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DatingGold 03-12-2003 05:22 PM

Oh dear my new porche
 
Dear Lord....

Here are some pics of my brand new Porsche that got T-Boned, 28 days after I bought, dealer plates and all.

Some lame ass 76 year old women that was cataract ridden, ran a red light without even touching her breaks and hit me. 46 miles and hour.

I won't go as far as to state the race, I'll leave that for your imagination, since I'm not racist.

$16,000 in damage, I sold it and got another.

http://www.datinggold.com/porsche/carfront1.jpg

http://www.datinggold.com/porsche/carback.jpg

applejacks 03-12-2003 05:24 PM

Sorry to hear about your lost..

But that thing is so fucking NICE!!

JOP 03-12-2003 05:24 PM

That must hurt man.... Nice Car...

m0rph3us 03-12-2003 05:25 PM

damn. same thing happened to me :(

Rich 03-12-2003 05:26 PM

Chink?

playa 03-12-2003 05:26 PM

16k for a fender bender?

shit my buddy Juan can knock it out for $500

Lazy Bob 03-12-2003 05:26 PM

Ouch!

That Sucks! Oh Well, at least you got another :thumbsup

JeremySF 03-12-2003 05:28 PM

Damn Alan, that sucks. My condolescences.

DatingGold 03-12-2003 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JeremySF
Damn Alan, that sucks. My condolescences.
Thanks dude..

I know it sucked I had to drive my Boxster for a month!

ED 03-12-2003 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DatingGold
[B]I won't go as far as to state the race, I'll leave that for your imagination, since I'm not racist.
well you must be a little because otherwise why would you even have to mention race at all ?

DatingGold 03-12-2003 05:34 PM

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Originally posted by Lazy Bob
Ouch!

That Sucks! Oh Well, at least you got another :thumbsup

Funniest part is ALLSTATE, who will never again have a dime of my $6600 a year in insurance, told me the only car they could give me was a Toyota Echo, I literally told them to "eat my ass"

http://www.datinggold.com/porsche/echo.jpg

WiredGuy 03-12-2003 05:37 PM

A collision at 46 mph is quite a high speed impact. I'm surprised no injuries or the damage wasn't worse. Consider yourself lucky!

WG

DatingGold 03-12-2003 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WiredGuy
A collision at 46 mph is quite a high speed impact. I'm surprised no injuries or the damage wasn't worse. Consider yourself lucky!

WG

Yeah, I'm damn glad my lady wasnt in the passenger seat. My back hurt for a few weeks.

TaDoW 03-12-2003 05:39 PM

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Originally posted by DatingGold

http://www.datinggold.com/porsche/carfront1.jpg

I like the way the sun sparkles off the smashed in area ... it's pretty.

On-top 03-12-2003 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TaDoW


I like the way the sun sparkles off the smashed in area ... it's pretty.

You're a dick. ;)

Rich 03-12-2003 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DatingGold


Funniest part is ALLSTATE, who will never again have a dime of my $6600 a year in insurance, told me the only car they could give me was a Toyota Echo, I literally told them to "eat my ass"

http://www.datinggold.com/porsche/echo.jpg

Brutal, I can't believe that. Here our insurance pays for whatever car the dealership wants to give you. I've always gotten another vette or something nice like a loaded Yukon the three times I've crashed my Z06 already.

DatingGold 03-12-2003 05:46 PM

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Originally posted by Rich


Brutal, I can't believe that. Here our insurance pays for whatever car the dealership wants to give you. I've always gotten another vette or something nice like a loaded Yukon the three times I've crashed my Z06 already.

I was just too busy at the time to scream and yell and fight over a rental car so I just went and bought another one.

Minte 03-12-2003 05:55 PM

I can feel your pain..to see your 911 in that shape had to be traumatic!

Jer 03-12-2003 05:59 PM

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Originally posted by DatingGold


I was just too busy at the time to scream and yell and fight over a rental car so I just went and bought another one.

Life is so easy with money.

tha_timinator 03-12-2003 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TaDoW


I like the way the sun sparkles off the smashed in area ... it's pretty.

I like it as well! LOL :1orglaugh

Cindyff 03-12-2003 06:16 PM

I am test driving the new Porsche Cayenne
On Saturday it looks so cools and a resonable price to . The turbo dose a respectable 0-60 in 5.6 seconds and top out at 160. Should be fast enough for rush hour traffic on highway 5 lol..

Cindy xx

hyper 03-12-2003 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WiredGuy
A collision at 46 mph is quite a high speed impact. I'm surprised no injuries or the damage wasn't worse. Consider yourself lucky!

WG

that car held up extremely well for a 46 mph impact .. you may want to buy another

chupacabra 03-12-2003 06:31 PM

Quote:

that car held up extremely well for a 46 mph impact .. you may want to buy another
agreed... i'm impressed that a Porsche would retain its structure that well after a hit like that. glad your ok..!

but, since you own two of them it seems, you should learn how to spell Porsche for your thread titles..!

AdultNex 03-12-2003 06:59 PM

Sorry to hear that bro...

Well, another car hits wreckedexotics.com.

SR 03-12-2003 07:07 PM

Damn sexy car!
Too bad it has a few scratches :/

JeremySF 03-12-2003 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DatingGold


I know it sucked I had to drive my Boxster for a month!


fuck man...you're really slumming it....my heart goes out to you. I really hope you can pull your life back together. :pimp

sweetums 03-12-2003 07:44 PM

Allan....

Just glad you're ok....that ain't fun :(

asuna 03-12-2003 07:45 PM

Glad to hear you weren't hurt too much
no lawsuit? what about HER car? what was she drivin? 88 tercel?

Shoplifter 03-12-2003 07:53 PM

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Originally posted by DatingGold

I won't go as far as to state the race, I'll leave that for your imagination, since I'm not racist.

This makes me laugh...A few years back the public insurance company here in BC released a database of accident data that included claimants surnames.

Some students queried the data correlating surnames to numbers of accidents and total damage. Guess which general ethnicity was #1. The government now no longer releases the surnames with the database any more.

Hunter 03-12-2003 08:14 PM

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Originally posted by JeremySF

fuck man...you're really slumming it....my heart goes out to you. I really hope you can pull your life back together. :pimp

you're right Jeremy let's start a paypal fund for our poor little friend :glugglug

DatingGold 03-13-2003 01:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by asuna
Glad to hear you weren't hurt too much
no lawsuit? what about HER car? what was she drivin? 88 tercel?

LOL!!

A fucking 98 Toyota Tercel, shit you hit it on the money almost!

rowan 03-13-2003 01:25 AM

What are the windows made from? I notice they didn't shatter...

Lensman 03-13-2003 01:26 AM

I'm amazed it was only 16K damage, there was no frame damage?

quiet 03-13-2003 01:28 AM

damn, i feel your pain.

DatingGold 03-13-2003 02:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lensman
I'm amazed it was only 16K damage, there was no frame damage?
not quite sure really.. i wanted nothing to do with it though, last thing I want is a Porsche that pulls to the side :-)

I think the frame was ok though, they were gonna replace the door and rear quarter panel


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