Fucking neighbors. Fucking knuckles.
 

Man, the jackasses living above me must have like 19 kids. MY WHOLE HOUSE IS SHAKING! This has been going on for MONTHS. I finally lost my cool (again) and punched the fuck out of my ceiling a few minutes ago. I just now noticed that I actually fucked my knuckles up pretty bad in the process. Now they're all fucked up and bleeding.

If I find out exactly which aprtment it is, I am going to go dispense some justice.

SpaceAce

Your house or your apartment?

Apartment.

SpaceAce

just do what lionel richie did and go 'dancing on the ceiling'


lol! :1orglaugh

Go to the leasing office and bitch. The girl across the hall from me had the same problem and after numerous written and verbal complaints to the office (with a few threats) the office offered her a new location/slightly larger apt. with no raise in the rent and her new apt. kicks ass compared to the old one.

Sounds like you'll be looking like me in a bit .. I burnt my knuckles yesterday
http://www.hawgspoints.com/images/webcam1.jpg :1orglaugh

Actually, my lease comes up in a month or two. I am not sure if I am staying or not. Otherwise, trying to negotiate a new apartment out of it might be a good idea :)

I have a friend who lives on the floor above me and he thinks it's his neighbor with a bunch of little kids. I just don't want to go up there cussing and spitting only to find out I blamed the wrong person. I'm not bashful, but I like to be right when I'm yelling at someone :)

SpaceAce

LOL, what the heck did you do?

SpaceAce

i hate my pussy bitch neighbours,

my car was like half an inch over their driveway and they phoned parking control,

they were like i didnt know it was urs,
im like sure,

then the other bitches next to me named there dog BRACKEN

wtf is a BRACKEN!? yes BRACKEN as it sounds,

dum ass dog could b at least called BRACKET or BRACK

BRACKEN WTF DUM ASS PPL!

:321GFY

I took a pan out of the oven with a towel and the towel spontaneously combusted. I guess I touched the heating element and it just caught fire. The bandages make it look pretty bad, but its not really. Only 1 finger has 2nd degree burns. Typing is a bitch. :1orglaugh

Actually I have a neighbor in the apartment right next to me who is like constantly hammering. At all hours of the night .. its the strangest thing. They also insist on vacuuming
at odd hours too. Drives me crazy, last weekend I actually got out my hammer and started putting holes in my wall just to get even .. blah. :feels-hot

LOL, hahaha. The towel caught fire! That's good stuff. Sounds like an episode of Mr. Bean. Haha, that's hilarious. Reminds of me of the time my sister burned her eyebrows off when she was trying to sneak a smoke.


Yeah, I don't want to do any permanent damage with my lease coming up so soon. I already had to spackle the hole my friend put in the was while we were playing indoor baseball.

Edit: Strangely, you remind me of a girl named Tanya that I went to school with.

SpaceAce

I didnt even know you were a girl. I caught some pizza boxes that were sitting on my stove on fire last week. In the 10 seconds I was out of the room the top half of the kitchen was black smoke.

Hope your hand feels better, must really suck typing with bandages.

Yep .. last time I checked I was :1orglaugh
Your place okay? That would've scared me to death. I guess flames I can handle, smoke, scary stuff there. Thank you, I'll be better in no time, quick healer :) Yeah the bandages get in the way .. I'm just typing a lot slower then I usually do.

You're cute. Will you marry me?

:Graucho

Fuck you she's marrying me :ak47:

DH

Fuck you bitch!

Buterflied.

:thumbsup for your look.

And go girl with that text. You right, its boring to be like everybody else.

Its was you that said that, right?

:glugglug

Thanks guys! :1orglaugh

Taking care of asshole neighbors is no problem at all, I have the method that involves no confrontation of the neighbors and is totally safe as well with making maximum effect to upset the offending neighbors world.

1. See what times the neighbors are awake, usually, if they are up all night raising hell, good chance they have to sleep during the day. Once you know their sleep schedule you are golden.

2. Get the local yellow pages or www.superpages.com, you are looking for ALL local taxi companies that are in your area.

3. $20.00 in quarters and location of the nearest payphone.

Step 1.

You see that the target is asleep, no noise, nothing.

Call all the local taxi compaines that you have listings for from the nearest payphone. Tell them that you are going to the local airport (bonus points if really far ride that means HUGE fare) Also, you have to tell the dispatcher that your grandmom is there and VERY hard of hearing, please bang very hard on the door.

Anyone that ever had a taxi knock at the door knows that the cabbie will usually almost take your door off the hinges anyways, so, bang harder gets the door beaten to a pulp.

So the target is now awake and TOTALLY irate since they havent ordered a taxi, the cabbie is nuts since they have blown off other jobs to take this fare and all hell breaks loose.

15 minutes later, taxi driver gone more than likely, BUT, the next cab arrives, same deal, after about the 5th - 6th one, your target will be literally going nuts.

If you really want to add spice, toss in a few pizza orders or chiense food orders as well.

After about 4 hours of non stop door banging, arguging and irate cabbies, delivery folks and bewildered neighbors, you will prbably be laughing your ass off.

The best part is that as your neighbors life is made a living hell, they have NO IDEA that you are the cause of all this grief.

Remember the payphone is a VERY powerful weapon when used in the right fashion.

Haha, good one.

But you missed out on the part that SpaceAce lives in an apartment.

Apartments are also able to be used in this model. If you really want to be daring, wait outside (like walking dog, etc) and let the cabbie in without being buzzed

Well aint you just a little cutie?? :Graucho

MWAH! Sorry DrinkingHard and Sly_RJ .. I'm marrying Ross! :1orglaugh

Yeah you better believe it!
:thumbsup

The picture :) You look a bit like her. Very similar facial structure.

By the way, as I am typing this at like 1:00AM there is thumping around coming from their apartment. I've tried to give up my violent past, but if this shit keeps up...

SpaceAce

LOL, that's a good one. I used to work at a pizza shop and tha manager kept a "3 AM list" where he wrote down the numbers of asshole customers and gave them middle-of-the-night "wakeup calls".

I'm pissed, now, though and I prefer confrontation. If only I knew for sure who it was...

SpaceAce

Actually, the buzzer in this building is linked to the phone, so the cabbie would be making their phone ring off the hook. The problem is, apartment numbers don't show on the buzzer thing downstairs and I would have to find out their last name for this to work.

SpaceAce

:(

also, nothing ends a loud party than calling the man.

Tell em there is a naked manaic in there that has been streaking through the halls and you saw them run in their apartment where the noise is coming from.

My bands old guitar player once went really nuts on us when no one would buy insurance polices from him for our cars (rates were outrageous) so, He goes really nuts and gets really insulting and even mails nasty letters telling us all off. Also, makes a lot of calls to people drunk screaming and shit.

The plan was to take a nice rope, tie to his front door and pass the rope into the front gate as well. Run this about 100 feet across the road that went by his house. Since he lived near a quarry, there was only really big trucks travelling really fast

When the truck came barrelling, we'd yank the rope REALLY tight and then tie off onto a tree in the woods across the road and watch the mayhem of his door flying off, all the aluminim flashing, and the front gate whizz off the house, and some siding.

Was absolutely the most hysterical thing I have ever conjured up for getting back at a mad man.

Your sitting there and your front of the house flies off......HEH

lates

SpaceAce...
Walk outside of your apartment.
Turn around and look at the number on your door.
Add 100 to your door number.
Memorize it.
Go up one flight of stairs.
Find the apartment with the memorized door number. (Your door number + 100)
Listen carefully at the door and verify that the sounds coming out are the same ones coming through your ceiling.
Knock.
ASK them nicely if they could please keep it down. (This is your first confrontation. Next time, you raise holy hell.)

Btw, if there *are* kids there, there's honestly not much the parents can do. Even when kids try to walk quietly, they're like little stomping elephants. Especially in an apartment setting, the slightest noise sounds like a bomb going off in apartments.

Oh, and if you see little kids in the background, please ask the person to come out into the hall and talk to you - don't stand there in the doorway looking pissed off and mean (especially if you think you'll start yelling and cussing) - little kids don't need nightmares from that kinda stuff.