Ever Go Hoggin'?
 

You know, go out to the bar with your buddies and see who can pick up the fattest ugliest bitch. I did that once and ended up winning!

It's been 15 years and I still hear about it. :glugglug

Your such a whore :glugglug

i had a friend years ago who did that shit nightly.

i swear, he got laid more than any one of us.

fucking all the fat hoes.

funny.

damn i aint talked to that guy in years.

:glugglug

How many of you computer geeks are obese yourselves? Hrmmm? :1orglaugh

Fat chicks are like scooters, fun to ride 'till your friends see you on one.

:1orglaugh

... How do you ride a fat chick?

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