Sleazy "mother f*ckin" dream
 

you asshole and your stupid metal business cards! i got searched at the seattle airport because that thing made me beep in the metal detectors. get some new ones jerk off!

did i mention i missed my flight! sat there for 2 hours.

:1orglaugh Doh..Did they want to probe you for contraband?

sorry man :(

haha LOL :1orglaugh

metal business cards? sweet!

I'd suck dick for a sleazy metal business card

no, but they made me take off my hat, and my shoes, and my coat. and stand on these little footprints while they scanned me. and i turned my back on my carry ons, they bitched at me to keep my eyes on my property.

hahaha

i thought it was a magnet and put it up to my fridge and it dropped on my toe and made a significant ouchie.

hershie, it was nice meeting you up in vancouver, hit me on icq some time.

find me at a convention and I'll give you one

I thought you did, it was just the wrong dick. :1orglaugh

Sleazy ... I don't have to go thru any airport metal detectors ... I'd better get a sleazy card this time !!! :winkwink:

I don't know why they don't like you at the Delta Sleazy ... but I have put the message3 in Cyberpunk's mailbox, and it will be dealt with tomorrow.

HAHAHAHAH I think it was more like you were wearing a shirt with FUCKENEH on it and you look like your 15 and you reaked of weed that coulda got you busted there why!!!

don't do conventions right now,self-made so I don't really need to network...But when I do,I surely will :winkwink:

A sleazydream card with get very handy when you'll get attacked by punks in a dark alley. It's lethal!

:)

So, "just where in the hell did you HAVE this metal card they HAD to SEARCH for" anal cavity? between the cheek and gum? Inquiring minds want to know! and most importantly, did they STAMP STUPID ON your forehead? HELLLLLOOOOOO!!!:1orglaugh :Graucho :thumbsup

all my friends know that i dont loose things in my ass. they are always the ones being accused of sitting on my possesions and accidentially engulfing them in thier asses :).

actually it was in my wallet. didnt figure there was any metal in it didnt stick it in the basket, they told me not to if it had no metal in it.

you WISEASS, its cold in seattle, i was wearing the clickfeel hoody that says "i am a pornographer" across the front, back, and down both sleeves. and the weed smell, damn! i thought all the alcohol stench would have covered that up. :)

but the 15 thing, fuck off on that, at least give me the legal driving age :) 16