Royally Fucked
 

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For a minute I thought Prince Andrew fucked you too.

Bring out the sleds from the basement!

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i am lubing them up

#bigblackcocks


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heard yesterday that this could be the worst storm ever for y'all...holy crap!

Keep it over there bro

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i am rubbing poutine all over myself

lots of snow for boston

Had something about 40+ inches up that way like 2 mins ago on cnn. Fucking keep it lol

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Finally nice to be on the low end of this map for once.

I'm in 6-12 range. Booooo!!!!!

as long as you have internet ....

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He can go online and order a generator from amazon and then get pizza delivery.

best $175 ever spent! Gandalf can cast his spells! :thumbsup:thumbsup

The fuck you talking about? You putting voodoo on juicy? Man, that's bad juju.

:mad::mad::mad: damn uuu jigabooooooooooooooo

They are talking about a threatening blizzard, not a threatening wizard you hapless twit.

HAHAHAH :1orglaugh

the wizzard cast the blizzard fukin gizzard

Maybe you could ask Achmed if you can stay at his place in the hot desert after to warm up.

Its not the 24 inches of snow I'm worried about its the wind. That 24 inches will be over 6 feet in places. Why the fuck did i move from San Diego :error

if it's any consolation, it was a bit windy in SD this weekend and it is raining a tad today.

I'll never forget the day when I discovered what a massive waste of time shoveling snow was. It had snowed all night and was going to snow all day. I must have been about 14 or 15. I had spent the morning shoveling snow and my great big reward would be a hot meal and then.... I get to shovel yet more snow all afternoon.

Seriously, fuck that.

I will never live in a place where it snows like that again. Ever.

Canadian news is reporting it as a big snow storm. "Better bundle up!"

American News is reporting completely differently, showing empty grocery store shelves, warning people to buy water, charge batteries, stay off the streets, BE CAREFUL, OMG OMG OMG...

Get to the grocery store now

I'm only in the 1-3 range as you can see by my pic above. :( What's a sadder sound than boo?

A girl giggling at it?

:1orglaugh I don't know how to type that.

Anyway, I was in the pool.

Mhm Sure

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That pic is totally offensive.


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BWHAHAHAHA Poor George!!!!

All the sissy phone bone boys love the giggle.

Thankful to live in Canada where we don't get that much snow.

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i haven't had much of a dusting since 6pm or so.

Your great big reward = being able to pull your car out of the driveway. :winkwink:

Kidding aside, it's not really the snow or the storm itself, that are the problem. It's being used to and prepared for such conditions all the time.

A few years ago all of Europe was swept by some extreme cold and snow storms. Fuck, Athens had like foot-deep snow. 80% of the airports in Europe got shut down, due to weather conditions. There was full chaos in all airports, travelers being furious for not being able to get home, or back to their jobs on time.

Yet the Scandinavians were like WTF is wrong with you, you pussies? We got knee-deep snow in our airports all winter, but we don't close them down, it's business as usual for us. We have a nifty solution we use all the time. Get this, WE CLEAR THE FUCKING RUNWAYS!

About a month later the European Commission came out with strong criticism to the affected countries and the management of the airports, stating that being unprepared for such conditions was unacceptable. In fact they even issued regulations that the airports should always have means in place to deal with such conditions and always be prepared, during the colder months of the year.

I'm sure most Europeans will remember that one.

As an example about being prepared, I remember about 10 years ago I was flying from Budapest to Malmö in Sweden. The storm was brutal, much more so than the one that hit all of Europe a few years later, which I mentioned above. Ice and snow all over the place. My car literally got swept off the road due to the winds and the ice on the road.

But the airport was fully functional. Only the runways, while clear of snow, were full of fucking ice, kinda hard to scrape that off. I think they had strewed gravel all over them though. Anyway, as I said, the winds were brutal and during the landing the whole plane was shaking so hard it felt like it was gonna get torn apart. But the pilot had no problems landing it. Go figure...

This is what you guys get for wanting to live some place with "seasons".

Well now it's snow season. Get some.

blahh... I want some! We only get a couple of inches of snow at best here.. 8(

The testosterone in this thread :2 cents:

What a dick. :)

Rhode Island full immersed!

I just woke up , its a fucking alot of snow outside

we got a few more hours and inches till it stops.....

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First off it's calling for a possible 3 feet of snow... that's a lot of fucking snow even for your parts in a single fall so take your head out of your ass... Second, it's also happening in a region that almost never has snow like that, has a hire population than our whole country and people HAVE to be warned because it can save lives.

There is nobody in Quebec or even northern Ontario who doesn't know what to do when a storm is coming, or that isn't at least somewhat prepared if one comes out of nowhere because they happen frequently in our winters.

On behalf of all real Canadians, Grow Some Balls.

Ha! And someone was saying yesterday that Florida is the dick of the USA. How does some backwards Florida sun sound like now, eh?