I must have a SMALL DICK?
 

I must have a small dick or something casue I sure get a shitload of penis and cock enlargement spam...

NOt sure how these guys got my emial, but its strange.
I dont get much spam on my private email in general, but I sure do get a lot of the enlarge your cock shit.

Since when is 3.3 inches considered small??

What planet are these guys from?

Thanks an azn thing ! :winkwink:

lol I got 47 emails today while I was out only one was from a fucking person. From work from home to want to watch me get raped to lose fat with GH.

lemme see...

47 isn't too bad!....I think I had more than 150 LOL
4 from actual persons...
spam doesn't bother me anyway...Delete key is the answer...! :Graucho

i get penis reduction surgery spam :1orglaugh

yeah it seems 90% of the email i get is not form a real person and is spam.

Let me see it...I can tell you if you are good or not :)

No really, I have been getting a lot of that SPAM too...

That stipper you got at cheatahs asked me about you bro.. About that!

SHe said to me in private

"hey did that mexican guy lane get a penis reduction or something, casue it seemed weird"

I told her mexican's in general have em economically sized and its 100% natural.

I fucked her

All 3.3 inches of me

:1orglaugh now that was fucking funny

Aren't you Asian Boneprone? Some guy with a shaved head told me all Asians have small dicks.

Lane es Mexicano?

Yep.. Cant you tell?

Yeah im half asian half black.

My cock is asian but my ball sack is black.

I look like a bulldog in my private area.

:1orglaugh

my girlfriend gets penis pills spam in her hotmail account all the time, theres nothing even wrong with the size of her dick!

I fucked her

which one of the girls? i had like 3, remember?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

The one I passed over to you.

The one you didnt like!

haaaa!!

Why didnt you like her?

and then she fucked you :1orglaugh

ROFLMFAO, Mexican ! hahhahahahahahhaha :1orglaugh

haha

the one that looked a bit used up?

she wasnt skinny like the other two..

besides, she was rubbing her tits on my dick so hard, i couldnt watch that, how can you do that to your nipples? ouch..

shit....
I miss vegas already.

We should have gone to this fucking Pheonix webmaster Gathering this weekend.

But I dont think they many have hookers there us so we would be bored..

i'm planning to go the summer internext, are there gonna be as many people?

Of course.
Florida kicked ass!!

ANd yeah we will have the same about of fun bro i promise!!!!

Us two Mexicans are gunna rule the town!!

cool beans

only if i can convince my fag buddy Equinox to come too... :glugglug

Soviet Gays are quite popular in South Beach.

He'll fit right in.

Can't promise to come to the summer show, but next year's winter convention is a definite YES. :glugglug

Well i must look as a nigerian lover as i get their old cheat letter about tons of money to transfer to my acount everyday, also the new variations, last one from the CIA boss to transfer funds to my acount too. Ummmm mybe i'm missing the chance of my life to become rich doing nothing. :1orglaugh

3.3 inches is wide enough for any woman. What the hell are they talking about?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

lol....why you drive a porche:1orglaugh

No a Porche is for someone with a 4 inch dick.

Im just under 3 and a half.


I drive a Vette!