Bush Orders Iraq To Disarm Before Start Of War
 

Bush Orders Iraq To Disarm Before Start Of War

WASHINGTON, DC?Maintaining his hardline stance against Saddam Hussein, President Bush ordered Iraq to fully dismantle its military before the U.S. begins its invasion next week. "U.S. intelligence confirms that, even as we speak, Saddam is preparing tanks and guns and other weapons of deadly force for use in our upcoming war against him," Bush said Sunday during his weekly radio address. "This madman has every intention of firing back at our troops when we attack his country." Bush warned the Iraqi dictator to "lay down [his] weapons and enter battle unarmed, or suffer the consequences.



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Post your Friday funnies here.....

Bush should know what that is called:

Surrender.

The UN resolution, and the beginning of the Bush theory, always referred to WMD, not defensive weapons .


But Bush changes his agenda quite a few times:

Osama Bin Laden
to
Iraq's WMD
to
Disarm completely
to
Change of regime
to
Occupy Iraq
to
Reshape the political map of ME ...

All this with 9/11 as an excuse....

How exactly does he propose one to enter a battle, unarmed?

I might be wrong, but unless both sides have weapons, it's not a battle.

The madman is preparing to defend himself? What is he thinking?!

Sorry, I should have clarified that the article was from "Le Oignon", but it does make a point.

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another funny, compliments of Le Oignon