A few French Jokes
 

EBAY: 1000's of French WW2 Rifles for sale............never fired, only
dropped once!!!!

At a meeting for peace negotiations George Bush and Sadamm Hussein were in Baghdad and when George sat down in the conference room he noticed Saddamm with three buttons on the arm of his chair. after a few minutes Sadamm pressed the first button and a boxing glove sprung up and hit George square in the jaw. In the spirit of peace George decided to ignore this and continued talking until sadamm pressed the second button and a wooden bat swung out and hit George in the chin. Sadamm started laughing. But again George ignored this and continued
. A minute later George saw Sadamm press the third button and he jumped in the air. But a big boot sprung out and hit him in the balls. George had decided he had enough of this and when back home.

Three weeks later the peace negotiations were re-scheduled in Washington and as Sadamm sat down in Georges conference room he noticed George had three buttons on the arm of his chair. A little while after they started talking George pressed the first button but nothing happened, George started giggling. They continued to talk then George pressed the second button, Sadamm moved but again nothing happened. Sadamm was getting a little jumpy and George was laughing even harder. A
few minutes later George pressed the third button and started pissing himself he was laughing so hard, but like the others nothing happened. Sadamm had enough of this, stood up and said "That's it! I'm going back to Baghdad!" , to which George replied "What Baghdad?"

How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?....Nobody knows, it's never been tried.

Why did the French plant trees along the Champs Elysees?....So the Germans could march in the shade.

Funny Quotes:

"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your
accordion." -Norman
Scwartzkopf

"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure." -Jacques Chirac,
President of France

"As far as France is concerned, you're right." -Rush Limbaugh

"The last time the French asked for 'more proof,' it came marching into
Paris under a German
flag." -David Letterman

An old saying: Raise your right hand if you like the French.....Raise both
hands if you are
French.

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Oui Oui....fucking frog bastards.:321GFY

"They fight with their feet and fuck with their face. The French truly are a funny race." - Anonymous