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PaperstreetWinston 03-10-2015 04:09 PM

Would you wear the Iwatch if someone gave it to you for free?
 
Imagine defending yourself everytime someone looks at you and you have to say "it was a gift" :)

MrBottomTooth 03-10-2015 04:24 PM

I don't know how anyone wears watches. Uncomfortable as fuck.

RyuLion 03-10-2015 04:27 PM

I don't care about wearing ANY watches..I don't NEED one.

SBJ 03-10-2015 04:28 PM

nope i'd sell it on ebay to the isheople that would pay triple the price that apple sells them for. :2 cents:

I'll stick to my Tag watch.

L-Pink 03-10-2015 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth (Post 20415293)
I don't know how anyone wears watches. Uncomfortable as fuck.

I've worn a divers watch everyday since was I was 13, wrist feels naked without one.

mineistaken 03-10-2015 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 20415295)
I don't care about wearing ANY watches..I don't NEED one.

Watch is an accessory, a "jewelry" of a kind. It is, subjectively, the only jewelry that fits a man.

mineistaken 03-10-2015 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SBJ (Post 20415298)
nope i'd sell it on ebay to the isheople

Same here.

To make it more interested OP should have added the condition that you could not sell it. So either wear it or give it away for free.

brassmonkey 03-10-2015 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20415304)
Watch is an accessory, a "jewelry" of a kind. It is, subjectively, the only jewelry that fits a man.

ill buy you one if you promise to walk south side chicago at nite screaming racial slurs :)

cool1g 03-10-2015 05:00 PM

i got a free Samsung Gear 2 ($299 cost).... wore it a few times and looks okay. didn't find the time savings looking at messages on my wrist to be a big deal. Samsung is on their own OS not android as well. Overall not worth the $299.

I suppose i should check to see if there any new good apps lol.

Battery life for me was really good - like 5 days b/w recharges.

pornmasta 03-10-2015 05:06 PM

no thanks

slapass 03-10-2015 05:15 PM

I haven't worn a watch in years. I lkike the idea of the fitness date but other then that what is the point?

mineistaken 03-10-2015 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20415309)
ill buy you one if you promise to walk south side chicago at nite screaming racial slurs :)

I don't like saying racial slurs. I would prefer to go to some libtard convention and shout - stop applying double standards. Would you buy me Iwatch for that? :winkwink:

PornDiscounts-V 03-10-2015 05:32 PM

No point.

SilentKnight 03-10-2015 05:40 PM

No, for two reasons.

1. I don't like the styling.
2. I don't own an iPhone - and I hear most of the useful iWatch functions are reliant on linking up to an iPhone.

bronco67 03-10-2015 06:13 PM

I'd say this thread could honestly be used as a barometer for how successful this product will be.

You can put me on the list of people who could give a fuck about wearing a watch. This isn't 1998.

Nicky 03-10-2015 06:16 PM

I wear my current watch as a jewelry. Wouldn't wear an Iwatch though

PaperstreetWinston 03-11-2015 12:04 AM

I'm so proud to be part of this community :)

SmutHammer 03-11-2015 12:37 AM

I only wear a watch when I'm going somewhere I should be dressed up for. you would be surprised how different you will be treated at stores or when buying cars etc.

but no, I would not wear an iwatch or any other digital brand.

shoot twice 03-11-2015 01:22 AM

Apps don't impress me.... so I'd sell it to someone on ebay.

Other than that I have a 25 year old Bulova. It's never lost time and it almost literally runs forever.

aka123 03-11-2015 03:12 AM

Sure, although I have no fucking idea what it is like and who makes it and so on, but sure. At least for some time.

I wear a watch. It is much better than a phone especially in my outdoor leisures. And it looks cool when being around people; then it is jewelry.

freecartoonporn 03-11-2015 03:24 AM

sure, why not .....

CDSmith 03-11-2015 07:38 AM

Methinks thou doth protest too much. I suspect that while the dozens of denials get posted in this and other threads many gfy'ers will be pre-ordering the, what's it called? "iWatch" or "Applewatch"? Whatever, it's the new latest greatest thing coming out, thus the techno drones must have it at all costs.

After all, it's so much more than just a watch. :D

Phoenix 03-11-2015 07:48 AM

Who needs a watch anymore? i have a phone.
I guess they are trying to move the phone into the watch.
Maybe it works...i think handheld is better for games on the phone. watching videos etc.

Look Chang 03-11-2015 08:01 AM

No thanks, I still have some neurons.

2MuchMark 03-11-2015 08:02 AM

Watches are cool. First, a nice watch just looks good. Next, they are a nice throwback to older technology and innovation. There's something cool to be said about mechanical time pieces still being used in a digital age.

As for the Apple Watch, I will defiantly go check them out when they are on the shelves at the nearby Apple store. The health monitoring applications similar to the Nike Fuel Band are pretty interesting. And I bet that the function that lets other people feel your heart beat will have some fun spin offs as well.

I'm really surprised at all the negative comments about the Apple watch on GFY. How can you make up your minds about something you haven't even seen or tried yet? It's not just a watch. It's a computer that you wear. Give it a chance and let's see where this goes.

Want some immediate adult applications? How about:

- Sending subtle vibrations to your customers when your favourite chat model is logging on?
- Measuring FAPS per minute?
- Detecting the heart rate of customers on your website?
- Video chatting with porn stars on your watch?
- Watch porn?
- Buying products and subscriptions right from your watch? Tap your watch for instant top-ups?
- Letting customers feel the heart beats of chat models in real time? Vice versa?

Everyone knows that the adult industry has been partly responsible for some big leaps in technology since 1995. If you close your mind off to other potential technologies, especially without even seeing an apple watch, or becoming a programmer for one, or even trying to imagine the possibilities, you should fire yourself. Others will do it instead of you, and you'll end up losing your customers.

SmutHammer 03-11-2015 08:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ********** (Post 20415691)
Watches are cool. First, a nice watch just looks good. Next, they are a nice throwback to older technology and innovation. There's something cool to be said about mechanical time pieces still being used in a digital age.

As for the Apple Watch, I will defiantly go check them out when they are on the shelves at the nearby Apple store. The health monitoring applications similar to the Nike Fuel Band are pretty interesting. And I bet that the function that lets other people feel your heart beat will have some fun spin offs as well.

I'm really surprised at all the negative comments about the Apple watch. How can you make up your minds about something you haven't even seen or tried yet? It's not just a watch. It's a computer that you wear. Give it a chance and let's see where this goes.

Because most people do not like Apple products. Other than that for the masses that still wear a watch it's for an accent to your clothing and to show prestige.

shoot twice 03-11-2015 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ********** (Post 20415691)
The health monitoring applications

Sorry I'm not trying to flame you and I realize that you're really out there with your love of Apple products...

But just the same I've got to say that someone has got to be a serious loser if they need a "health app" After all this isn't exactly rocket science!

Or is this thing going to sound an alarm the moment someone tries to eat one too many big macs?
Or is it going to take control of someone's legs and make them go jogging?
Or is it some sort of life support system for the the 10 pack a day smokers?

Please tell me what I'm missing with regards to the advantages of this watch.

michael.kickass 03-11-2015 08:39 AM

Yeah, I would.

ilnjscb 03-11-2015 08:44 AM

The first year any apple product is released it is for unctuous dorks to wear while they work the bugs out. The "mi vida se define por el hecho de que yo use los productos de Apple y yo , literalmente, no tengo otro valor propio" peoples.

That said, I do possess multiple copies of iphone and iPad, but one release back.

Lace 03-11-2015 09:34 AM

Nope. Never. I refuse to support anything to do with Apple. I have never purchased any of their products. I have received three iPod's as gifts, but they just collect dust. Hell, I don't even know where they are anymore. I'll let the Apple sheep go over-spend on shitty products.

CAHEK 03-11-2015 09:37 AM

No thanks, will not wear this

mineistaken 03-11-2015 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 20415671)
Who needs a watch anymore? i have a phone.

I am always laugh at comments like this... You do not NEED it. It is accessory/jewelry.

MiamiBoyz 03-11-2015 11:48 AM

I will stick with my Rolex which is all I need to tell me the time and date. No battery required either!

Scott McD 03-11-2015 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 20415671)
Who needs a watch anymore? i have a phone.

Would rather just check my wrist for the time than life my phone out my pocket every time.

Besides, i enjoy having a good looking watch anyway... :2 cents:

pimpmaster9000 03-11-2015 02:02 PM

apple is running out of i-crap to invent :1orglaugh

Sly 03-11-2015 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20415951)
I am always laugh at comments like this... You do not NEED it. It is accessory/jewelry.

I wear my watch everyday.

Accessory. Statement piece. Fine piece of engineering.

I'll keep the apps on my phone.

aka123 03-11-2015 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 20415671)
Who needs a watch anymore? i have a phone.

It is night. You are behind enemy lines, ready to radio intel about the enemy to blast it to pieces. You look if it is the time to make contact: you reach for your iPhone with extra illumination; you are little worried, how much will the enemy charge for the data transfer? You never know.

With watch; you make very subtle move to look time from your watch.

Works also if you are James Bond. :)

seeandsee 03-11-2015 02:10 PM

i would, send me one

Wendy-Etology 03-11-2015 02:31 PM

I dont own a watch, if i did i would probably always forget to put it on

J. Falcon 03-11-2015 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth (Post 20415293)
I don't know how anyone wears watches. Uncomfortable as fuck.

Agree 100%

When I wore a watch I used to take it off whenever I ate, because I found it extremely uncomfortable. Eventually I stopped wearing the all together.

blackmonsters 03-11-2015 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shoot twice (Post 20415728)
Sorry I'm not trying to flame you and I realize that you're really out there with your love of Apple products...

But just the same I've got to say that someone has got to be a serious loser if they need a "health app" After all this isn't exactly rocket science!

Or is this thing going to sound an alarm the moment someone tries to eat one too many big macs?
Or is it going to take control of someone's legs and make them go jogging?
Or is it some sort of life support system for the the 10 pack a day smokers?


Please tell me what I'm missing with regards to the advantages of this watch.


The watch plays continuous music and any song you like if you are jogging; but it only
plays a loop of Bob Dylan's part in "We are the world" otherwise.

:2 cents:

Tam 03-12-2015 08:56 AM

Hell yeah I'd wear one if someone gave it to me - I have always worn a watch and I hate carrying anything in my hands so having all I need on my wrist where I don't have to hold it in my hands would be great -

I'd use it for meds I have been put on to remind me to take them - I have been handed a lot more and it's hard keeping what goes down my throat at what time - so yeah I'd use it for things like that and to TELL THE TIME - lol

But as for going out and spending that kind of money to sound an alarm or tell me the time, I don't see that happening really anytime soon - I have better and more important things to do with my money - but given it was free - I'd wear the hell out of it - I am a gadget freak. lol

Bladewire 03-12-2015 09:12 AM

I would wear the Iwatch if it was given to me for free. I would photograph it. I would blog about it. I would even talk about it. But only in the rain.

2MuchMark 03-12-2015 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmutHammer (Post 20415699)
Because most people do not like Apple products.

I don't know if "most" people like Apple or not, but there's a lot who do, and don't forget that Apple is now the most profitable company in the world, beating Exxon.


Quote:

Originally Posted by SmutHammer (Post 20415699)
Other than that for the masses that still wear a watch it's for an accent to your clothing and to show prestige.

Fair enough, but thats what I said. Watches can be cool. Of course less people wear watches today, but there are some who really appreciate nice watches, for all kinds of reasons, including yours.




Quote:

Originally Posted by shoot twice (Post 20415728)
Sorry I'm not trying to flame you and I realize that you're really out there with your love of Apple products...

I love my Apple Mac's and iPhone. I don't love Apple TV - its ok but using an iPhone as its remote sucks. And while it streams well most of the time it still tends to freeze and reboot sometimes. Other than these I don't own or have interest in any other Apple products.

Quote:

Originally Posted by shoot twice (Post 20415728)
But just the same I've got to say that someone has got to be a serious loser if they need a "health app" After all this isn't exactly rocket science!

No not at all - you should really try it. I bought myself a Nike Fuelband and a few months later, bought one for my Niece. Essentially it tracks your movements and helps you to get into shape by giving you lots of stats about how you exercise. It's not an Apple product but it lets me review my data on my iPhone.

We also have a digital scale that tracks weight gain and loss, BMI and other stuff.

The Apple Watch will do all of that plus have apps for blood pressure, etc.

What could be wrong with knowing how well your body is doing today? In a group that is so statistics-centric as GFY Adult webmasters, I would have thought you would be excited about this.


Quote:

Originally Posted by shoot twice (Post 20415728)
Or is this thing going to sound an alarm the moment someone tries to eat one too many big macs?
Or is it going to take control of someone's legs and make them go jogging?
Or is it some sort of life support system for the the 10 pack a day smokers?

I would hope not, but then again if it knows your heart rate, wouldn't you like to know if yours is beating dangerously fast after eating yet another Big Mac?

Quote:

Originally Posted by shoot twice (Post 20415728)
Please tell me what I'm missing with regards to the advantages of this watch.

I have no idea. I didn't buy this watch and don't plan to for a year or so. All I'm saying is that technology is awesome. This is the kind of tech that kids in the 70's and 80's used to dream about.

Remember Star Trek : The Next Generation? The Apple watch is part tri-corder, part communications device, and part of a million of other things. It's a computer you can wear on your wrist that has Infra-red sensors, a gryroscope, a touch-screen video window, a microphone (and speakers?), communicates with other computers, and and and, on and on and on.

nico-t 03-12-2015 05:20 PM

if you want to look like an idiot, wear an i watch.

PaperstreetWinston 03-12-2015 05:23 PM

I personally just fear that I wouldnt be able to pull it off

:helpme :helpme

Theo 03-12-2015 10:28 PM

I can't see me wearing one

Doug of Montreal 03-13-2015 10:36 AM

I haven't worn a watch in close to 20 years. I don't like the look of the apple watch. The battery life is disgusting--especially for something that's to be monitoring your health at all times.

Having said that... I'll be in line to order come April 10th. I'm betting it will change the wearables landscape in a big way, even with all its flaws. :0)

Rochard 03-13-2015 10:52 AM

I have the first generation Samsung Gear watch.

It's a watch.

Yeah, I can answer calls on it, listen to music on it, even preview text message on it, but that's about it. It's just an extension of your cell phone. They have newer models out that have their own cell phone connection, but.... But then all you have is a much smaller cell phone that is on your wrist.

I wore it to Europe last September, and have the dual time zones on the main screen was handy so I could track time back home. I wear my watch mostly at night when I am sleeping, so if i wake up in the middle of the night it's easy for me to figure out what time it is and I can also shut off my alarm on my cell phone from my wrist.

I don't think this will be a huge thing.

Rochard 03-13-2015 10:53 AM

Oh, I should also add that I do wear a watch on a daily basis. I like the Skagen watches - nice and thin. I don't like big huge watches.


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