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Hey Guys,

I dont normally ask for handouts, but i really need help. I tried to design a banner myself, but it didnt come out so well.


here is what i came with:
http://www.pleasuredvds.com/personals/banner.jpg



Id like something a bit more catchy and some flashing stuff in there, but i have no clue where to start.


Anyone willing to open PS and give it 10 minutes for me?
Id like to include red as much as possible without overduing it, this will be to promote http://www.redpersonals.com so id like to stick with the theme but still make it catchy for topsites.


Thanks guys, ill owe ya one.


icq - 175171926

Please guys. I dont ask for many favors!


Not asking for some super duper design work, just something better than what i have.


I mean if i posted a pic of me, youd spend 20 minutes editing it in PS, why not use the time more productively? lol



PLEASE!

I know you cant see me, but im actually on all 4's typing with my nose right now while begging!

contact me

wiowo that baner sucks

<img src=http://www.overmindesign.com/images/gfy.gif>

ok, 10 minutes

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<img src=http://www.overmindesign.com/images/gfy2.gif>

It's really not that expensive to have a logo or banner designed.

These poor designers charge so little as it is... you shouldn't ask for something for free.

thanks ... but i dont know how?


my iq is 175171926

now if that just said "SWINGERS" or "SINGLES" it may work, not sure how it would go over on topsites as it is now.

<img src=http://www.overmindesign.com/images/swing.gif border="1">

:glugglug

perfect!!

nice iq :)

gee wiz fletch, your going super far out of your way just not to help me, and then rub it in that you refuse to help.

Thanks bud!

fuckin useless jackass

i wont help some fuck who cant afford 20 bucks.

youre calling me useless?

hahaha

at least i have something to offer punk.

Im just trying to have fun tonight, nothing more.

:glugglug

Beggers can't be fucking choosers!

Dude...come on. You asked someone to do something for you, and it's something that costs about $10-20 depending on who you ask. If you can't do a good job...pay someone who can.

How much are banners going for anyways? $15 or $20? Maybe $25? Jeezzz....

Besides, Naughty said he would handle it.

I figured job was done.

What happened?

Why didnt Naughty do it?

nope i actually cant afford $20 bucks. Infact i cant afford dinner tonight either, that makes me a "fuck"????

Shit man if you didnt want ot help then just dont, just like the other 130 people who red this and didnt reply, thats fine ... but dont go spending time making some little graphic to rub it in my face that im a fucking loser who doesnt know how to use PS and cant afford to dish out $20

http://www.thewebmachine.com
http://www.tutorialforums.com
http://www.spoono.com

That's a good place to start if you have to do it yourself.

he is working on it with me via ICQ, thats why i stopped asking for it on here, but you insist on showing me how determined you are in showing me just how fucking low i really am.

Well thanks man, i didnt really feel like a big enough peice of shit today.

wow you really skinned your knee didnt you.

I was simply posting stupid gifs, wasnt rubbing shit in, these schizos makes me nervous, take it as you want, you really must be that bad off.

i dont know what you mean "skinned my knee"

yes im in a serious situation here financially, and im trying to make the best of it while i still have internet, thats why i dont have time to go fool with tutorials.


Sorry if i seem cranky, im just at my edge.

I'm really not trying to pour salt into your wound, but... you should have picked a different name.

hahaha

Lil2Po2PayPalU

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

That sums it up for me. I was gonna cuss this kid out but you've said it all. Go Fletch.

Are those Sky's breasts?

hey nina

nah i get that all the time. I used that because its what i started with 3yrs ago, figured no need to change now.


How ironic though, lol

Youd laugh your ass off when i told you my license plate actually says "IM RICH" lol

just sucks that they are coming tomorow at 11am to repo it


oh well, times can only get better i supose :glugglug

wtf?

how did you guess that? lol

well I guess the bright side is there's such a thing as self-fulfilling prophesy. If you work toward it, it can happen.

no clue what that is, sounds to me like meditating until you ejaculate?


rofl

:1orglaugh

not quite. :1orglaugh

well thats good news IF it goes the other way around, see i can talk the talk, and im hoping ill kick into stride and start walking the walk also, lol

You can't afford 20 bucks for a banner. Just wondering, is that pic licensed?

ok heres what i got!!!

Thanks to everyone who helped, means so much to me! And i owe you

<img src="http://www.pleasuredvds.com/personals/banner1.gif">

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<img src="http://www.pleasuredvds.com/personals/banner2.gif">




Thanks again guys! Really helps me out

nope cant afford 20 for a banner, and no its not licensed.

That's a nice banner! You should let us know who the designers are. :glugglug

I guess it pays to beg.

top one wants to be left nameless, bottom was done by Naughty

no one should give their work away.

:glugglug

You went with an unlicensed pic before.

Is the pic on that banner Naughty did licensed?

*bowl*

I agree.

However there are times you feel nice and want to help someone out, then there are times you feel maybe by doing this one free one, youll get some orders for some paid ones when they see the quality?


All week i have been helping out this guy by forcing to his TGP maybe 100 per hour. That doesnt sound like much right? But it has helped him jump off his trades and im sure he wont forget it.


Sometimes it pays to be nice :2 cents:

You didn't know? People have made thousands here just by asking or visiting here and come with a story that gets sympathy .. I might try it soon .. I am broke too


(just felt like doing something good for a change, instead of asking 37.50 for banners :winkwink: )

yep i bought that set (or maybe rockbottom gave to me)

I went with unlicensed before because isnt there some rule that you can chop up a certain amount of a pic and use it?


I dunno, all i know is i wasnt going to use it, i just wanted to give as a small example of what i was looking for.