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diary of a n00b gallery maker
Dear Diary,
Today was a pretty good day. Did my morning exercises Asked Matt M, how if he spells the word hoe or ho it's good to get a white opinion from time to time Talked to Fattdaddy one of the leaders in the ebony niche, we discussed the usual big pimpin, and the in betweens. Went to the mall and put some nice diamond earrings on lay-away. I couldn't pass up on a sale like this one, the regular price was $700 and I got them for $500. Also, went to best buy to look at some portable DVD players, I still can't make up my mind though. Came home got on the computer and checked my ars stats, to my surprise I had 4 quick sales (in a 2 hour period). Checked my e-mail, chatted with a few webmasters on icq. Got another sale, then decided it was such a good day, I should put $100 on the Bulls to beat the Lakers at 5 to 1 odds. I called my bookie, but he was out of office, then I figured oh well the lakers will probably destroy the bulls. Decided to call up a friend to ask her if she'd like to go see a movie. We agreed on the 9:35 show. I then realize, I need to wash my car, I hand wash my car for the first time ever. I actually kinda enjoyed it, and will try to make it a normal routine instead of riding thru the machine wash. I come in the house, do a little thinking, decide to experiment. I was thinking what if instead of popping up an advertisement of my paysite tour exits.... WHAT IF, I pop up a hot freehosted gallery... it's worth a try I make the necessary changes.... I talk to John V on icq, he tells me that I should try to refrain from using the "f" word when talking to other webmasters. He's a cool and smart guy, and I respect his opinion, so I'll give it a try. We talked about something else, but I forgot, then I asked him where was JD, and he told me she was going after some other ventures, I'm going to miss her. Checked my e-mail Karen placed my order in under 24 hours of me sending her the e-mail (good job speedy g.) Thinking of speedy gonzalez, I'm pretty sure some spanish people could find that offensive. Seriously, a mexican rat... Think about it... But Speedy was cool always getting the cheese and giving it away in his hood. They loved him, kinda like the way I want the industry to love my BYOT TOUR: Super Vanilla 2.0 coming out March 21st.... But anyway, I went to the movies with my friend... we had a kiss before we got out the car, she's got a tongue ring. I really want a blowjob from her now, but it's going to involve me doing a lot heavy talking in between now and this weekend. I honestly don't think I'm going to be able to the put forth the verbal energy to convince her, that I want to be her boyfriend... Because it's like you put all that energy into getting some sex or a blowjob, and then you can still fall short and not get it... I really like the way it felt when it touched my tongue, it sent a chill down my arm just thinking how the action could be. Argh what am I gonna do, I hate trying hard when it comes to women. I'll sleep on it, but I know if I can get her to a hotel suite it's ON maybe I should just focus on that... then I came home... The Bulls beat the Lakers, but thats how it goes, if I had put the $100 on them they probably would have lost got on computer, checked my ARS stats... no sales, oh well it's like 1 am, the day is still early... going to go to sleep wake up in the morning and do this platinum thing one more time... I'm doing good to be 20 Yea, one day at a time just keep up the progress |
he sounds happy :glugglug must not visit GFY too often
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Too, much love to ya man. But... are you OK?
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if happiness equals no sales cry me a river.. |
He sounds like he's feeling extra warm and fuzzy inside right now.
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GFY is the most negative boards in the industry
and is a daily haven to many assholes I've never claimed to do business with the jealous people who flame me due to my fast entry into the ebony market You'll learn |
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I'm hurt that my name doesn't show up once in that story.
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But I tried to figure what to say to try and explain to you guys this shit is real, I want that popular BYOT money. Promote my site or make less money! You can say you won't promote my site, but I know you will, because you love money way more than you dislike my promotional tactics |
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Super Vanilla 2.0 will be the best.... I wanted a one on one tour battle, but the people in charge didn't want me to battle you because so many people complained about the unfairness of it being a one on one tour battle that it never got pushed by ARS...(my opinion) I want you Quiet, Do you want me? Super Vanilla 2.0 vs. anything you can produce |
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Kissing Ass for Support Of Quiet Just Isn't My Style
I'll just approach it like this, Promote Super Vanilla 2.0 and make more People been kissing ass from the millionaires in that promote ARS, and I have yet to see them make it... Quiets tour is ok, but not GREAT.. lets be serious, he has made a ton of money so far, and it's all because she was the FIRST person to make a good tour and have people give it a try, I know my tour will outperform Quiet or another other tour in the BYOT program if given an equal opportunity... But through normal measures there is no way to get that equal opportunity..... So I'll go at this thru platinum measures... If I don't make this tour I'll make $0 from it... I can't lose, nobody who I might upset for pumping up Super Vanilla 2.0 fits into my current business model.... I can't lose.. Who knows I might even win So I'll use my approach... The aggressive pathway... Knock Knock OPEN UP THE MU'FUCKING DOOR I got the hot tour you need to promote my shit CUZ IT'S A HOT This tour will be the hottest tour under the ARS Label, yes, the best, yes the hottest.... |
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hahah cool story :thumbsup
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Continued...
3-12 Dear Diary, Today, was a good day for business, but a pretty slow social day. No late night kisses no caressing a hot hoe. But then again Saturday is fast approaching. I'll be glad when spring break is over though, my favorite chicks are all in college and went home for spring break so right now I'm dealing with bench warmers, now don't get me wrong all the hoes I talk to are hot, but attitude is the difference between being my 2nd string hoe and my 1st string hoe. So when I say 2nd string don't think I'm talking about some fat chick. Talked to Matt M for a little bit... Talked to John V a little bit Looked at a completely GARBAGE BYOT buy some idiot ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE Gotta put G Nuzzo on my icq list tomorrow I never have anything to complain about, but I just want somebody to review my galleries as I make them to give me a thumbs up or thumbs down.... Oh I just remembered something I want to talk about Freehosted Galleries.... I really don't know how I feel about them As a moviepost owner, I use freehosted galleries, I'm not supposed to be the guy to submit to. Matter of fact I own every gallery on my moviepost, and that was the point of me making it. But I just looked around to find some sites to submit my latest ebony galleries to, and I can't help but to notice lots of the big guys giving the top links to freehosted galleries. I understand TGP/Moviepost owners want to make money, but at the same time they must realize, that if they can hurt their profits using freehosted galleries (*buy using too many freehosted galleries) Surfed a few messageboards today.. it's amazing to see people who would rather create a name for themselves on the industry boards instead of creating a money maker in the industry. Man, I didn't even talk to that girl I went to the movies with the other day... I see I'm going to have to press fast forward on my gameplan, I'm just gonna call her tomorrow and say "You get the room at the Hilton or the Holiday Inn" Sometimes you gotta make up a chicks mind for her. Thinking about going to the stripclub Saturday night if this hotel room thing doesn't come together, $20 at the door to seem some skinny white girls" arghhhhh.... I'd bring my white homeboy with me just so we could get a good laugh going but he's going to Houston this weekend.... Hopefully I can get this hotel room thing going, thinking of which Motel 6 is nicer than these hoes think, hoes hear "Motel 6" and think it's grimey.. But fuck Motel 6 is a nice $37 spent for a nice bed, nice tv just for a short fuck. I like to fuck, but man, I'm more about the 4 play, I hate when a chick just tries to jump me without even taking her bra off (somtimes shirt)... What the hell is that about. Thats the whole point of us having sex is to see some boobs shaking.... Speaking of hoes, I hate when girls tell me they don't suck dick, WHAT THE HELL is that all about. that shit used to really bother me, but now it's just an open invitation to my strongest pimp game, the best head is the head you didn't expect to get. WRITE THAT DOWN I need to make some banners tomorrow Thursday is coming... CCBILL Checks, YESSA RE BOB It's time to RE-UP Well, it's 1:00 am now, time for me to get in the bed... |
pho you are defintiely a chunt
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I missed something somewhere. I'm completely lost by this thread. In fact, it scares the shit out of me.
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I meant it in a very loving way...chunt |
oh, i thought chunt was a new slang for c-u-n-t :(
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nope...super chunty |
LOL wtf is up with this thread? I am definitely lost.
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lol,i actually read the 1st post
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Just Toodamnfli's obession with Platinum Lantern
all of the above excerpts where taken from posts on the ARS messageboard by me... Wow Toodamnfli.. you really are obsessed with me... |
haha i remember this useless drivel being posted on the ARS mssg board over a year ago...he was taunting poor tootie with his supervanilla crap...
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word to the big bird
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good times man,and we know who the BYOT queen is:1orglaugh |
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