I Want To Marry An American Oil Tycoon
 

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/us-oil...163603867.html

I am going to find one and marry him. And if he doesn't want to marry me and calls me a gold digger then I will simply turn my head away, raise my head, put the back of my hand to my forehead and say in the velvet tones of Gone With The Wind: "Why.... that's no way to treat a lady!"

Can someone help me out here and put me in touch or hook me up?
Don't get me wrong, I am in the 1% but marrying an American Oil Tycoon will put me in the 0.0001%.

Actually......... ive changed my mind already. I don't want to appear fickle but I've decided I want to marry a Russian Oil Tycoon. :1orglaugh

They're down on their luck right now so its an easier target.

CyberSEO hit me up if you can hook me up.

You set your bar too low. Marry Putin and you will get half Russia. :)

And CyberSEO will be your more or less loyal subject, if he happens to live in your half.

too late, Putin's hustlin the Chinese biacch :helpme

I would bang that lady for money

1Billion/ 25 years = 40 Millions a Year is not bad and 3 Million a month salary :thumbsup

three million a month in salary! Not bad at all!

prenup, guys!

The woman on that panel is an a grade idiot.

She is making out the woman should have taken 50%.

In many states, especially CA and NY it's can be easily disputed and voided for so many reasons... So, don't put too much expectations for "prenups" - they are not bullet-proof! :Oh crap

Thanks guys. Im not concerned about a prenup.

I just want a big event on wedding day - with lots of flora and ornamentation.

Not interested in Putin - he's weird looking while there are some decent eligible oligarchs out there.

bump for you!

such a smart comeback! 😂