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Paraskass 03-16-2003 07:02 AM

Do you wash your hands when you go to the bathroom?
 
Just wonder this all the time when I shake a person's hand...
:glugglug

Chong 03-16-2003 07:06 AM

poar?

Paraskass 03-16-2003 07:14 AM

yes... poar is in poor...
:Graucho
my bad, i'm not the most fluent english speaking guy :winkwink:

Muff 03-16-2003 07:16 AM

Two guys walk into a bathroom, one from the army and one from the navy. They both take a piss and afterwards the navy guy starts to walk out when the army guy says, "Wait, in the army they taught us to wash our hands after we piss." And the navy guy replies, "Well, in the navy they taught us not to piss on our hands."

Jizar II 03-16-2003 07:24 AM

:1orglaugh

delia 03-16-2003 07:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Muff
Two guys walk into a bathroom, one from the army and one from the navy. They both take a piss and afterwards the navy guy starts to walk out when the army guy says, "Wait, in the army they taught us to wash our hands after we piss." And the navy guy replies, "Well, in the navy they taught us not to piss on our hands."
So i guess the navy guys are smarter than the other guys? LOL

Kat - Fast 03-16-2003 07:40 AM

I think it's wierd that guys think their dick is so dirty that they have to wash their hands after touching it - yet would be quite happy for a lass to suck on it

Funbrunette 03-16-2003 11:42 AM

Even if you washed your hands, if the last person to touch the door knob didn't you still get shit on your hands! I'm a freak when it comes to hygiene...I carry a little bottle of "curel" in my purse so I can disinfect my hands often...Since I've seen a show on how 90% of bacteria it carried by your hands, I'm a bit obessive compulsive about it! :disgust

rooster 03-16-2003 11:43 AM

no. sometimes im too lazy even to flush

Slick 03-16-2003 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kat
I think it's wierd that guys think their dick is so dirty that they have to wash their hands after touching it - yet would be quite happy for a lass to suck on it
ROFL, ha ha ha, you've got a good point.

Lane 03-16-2003 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Paraskass
yes... poar is in poor...
:Graucho
my bad, i'm not the most fluent english speaking guy :winkwink:

"is in"? you mean "as in" ? :)

Muff 03-16-2003 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kat
I think it's wierd that guys think their dick is so dirty that they have to wash their hands after touching it - yet would be quite happy for a lass to suck on it
It would make more sense to wash your hands before going to the washroom.

Think of the shit you touch through out the day and then you go and touch your penis...

Kat - Fast 03-16-2003 01:01 PM

Been there visited the clinic - I gave myself non-specific urethitis when I was a bike mechanic :(

[Labret] 03-16-2003 01:02 PM

no. I dont piss and shit on my hands.

AdultNex 03-16-2003 02:39 PM

I'm have a mild dose of OCD. I have to wash my hands at least 7 times a day -- Germs irk me out. :Graucho

XxXotic 03-16-2003 03:03 PM

my mother taught me not to piss on my hands :winkwink:

dav555add 03-16-2003 03:12 PM

1- go into restrooms
2-get 3 clean piece of paper, make sure you only touch one side
3-wash hand
4-use 1st piece of paper to turn off water
5-piss
6-wash hand
7-use 2nd piece of paper to turn off water
8-use 3rd piece of paper to open door

Herb Kornfield 03-16-2003 04:25 PM

Absolutely.....Raise the seat with your foot as well, no one knows whats under the seat....

playa 03-16-2003 04:31 PM

You guys got it all wrong

the purpose of washing your hands is not because your dick is dirty or you pee on it, its because when you flush the toilet with hands

i always use my elbow or foot :)

also touching the door handle on your way out defeats the whole purpose :)


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