Zombaio: PM from our CEO
 

The good news is the details of this situation are not complicated because there are funds in motion.

The bad news is that the system is going through some teething issues.... like a young child... I guess

Glad they didn't end up approving my account many years ago but still manage to send me these entertaining emails... would have hated to deal with this shit :disgust

[email protected]:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh That does not suprise me .

im getting ready to email all my remaining members in there ill never see the money for and give them a step by step guide how to chargeback (complete with free letter) and then they will get a 3 month free membership using a new proc who pays and isnt a fucking titwank like those idiots

for those who remember its DMR and iBill all over again

Does anybody know why their support chat is offline?
Also, Redpass there is no money now...Anybody same problem?
We left some money on Redpass and now they gone!

Their support is offline because they don't want to talk to you. I mean they were nice enough to send you the notes from the VP and the CEO Paul. He was teeeeeething the systems today so he couldn't be online and teeeeeething at the same time

Funny my dashboard on Zombaio, I have messages that I cannot even see. Balances have disappeared ....

Money in motion, please let us know if you get it in 7 days , so 1 month in the rear since supposed purchase. 2-3 months in the rear counting previous payouts...damn they are playing people:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

More announcements from Zombaio CEO John Cavebring:

- Lediga jobb på Pizza24 Nordic AB

Webbutvecklare till Pizza24.se (PHP/JavaScript) - Lediga jobb på Pizza24 Nordic AB

Norsktalande Säljare - Lediga jobb på Pizza24 Nordic AB

Kundtjänstmedarbetare - Lediga jobb på Pizza24 Nordic AB

Money in motion... :2 cents:

I think I can see where this is going. The new excuse is going to be a problem with transmitting funds to your bank making it slow. This will buy them another 7-14 days.

i fucking love that - porn come PIZZA man. What a cunt. I bet he buys his furniture at IKEA (using redpass)

So this pizza venture started in 2012 and was self funded, sounds more like webmasters payouts and reserves funded it :thumbsup

Everything bought in IKEA. Including this boat :thumbsup

http://s16.postimg.org/5fh5cd6w5/the_great_escape.png

But Mr. Cavebring is not totally without humor. The vessel is officially registered under the name "Great Escape". Good joke :winkwink:
Source: http://www.transportstyrelsen.se/Glo...istan_2014.pdf

That is a great idea, I was wondering how I could encourage members to swap over when my us llc & ccbill account is set up (cmon IRS paperwork, swift like the wind *fingers crossed*)

I just checked his facebook account. He is followed by 11 people. I bet they are all webmasters

Good idea. Except that you are teaching members how to chargeback. Nothing will stop them from also making a chargeback on you - after they have enjoyed the free 3 month membership at your new processor.
These remaining members basically turn into "extreme high risk" group if equipped with a step-by-step guide on how to fuck any online merchant. :2 cents:

Grown up Tintin :winkwink:

I would probably worry less about the chargeback and more about retaining them:2 cents::2 cents:

Bump for Cavebring

Their support chat is almost always offline lol, it can be hard as hell to talk to a live person there and then it's like talking to a robot.

I think the support rep is having some teething issues, might only be about 3 years old, wait a few years until all his teeth have grown in and I'm sure he'll get back to you soon.

Nothing to really talk about , other than, they might pay you (or not)1 week of your money , after collecting 2 months of it, and by the way that reserve we take you aren't ever getting back, it really is just an additional 5% processing fee :pimp

CCBill gives me a headache, but...

That picture screams: I am a douche with low self esteem.

:1orglaugh

Fixed that for you :thumbsup

mass chargebacks is the only way to stop these thieves

I agree :thumbsup

I could see the temptation for some webmasters to do that, I wonder though what the repercussions of that strategy would be vis a vis finding new processing.

Since most processors/payment gateways/banks want to see a record of processing history, a record of mass cb's could potentially impede a webmaster's ability to sign up with new payment options down the road. Even if one has a new processor already, what if you decide you want to switch to a different company or add a new option to the cascade?

def not a decision to enter into lightly

Wise words :2 cents:

The real question has everybody been paid what they are owed and caught up?

Yes. Have been paid all i was owed, and a recent payout request was pair in 5 days.

I wasn't owed a lot since I was only an affiliate of two sites that billed with Zombaio, but I did get all I was due and am getting recurring payments.

Ding, ding we have 1 satisfied affiliate, good deal:upsidedow

I got paid. Not everything I was owed. But it's progress. :thumbsup

Still waiting for my payment. They took $10k out of my "reserve/unsettled payouts" about a week and a half ago, but no payment.

The payouts for this month are showing up in payout reports, which are supposed to be sent out later this month.

We'll see how that goes...

As a Canadian, I was able to get my business EIN in about 10 minutes by allowing my Registered Agent to use her own SSN to back it.

Felt the need to throw in my 1 1/2 cents on this...

They have owed us a payout of a few thousand dollars for a few months now. Consistently I am told "it will be another two weeks." After that two weeks is up "probably the end of the month." Repeat indefinitely.

I can't seem to get any real reason as to why it's taking so long. It's frustrating enough that we're looking at switching to ccbill, as well. This just isn't good business (I know you all are already aware, of course; it just feels good to say it).

If any of you are looking for reliability and to save money, we are here to help.

Please contact our sales department. You're also welcome to post questions here or email me directly. You will always receive a response.

Thank you, Mitch

Not to throw salt on your wound, but the reason you haven't been paid isn't because they haven't gotten the money. It is that your funds are being used to pay someone else, this is how a PONZI scheme works.

Zombaio hopes they can get out of the rear and never have to explain to people about what they used webmasters money on and by the look of things they may be right.:Oh crap

Pretty sad there isn't much more up roar about this

So the answer is no, they still owe you money? Hey at least you got something right:Oh crap

I got mine first payment from the "new" zombaio on time.

There is no new Zombaio, just the same crew spinning some unbelievable bs to explain why a two month old payout is on time...lol
But glad you got some money from those clowns :pimp

I am still owed money for past 3 months now

Was that really necessary?

Okay xXXtesy10, we all get your point: You like gay porn.

No big deal. But how is your personal fascination with men relevant to the Zombaio topic?
Is it really necessary for you to effectively sabotage every GFY thread with these graphic unrelated photos? :(

You don't want that people talk about Zombaio?

We were innocent enough to make Zombaio our Primary the day we started operating (Somewhere in August)
Needless to say, we never received a single payment

well.
someone will offer to cut them off.
but we left dead subcriptions and waiting, waiting, waiting, waiting...............

and sometimes miracle happens and we get payouts.

Before you fly off the hook and get all emotional, you might want to carefully consider this whole idea and run the whole thing by a lawyer.

I am not a lawyer and this is not legal advice, but it seems to me like this is a bad idea. I don't know if you've ever actually done a chargeback yourself or not but it's not as simple as "I just want to charge this back". In order for it to be quick and easy, without having to go through an "investigation" by the card company, the reason for a charge back has to be pretty straight forward; Card used without permission, Goods not received, etc.

If your customers call up their bank and say "Yes I'd like to charge back this purchase because the business I purchased the product from told me to because they're having trouble getting paid by their merchant account", there's very little chance it's going to be simple. At BEST the customer will have to submit their statement and it will be reviewed by the bank, a process that takes a little while, usually. That's a lot of hassle for a customer to go through and there's a good chance it still won't work in the end because from the customer's point of view, they did buy it, they did get it, no problem.

So the only way for it go easy with the bank is if the customer says they did not make the charge. The problem here is that this is fraud. Again, USUALLY you can get away with this and especially with high risk stuff the bank will just believe you up front. That's different than ADVISING people to do that though.

If you're going to try and "punish" Zombaio, at even the slightest possibility of expense or liability to your own business, you're a fool. :2 cents:

Just got a LOT of money that was stuck at Zombaio and Redpass as well. Already thought everything is lost, but they started paying out the old payments from Zombaio and processing wire transfers from Redpass. Funds on associated MC are visible again, money can be loaded and spent. It was really scary, but looks like they have resolved most of the issues. Soooo, CHILL guys!! Don't get upset! The only thing I am still missing is their incredible 4.9% processing fee :) No other company was even near with %, have to admit that.

And fuck Hollywood... THIS was the ultimate adventure, drama, comedy, illusion, confusion, excitement, deep thoughts, insomnia, fear, adrenalin... and HAPPY ENDING!!! Best of all, it was for real, not a movie! What else do you want from a billing company, no wait... from life in general?? All the best to CCBill, but they are boring and won't see my money, I'm going to stay with these crazy dudes. Beside, we're not building Space Shuttles here. With all respect to everyone (and especially to amounts), it's just the money earned by cheating suckers to pay for porn which is already free all over the Internet. So I say: let's get life elsewhere and have fun here. If it pays off - great; if things goes the wrong way - it's not the end of the World.