid inside you. Obviously I'm not medically trained, but speaking from experience it did actually work for me :thumbsup

that does work for sure. but again, bandaid solution.

Jel 04-02-2015 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 20437122)
No, he's right...

That was 100% tongue in cheek, and a reference to doogie howser, in response to me getting told off for 'asking for medical advice' on here :)

Jel 04-02-2015 09:13 AM

... just to add, I wasn't looking for any advice really. I was literally looking for an answer to 'is it an old man's disease', out of curiosity. I get it about once a month, if it's even heartburn, and it causes me no pain, just a mild annoyance. tbh I wish I'd never asked, if it becomes a real issue then I'll go to the doc's, just like anything.

ruff 04-02-2015 07:35 PM

It comes and goes when you're older. Drink some cold water and see if it goes away. Then try alka seltzer to knock it back.

jimmycooper 04-02-2015 08:34 PM

Nexium.

My acid reflux was so bad last year that I had to sleep on my left side every night. Nexium was a godsend.

Try to eat less fiber. High-fiber foods tend to be hard to digest and therefore sit in your stomach for longer which can aggravate the reflux. On the other hand, if you don't have acid reflux, try to to eat more fiber because it makes you feel full for longer.

georgeyw 04-02-2015 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Jel (Post 20437283)
... just to add, I wasn't looking for any advice really. I was literally looking for an answer to 'is it an old man's disease', out of curiosity. I get it about once a month, if it's even heartburn, and it causes me no pain, just a mild annoyance. tbh I wish I'd never asked, if it becomes a real issue then I'll go to the doc's, just like anything.

It will get worse, if you want to be smart about it, get it treated / diagnosed now. Trust me, I suffered this for a very long time and i'm younger than you :2 cents:

Freedom6995 04-03-2015 04:20 AM

Not an old man's disease. I had heartburn from years 20 - 40. Changed my diet and haven't taken a tum's/whatever since and year 50 was last year.

Barefootsies 04-03-2015 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Freedom6995 (Post 20438098)
Not an old man's disease. I had heartburn from years 20 - 40. Changed my diet and haven't taken a tum's/whatever since and year 50 was last year.

That will help so that you do not have to take pills, and is best LONG TERM solution.

Cut out cola, booze, smoking, processed foods (i.e. sodium), chocolate, eating close to bed time, etc..

Magnetron 04-03-2015 11:19 AM

Don't swallow after blowjobs.

EddyTheDog 04-03-2015 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Jel (Post 20437283)
....tbh I wish I'd never asked, if it becomes a real issue then I'll go to the doc's, just like anything...

lol - You opened Pandora's Box...

slapass 04-05-2015 07:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Jel (Post 20436712)
Nah, I'm apparently spot on with weight/height/BMI according to the medical geniuses down at the doctor's who are creaming their pants at the thought of some guy saying he gets what he thinks might be heartburn, but doesn't know as he's never really had it, though the truth is if anything I could use putting on 15lbs.

I'll tap up the doc tomorrow for 40 minutes of his time and a bunch more blood tests and no doubt an ECG before risking listening to that quack L-Pink and walking the dangerous path of getting some Tums.

Nothing to see here! Move along!

Ok then I would be a bit worried. Heavy drinking can be a cause but I am guessing if you swilled a 6-pack a day, you wouldn'tbe asking what was up.

CPA-Rush 04-05-2015 07:22 AM

old guys ?? lol ask me :)

Creatine 04-05-2015 07:30 AM

I was at the gym yesterday and some guy was in the jacuzzi putting his face underwater and doing some weird breathing. Like breathing out with his nose I guess making bubbles.

I was wondering wtf he was doing, he did it several times.

I thought maybe he was trying to kill himself.(Very ineffective) So I asked him what he was doing.

He told me he has chest pain, and he has trouble sleeping at night like on his side.

He's not sure what it's from, maybe allergies or stress.

But I guess what he was doing was helping with the pain?



It's pretty interesting because my mother has this same problem. Shes been having chest pain for at least a month now. Shw saw a doctor but it wasn't much help. She has trouble sleeping as well.

It's a bit odd that I have ran into two people now with the same issue.

I really hope you all get better, it sounds like a real pain.

My mother is scared she's going to have a heart attack she just got life insurance last week.


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