My penis
 

So I'm sitting here, working on a special project.... And I feel something on my cock. No kidding. So, like any other man I cram my hands down my pants and.... Son of a bitch, it feels like a huge fucking wart.

So I calmly walk into the bath room and pull it out.... It's a fucking sticker saying "inspected by #30". I kid you not.

Where would you have gotten genital warts? Anyway, monica, you're supposed to wash your new panties before you wear them.

Hi Rochard,

I sincerely apologize for Cock Inspector #30.

http://www.mielmallow.com/gfy-photos...camnetwork.jpg

If you insist I will give her a spanking for you.

Now that is a nice ass! :thumbsup

cool story anyway :)

One time I was working all day at my desk. I ordered pizza. I ate. I kept going. I was sitting in pajamas that have those pecker holes. Comfort first! ANyway about an hour later my wang dang hurt and I pull it out to inspect. I found a red spot and it hurt and i Immediately thought. "That Dirty Bitch!"

I inspected further and found a crushed red pepper had fallen down and sat on the head of my pecker for awhile and irritated it.

Still Clean and Clear :thumbsup

Gross. But gave mr a good laugh tho :))

I know!!

Mmmm... :) Amazing babe... :) Great ass...

Great ass !

I hate it when that happens.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

The way you said this, it sounds as if this happen to you all the time :1orglaugh :thumbsup

cool story lol

i like the thematic

I thought you masturbated in the bathroom.

i have big cock so stickers cant do anything :)