Nothing like a blonde groaner to pass the weekend
 

A bartender is preparing to open for the night
when he hears a knock at the door, he opens
the door and a beautiful blonde is standing there.

She says, "I'm shy could I get a drink before
you open?"

So he lets her in. "What`ll it be?"

"Twenty-five whiskeys please. Just line
'em up."

He is shocked that she would want so much,
but he fills them and he watches her down the
lot one by one. She then collapsed on the floor.

The bartender looks over the bar, not bad he
thinks and takes her upstairs and bangs her. When
he has had enough he goes back down to open up.

It's a really busy night and to boost business
he sells the girl for a twenty bucks per go.
Everyone wants a turn, and he makes a fortune.

When he has closed up, he takes the girl and
puts her outside the door where she first came
from and he counts his profits.

The next night at the same time the doorbell
rings again so he answers and the girl is back.
He can`t believe his luck. Inviting her in he asks,
"Twenty five whiskeys again, Darlin'?"

"Oh no," she replies, "vodka please. Whiskey
makes my twat sore."






heh, .... any thoughts on the people who write this shit? :1orglaugh