Please post your fake paysite member testimonials!
 

I prefer if you replace (your site) with my name "TheFLY", so that my ego can be boosted. No, but seriously if we all contribute fake testee-moan-ials using my name, then you can just do a search/replace (your site name) and then upload it to your paysite's testimonials section, if you don't already have one.

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You're a strange fella

"This TGP has so much free porn I never want to buy another membership again!" -The Fly (and millions of anonymous users)

I enjoyed masturbating to your gay porn. I especially like the guys with beards getting facials.

Your pal,

The Fly

Dear TheFLY,

Until I found your website, my penis was a source of constant embarassment. I stayed away from the beach, the gym, or anywhere I was afraid that someone might notice what was lacking in my pants! Since signing up with TheFLY, I've been able to add almost 2 full inches in such a short time, and it's still working! I finally feel normal, and ready to take on the world!

-Brad J. - Arizona

"This beastie gay bukkake midget site got me hard so fast i busted a nut before my 14.4k modem could finish downloading the first pic!" -TheFly

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I especially loved polishing my knobby knob to your site TheFLY. I was really aroused by that little guy "twistyneck" -- his small dick especially. I have a size issue, and little knobs make this door knocker a real hit with the spermies...

-- 12Clicks