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ZeroHero 02-06-2015 04:23 PM

Watch These Porn Stars Teach All The Ladies Out There How To Prepare For Anal
 
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For most porn stars taking a D in the B is just another day in paradise (or something remotely close to that), but for civilians it?s often a head-scratching activity that ends in pain and embarrassment.

For couples who have tried and failed at successfully achieving anal pleasure, the blame usually falls on one of three things: 1) the guy?s ?supposedly? too-large penis, 2) the girl?s uninviting asshole, or 3) ?It hurts goddammit, TAKE IT THE FUCK OUT!? followed by someone announcing that ?we?re never doing that again, so don?t ask?? out loud.

Whatever the case may be, most of the population isn?t as good at achieving anal success as the folks in porn. These three porn stars, Nina Elle, Brooke Wylde and Chloe Amour, want to help change that by giving the human race the anal preparation knowledge we need. Let me just say, on behalf of everyone the world over, thanks for sharing, ladies.


L-Pink 02-06-2015 04:31 PM

"2) the girl?s uninviting asshole" :Oh crap

ZeroHero 02-06-2015 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20385438)
"2) the girl?s uninviting asshole" :Oh crap

hilarious :1orglaugh

OneHungLo 02-06-2015 04:58 PM

Their voices were like nails down a chalkboard. I lasted 15 seconds.

ZeroHero 02-06-2015 05:10 PM

#analtutorial :1orglaugh

L-Pink 02-06-2015 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZeroHero (Post 20385463)
hilarious :1orglaugh

Right now my mind is running a very gross slide show, thanks.

SpaceDoc 02-06-2015 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20385498)
Right now my mind is running a very gross slide show, thanks.

same here, but the brandy is helping to forget it :1orglaugh

bronco67 02-06-2015 08:07 PM

Is it weird if I like the pussy better? All I can think of when ass fucking is "this is where the doody comes out".

marcop 02-06-2015 08:12 PM

According to her agent's website, Chloe doesn't do anal: ATMLA | Adult Talent Managers | Top LA and OC Adult Modeling Porn Agency - Chloe Amour

Maybe she's practicing in preparation to doing it on camera? There's a set of butt plugs that range from tiny to large that help girls stretch out their sphincters, and I know of several girls who've done this.

The Porn Nerd 02-06-2015 11:19 PM

Europeans love anal for some reason. Perhaps because it's so "dirty"?

But too much attention to the anal area makes for a gay boy. Just sayin'. Especially in porn. LOL

Paul&John 02-07-2015 01:03 AM

lololol@top comment:
im here cause ima go to prison next month

ZeroHero 02-07-2015 01:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul&John (Post 20385790)
lololol@top comment:
im here cause ima go to prison next month

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

adultchatpay 02-07-2015 05:00 AM

3) “It hurts goddammit, TAKE IT THE FUCK OUT!” followed by someone announcing that “we’re never doing that again

I am sure most of you experienced this.

Paul&John 02-07-2015 05:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marcop (Post 20385680)
According to her agent's website, Chloe doesn't do anal: ATMLA | Adult Talent Managers | Top LA and OC Adult Modeling Porn Agency - Chloe Amour

Maybe she's practicing in preparation to doing it on camera? There's a set of butt plugs that range from tiny to large that help girls stretch out their sphincters, and I know of several girls who've done this.

Yeah I haven't seen her doing anal on video yet..

ZeroHero 02-07-2015 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adultchatpay (Post 20385850)
3) ?It hurts goddammit, TAKE IT THE FUCK OUT!? followed by someone announcing that ?we?re never doing that again

I am sure most of you experienced this.

99% here agreed :upsidedow

aka123 02-07-2015 08:54 AM

Sounds swell.

I just have to tell her that don't eat today, as we are going to have anal at evening. Also I have to give her bunch on different sized butt plugs and remind her that it is a "process". Easy peacy. Doing anal hasn't been easier. :)

SilentKnight 02-07-2015 08:56 AM

I still recall a night of drunken sex back in the 80s when the GF at the time says, "Wait, do you know where you are right now?"

She said it so calmly and matter-of-fact. In retrospect it was kinda' funny.

I was rather hammered at the time, but quickly realized what was happening and managed to say, "Pittsburgh"?

NETSEX 02-07-2015 01:34 PM

3 idiots + camera + boobs = who cares what they are talking about

djroof 02-07-2015 01:54 PM

lol nice

Mediamix 02-07-2015 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NETSEX (Post 20386195)
3 idiots + camera + boobs = who cares what they are talking about

:1orglaugh So true..

GAMEFINEST 02-07-2015 02:35 PM

I would never do anal.

hadden 02-07-2015 02:36 PM

http://i.imgur.com/R5m36ui.gif

tucata 02-07-2015 02:41 PM

i want my 4 minutes back.


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