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myjah 10-25-2014 01:38 PM

Just pre-ordered this
 
http://www.amazon.com/Long-Reach-Com.../dp/B001G70QW8

What do you think? Would you use this?

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...dL._SY450_.jpg

edgeprod 10-25-2014 01:45 PM

I think our maid uses something similar. I see them in the garbage sometimes. I have no idea what the fuck it is.

420 10-25-2014 01:47 PM

Does it measure the amount of bacteria in your toilet?

Famemonster 10-25-2014 01:49 PM

The longer that shit is the better, i say its a good purchase.

edgeprod 10-25-2014 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Famemonster (Post 20266584)
The longer that shit is the better, i say its a good purchase.

I just pictured Jill cleaning the toilet from the living room, with an enormous handle.

mineistaken 10-25-2014 05:34 PM

After reading reviews I found out that the image is completely misleading and it is being used by disabled people to wipe themselves clean. Thought it was toilet cleaner judging by the picture.

SBJ 10-25-2014 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20266774)
After reading reviews I found out that the image is completely misleading and it is being used by disabled people to wipe themselves clean. Thought it was toilet cleaner judging by the picture.


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh Same!

This is just the staff trolling the trolls?? cause come on why would you post about a $99 CUP and now a ass wiper for the too fat or disabled..

pornmasta 10-25-2014 05:44 PM

whooah it looks too cool, i want the same thing !

420 10-25-2014 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 20266580)
I think our maid uses something similar. I see them in the garbage sometimes. I have no idea what the fuck it is.

Does she have really short arms? Minnie says they're for wiping your ass.

WDF 10-25-2014 07:12 PM

http://goldenfrogpress.com/images/10...osters/186.jpg

:1orglaugh:thumbsup

MrTrollkien 10-25-2014 07:15 PM

I bought this for my husband after he had a bad accident to help him feel clean. He uses it every day. Nice item."

Manfap 10-26-2014 04:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20266774)
After reading reviews I found out that the image is completely misleading and it is being used by disabled people to wipe themselves clean. Thought it was toilet cleaner judging by the picture.

They need a goose.

edgeprod 10-29-2014 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 420 (Post 20266790)
Does she have really short arms? Minnie says they're for wiping your ass.

Haha, I think she uses some Clorox wand or something.

F-U-Jimmy 10-29-2014 07:47 AM

It's a fat persons ass wiper..

nico-t 10-29-2014 08:56 AM

shove it up your ass and post the picture

420 10-29-2014 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SBJ (Post 20266779)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh Same!

This is just the staff trolling the trolls?? cause come on why would you post about a $99 CUP and now a ass wiper for the too fat or disabled..

She was serious about the cup. Then she started fucking with everyone for fucking with her about the cup. :)

PAR 10-29-2014 09:03 AM

why not just buy a clorox disposable toilet brush..

As for the fat person ass whipper .. That solves one of life's little mysteries...

aka123 10-29-2014 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by myjah (Post 20266578)

Only if it comes labeled as a official iPhone accessory. And it identifies what it is wiping.

czarina 10-29-2014 09:10 AM

A wand to help you wipe your butt? Do you have mobility issues?
Otherwise, hit your local yoga parlor and start stretching and bending. There's no reason why a normal human being couldn't reach his own butt.

PR_Glen 10-29-2014 11:45 AM

ass mop for the win! now comes with a curve!

Scott McD 10-29-2014 12:16 PM

Erm, no thanks i can wipe my ass unaided thank you very much...

CarlosTheGaucho 10-29-2014 12:34 PM

I heard CurrentlySober bought a VIP package

420 10-29-2014 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho (Post 20270970)
I heard CurrentlySober bought a VIP package

I can only assume that means he recycles the used ones you send him.

CurrentlySober 10-29-2014 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho (Post 20270970)
I heard CurrentlySober bought a VIP package

Quote:

Originally Posted by 420 (Post 20271092)
I can only assume that means he recycles the used ones you send him.

Nope. The extra reach would indeed be handy... IF I actually wiped it in the first place...

As my dear old Granny used to say... "Waste not, want not":2 cents:

Why flush all the glorious goodness away when you could still be playing with it a few hours later?

myjah 10-29-2014 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 420 (Post 20270748)
She was serious about the cup. Then she started fucking with everyone for fucking with her about the cup. :)

this :winkwink:

DamianJ 10-29-2014 03:41 PM

You're SO good at this.

CourtneyR 10-29-2014 03:49 PM

the fact that there is 383 reviews is depressing.

nico-t 10-29-2014 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CourtneyR_FFN (Post 20271256)
the fact that there is 383 reviews is depressing.

fat people probably have a problem reaching back to their huge black hole of an asscrack, my guess is because of their jumbo sized armpit flaps.

CourtneyR 10-29-2014 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t (Post 20271289)
fat people probably have a problem reaching back to their huge black hole of an asscrack, my guess is because of their jumbo sized armpit flaps.

If you cant wipe your own ass, it's probably time to make some changes. :2 cents:

JFK 10-29-2014 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 420 (Post 20266582)
Does it measure the amount of bacteria in your toilet?

no , on your tounge :helpme

420 10-29-2014 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 20271231)
You're SO good at this.

Thanks, some people might call me a mind reader. What do you think? Is Tommy Vagitarian a good name?

O MARINA 10-29-2014 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 20266586)
I just pictured Jill cleaning the toilet from the living room, with an enormous handle.

I picture her with a selfie stick instead!!!!

http://www.the85stylepeople.com/407-...d-hot-pink.jpg


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