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2MuchMark 12-18-2014 10:14 AM

Dude gets $150k in cosmetic surgery to look like Kim Kardashian
 
Idiots all over the place.

Kim Kardashian fan Jordan James Parke spent $150,000 on more than FIFTY cosmetic procedures to transform into idol, and apparently has a lot of idiot fans and followers.

Kim Kardashian fan Jordan James Parke spent $150,000 on cosmetic surgery to look like idol | Daily Mail Online


I'll never understand people.

RummyBoy 12-18-2014 10:24 AM

HOLY SHIT!!!!

That'll give me nightmares............

Fat Panda 12-18-2014 10:28 AM

very demented person. sad

Scott McD 12-18-2014 10:29 AM

Nice lips :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

AllAboutCams 12-18-2014 10:30 AM

Seriously is he taking the piss i think people should have free rein to do what they want but this is fucked up.

MrBottomTooth 12-18-2014 10:36 AM

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/...8865831713.jpg

Nailed it. Wait, is that the guy or Kim K? I can't even tell the difference.

MaDalton 12-18-2014 10:39 AM

some people need to be locked away for their own safety

djroof 12-18-2014 10:41 AM

fuckin stupid people...

cosis 12-18-2014 10:44 AM

just weird

lagwagon 12-18-2014 10:53 AM

Everybody dies, but not everybody lives

JFK 12-18-2014 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth (Post 20329670)
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/...8865831713.jpg

Nailed it. Wait, is that the guy or Kim K? I can't even tell the difference.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:thumbsup

But as its tattooed on "kim" "Everybody dies, but not everyone lives" Not sure Id wanaa live like that :helpme

kristin 12-18-2014 11:25 AM

Those lips freak me out!

pornguy 12-18-2014 11:36 AM

He got it 100% spot on. I cant tell the difference.

Idiot.

brassmonkey 12-18-2014 11:39 AM

refund :2 cents::2 cents: :helpme

Paz 12-18-2014 11:50 AM

I think they should prosecute that plastic surgeon if indeed the worlk was done by an MD.

Looks worse than any grevious bodily harm attacks pictures I've seen.....

Horatio Caine 12-18-2014 11:57 AM

150K? Bullshit. probably went to one of those "we give many cheap rate and discount price" places in China town.

PR_Glen 12-18-2014 12:47 PM

i guess the wig was extra?

Itchy 12-18-2014 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madalton (Post 20329672)
some people need to be locked away for their own safety

qft ........

MiamiBoyz 12-18-2014 12:57 PM

This one is much closer in their vain attempt to resemble that goddess KK

http://40.media.tumblr.com/949d13661...erzpo1_500.jpg

brassmonkey 12-18-2014 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz (Post 20329871)
This one is much closer in their vain attempt to resemble that goddess KK

http://40.media.tumblr.com/949d13661...erzpo1_500.jpg

his sister :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :Oh crap ballz cheeks
http://i.imgur.com/O746e.jpg

seeandsee 12-18-2014 01:08 PM

why i don't have 150$k jesus

HomerSimpson 12-18-2014 01:36 PM

Nice work... He looks almost like KK :repuke:party-smi:throwup

fappingJack 12-18-2014 02:05 PM

Crazy asshole.

2MuchMark 12-18-2014 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fappingJack (Post 20329956)
Crazy asshole.

Speaking of .... I didn't see ass pictures in that article. Isn't that Kim K's only mildly interesting attribute?

ls101 12-18-2014 05:32 PM

he looks like a duck!

pornmasta 12-18-2014 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ls101 (Post 20330165)
he looks like a duck!


Phoenix 12-18-2014 05:52 PM

OMG...he is obviously crazy as hell

pornmasta 12-18-2014 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz (Post 20329871)
This one is much closer in their vain attempt to resemble that goddess KK

http://40.media.tumblr.com/949d13661...erzpo1_500.jpg

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

DraX 12-18-2014 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 20329672)
some people need to be locked away for their own safety

Spot on, that looks really really terrible, how the hell can anyone just come up with something like that.

I guess im back to the sheep mentality ones again that I love adding in gfy threads. Where's the self confident in people nowadays? I guess it's gone!

chaze 12-18-2014 06:22 PM

Dead ringer, plastic surgery freaks me the hell out for some reason.

Spunky 12-18-2014 07:37 PM

His elevator doesn't go to the top

Useless Warrior 12-18-2014 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz (Post 20329871)
This one is much closer in their vain attempt to resemble that goddess KK

http://40.media.tumblr.com/949d13661...erzpo1_500.jpg

Closer to this -
https://torrentlawyer.files.wordpres...9/saw-doll.jpg

mavruda 12-19-2014 06:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornmasta (Post 20330179)

:bowdown :thumbsup:thumbsup:1orglaugh

nikki99 12-19-2014 06:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth (Post 20329670)
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/...8865831713.jpg

Nailed it. Wait, is that the guy or Kim K? I can't even tell the difference.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

nico-t 12-19-2014 06:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth (Post 20329670)
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/...8865831713.jpg

Nailed it. Wait, is that the guy or Kim K? I can't even tell the difference.

exactly, spot on :1orglaugh

at least he looks more feminine than the original.

Penny24Seven 12-19-2014 06:36 AM

too many good replies to pick one. How can you get your lips like that LOL

SykkBoy 12-19-2014 09:54 AM

I don't see what the big deal is...it's his money. If he was a GFYer, he'd probably have just spent his money on coke and whores...

the question nobody is asking...where'd he get $150K for surgery plus the designer goods he's bought...he must be one hell of a makeup artist...

I wonder if now he'll have to start dating black men...

rogueteens 12-19-2014 10:03 AM

he's wasted his money, for only 100K I'd have shaved his head, let my 3 year old daughter draw in his eyebrows then finally I'd have kicked that twat in his mouth. exactly the same result as he has now but he'd still have 50k left.

poncabare 12-19-2014 10:09 AM

just kill yourself already

TrafficGoldmine 12-19-2014 11:05 AM

Scary :Oh crap

SekobA 12-19-2014 12:37 PM

nice idea by him :thumbsup

seeric 12-19-2014 12:42 PM

Creepy...

maximuandrew 12-19-2014 07:30 PM

not funny, that's some shit looks for 100k

ivanovmihai781 12-19-2014 07:36 PM

true :)))

GAMEFINEST 12-19-2014 08:28 PM

he need some help

aka123 12-19-2014 08:34 PM

So beautiful, money well spent.. well, besides buying a chainsaw and falling to it face first.

thecatwrites 12-19-2014 09:19 PM

Wow! $150k, I wish I have that kind of money

iamBoogieman 12-20-2014 06:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth (Post 20329670)
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/...8865831713.jpg

Nailed it. Wait, is that the guy or Kim K? I can't even tell the difference.

Fucking weirdo.. :disgust


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