For Once, My site didnt ruin someones life
 

just got this



yooooo jud......i dont even know where 2 start brother.......but without knowing u did me the favor of my friggin life!!!!!! k lemme xplain....... i got with this chik about 2 months back right...anabelle...shes reeeely sweet hot as all hell, but i didnt know what the fuk i was gettin myself in2 dude!! this bitch is looney tunez!!!! on top of that she was like....the only way we can have sex is if we marry have kids...etc.......sooo this bitch fuking scared me dog im like wtf?!!!! sooo whatever........i couldnt take it no more....this chik has been crashing at my crib.....( the basement..cuz i still live with the fam lol)
but 4 like the last couple weeks this psyhco went on strike with the choch!!! can u believe that shit?!!! sooo neways 2 make a long story short.....ima freakzilla dude........6''3 240 hairy ass motherfuker...high testerone levelz!~! lols..sooo im 4ever wanting 2 bone and i couldnt take it anymore!!!!!!!....sooo ive been like hooked on ya site dude.......at least 2 visits a day..in between school work and gym...lol>>>>>>>>>and now 4 the biggest shit of all!!!!!!!!!!!last night......this bitch caught me doing the duty at ure page.. cuz yea im in school n shyt and cant afford dem membership shitz......neways this ho. when she walked in on me again ...this time she went ... bezerk!!! hahahahahah dumb bitch........she was all hollaring and crying................like.............go and marry your computer cuz im out!!!.............hahahahahhaa dude......i didnt know how 2 get rid of this pshyco...but thankx.... 2.porn...shes gone..!!!woo hoooo!!!8)..4 now anyway....lol........you gotta see me im glowing over this shit!! haha but nah newayz..even tho i might not be gettting pussy4 a minute...till i bag some other broad.....i will be 4 ever thankful 2 juds fuking moviez~~~~~~!!!!good shit dog peace!!!!!!!

can you translate that into proper English please?

heh

Looks like he has more to worry about than that girl.

Looks almost like va2k (Tom) wrote it ... :winkwink:

safe to say he's a dankcash representitive

lol

"I'll never buy porn, I just like jacking off while burning your bandwidth."

I am gonna get his mailing address and send him a juds shirt and some vaseline

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

lol

ahah post his email!

i keep asking myself, if i was 20 years younger, is there any chance I might be talking that way.


uh................no way in hell!

i gotta believe these guys are laughed at even by people their own age, but maybe i'm wrong.

One can only hope they are. This guy reminds me of the junior high school girl who got in trouble for writing her essay paper in IM style. Whatever you want to call it -- IM, l33t-sp3@k, text message style -- it is, to me, just another sign-post on the road to the world-wide dumbing down of culture.

Unfortunately, my exposure to young adults isn't giving me any hope that this particular gentleman is an anomaly. Pretty soon, all the smart people will be holed up in little enclaves, hoarding canned food and using assault rifles to pick off the pop-culture zombies who come shambling up to the barred-and-razor-fenced enclosures of the intelligentsia fortresses...

Um, yes, I'm a little bitter and elitist, why do you ask? I just spent an hour shopping at Wal-Mart surrounded by the dumb living dead. They're stupid, ugly, and they smell funny. And they get in my way.