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Google Expert 10-06-2014 06:30 AM

Zombaio: a message from our VP
 
:helpme :Oh crap

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A message from our VP (2/2)

This is a private communication from Zombaio to existing merchants and is not intended for any other audience.

Zombaio will be under new ownership from 1st November 2014 and as a result of this, certain operational changes will come into effect from this date.

There will be no need for any technical changes at the merchants? end as all present API functionality will be kept, but there may be other changes to the way your account operates depending upon whether you are deemed to be an ?active? merchant or an ?inactive? merchant.

To be considered an active merchant as at 1st November, you must

[a] send new sales during October 2014 AND
[b] have Zombaio listed as a primary biller - either first in a cascade or as an equal choice amongst other billers that the customer can select (without any premium in price or other encouragement to do otherwise).

Those that do not will automatically become ?inactive?. This does not mean that your accounts will be suspended or cancelled but does mean that they may be subject to an additional markup on processing rate of not exceeding 5%.

It is necessary for us to make this distinction between active and non active merchants so that we are able to better support full service merchants and at the same time mitigate the additional risks of processing transactions from merchants that do not have us first in a cascade and/or are only processing rebills.

There will be no increase in rates for active merchants.

Transactions processed from 1st November

We know that our interim terms while we were working on these changes were not the best, but we are pleased to say that we are now able to improve them. From 1st November all merchants can benefit from:

[a] Weekly settlement
[b] Reduced hold back reserve of 5%
[c] On time settlement via ACH, Wire, Check and Redpass**

** Transfers to Redpass will be ontime, but the Redpass load to card issue has not yet been fully resolved and delays may still occur. Additional similar third party payment systems will be added shortly.


The processing week will run from Monday to Sunday.

The first processing period under the new system (ending Sunday 2nd November) will be just 2 days with first settlement issued November 24th, and then weekly thereafter.

Transactions processed prior to 1st November and any historic amounts owing

In the majority of cases, transactions processed up to and including 31st October will be settled in accordance with the present terms of business, however, as funds from the sale transaction will be released to us in stages, some accounts will be paid before others with priority being given to accounts sending new sales.

We understand that this is not ideal, but we believe it is the best way for us to ensure that everybody will be paid what they are owed and ongoing business will be settled timely. As a goodwill gesture, anybody not paid up to date by the end of November, will have interest added to the debt at the rate set by Swedish law until such time as the settlement has been made.

New agreements and more detailed information will be issued in due course, but if you have any questions about anything mentioned here then please contact your account manager or support.


Best regards,

Tomas Anderson
VP Payment Systems

CHMOD 10-06-2014 06:41 AM

I wonder who bought them? Anyone knows?

Harmon 10-06-2014 06:42 AM

Money is in motion

http://christophermallickcareer.com/...rt-smiling.jpg

ShowMe69 10-06-2014 06:43 AM

New management right....lol These guys keep stringing people along and most want to go along for the ride :pimp

So now it's give us one more month :1orglaugh

So basically send us new sales or else you're are fucked

ShowMe69 10-06-2014 06:45 AM

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Originally Posted by CHMOD (Post 20244498)
I wonder who bought them? Anyone knows?

Probably no one, good ploy to shift blame and try for a fresh start, that way you can blame everything on the last guy...lol:1orglaugh

PAR 10-06-2014 06:53 AM

To be considered an active merchant as at 1st November, you must

[a] send new sales during October 2014 AND
[B] have Zombaio listed as a primary biller

Wonder how long they expect people to leave them as primary to maintain their active account status.

ShowMe69 10-06-2014 07:01 AM

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Originally Posted by PAR (Post 20244508)
To be considered an active merchant as at 1st November, you must

[a] send new sales during October 2014 AND
[B] have Zombaio listed as a primary biller

Wonder how long they expect people to leave them as primary to maintain their active account status.

Basically send us new sales in October or else you are fucked and we will use your rebill money to pay those that do send us sales, and maybe eventually maybe we will pay you (P.S. thanks for the loan..lol)

Even those that do send sales in Oct, won't get paid til or around Nov 24 and if you use Redpass, there is an additional delay.....God Damn talking about fucking people over :Oh crap

RegUser 10-06-2014 07:09 AM

This is from same mothafuckers who just a few weeks ago promised historic arrears catch up! On Oct 1.
And still some people have balls to defend them

Captain Kawaii 10-06-2014 07:11 AM

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Originally Posted by ShowMe69 (Post 20244501)
New management right....lol These guys keep stringing people along and most want to go along for the ride :pimp

So now it's give us one more month :1orglaugh

So basically send us new sales or else you're are fucked

No, send them sales or you are like typical ccbill program owner. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

ShowMe69 10-06-2014 07:15 AM

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Originally Posted by RegUser (Post 20244519)
This is from same mothafuckers who just a few weeks ago promised historic arrears catch up! On Oct 1.
And still some people have balls to defend them

Their ship is sinking and this one last ploy to hoodwink people.
They know most people aren't sending them new sales and the rebills are getting less and less through attrition, so less revenue:pimp

ShowMe69 10-06-2014 07:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Captain Kawaii (Post 20244523)
No, send them sales or you are like typical ccbill program owner. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

True as far as the rate is concerned, but at least CCBILL pays

signupdamnit 10-06-2014 07:22 AM

You'd be the biggest sucker ever to place them as primary. Now they are running their business like the mob. They have to be completely desperate to do this.

Google Expert 10-06-2014 07:31 AM

I don't know anyone who still uses Zombaio.

ShowMe69 10-06-2014 07:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Muad'Dib (Post 20244553)
I don't know anyone who still uses Zombaio.

Trust me there are still some out there drinking the Kool-Aid :Oh crap

baddog 10-06-2014 08:34 AM

This is a private communication from Zombaio to existing merchants and is not intended for any other audience.


Guess we should not know this

k0nr4d 10-06-2014 08:47 AM

Guess they put that to prevent people from posting this to forums...

jreg81 10-06-2014 08:53 AM

Heinous.

So you keep our money for weeks and months (interest free loan basically) are are still way behind with catching up on payouts, and now you're going to penalize US with a higher processing % because we have decided to not send you any more new sales? Do I have that right?

That is downright criminal.

fitzmulti 10-06-2014 09:20 AM

What an ABSOLUTE joke!
Good thing I never used them. That's some bullshit in that email. :P

k0nr4d 10-06-2014 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by jreg81 (Post 20244624)
Heinous.

So you keep our money for weeks and months (interest free loan basically) are are still way behind with catching up on payouts, and now you're going to penalize US with a higher processing % because we have decided to not send you any more new sales? Do I have that right?

That is downright criminal.

Interest free loan if people are lucky:)

RegUser 10-06-2014 10:04 AM

I wish this could be reported to their bank and credit card companies.
This is criminal for sure

L-Pink 10-06-2014 10:08 AM

http://s30.postimg.org/a8pvk6g3l/317.jpg

ShowMe69 10-06-2014 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20244712)

yep I think this picture sums it up nicely :pimp
Granted I know people have money with them still and I sympathize, but these clowns need to pay people their money and go away.

Roald 10-06-2014 10:16 AM

[insert Iraqi guy with tanks photo here]

baddog 10-06-2014 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Roald (Post 20244730)
[insert Iraqi guy with tanks photo here]

http://www.welovetheiraqiinformation...7-minister.jpg

OP will have account closed for publishing a private email

onwebcam 10-06-2014 10:22 AM

Hopefully for those awaiting payment there is an agreement to settle debts with the sale of the company.

ShowMe69 10-06-2014 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onwebcam (Post 20244746)
Hopefully for those awaiting payment there is an agreement to settle debts with the sale of the company.

If they are really selling the company, which is highly unlikely :pimp

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fuzebox 10-06-2014 11:06 AM

I can't believe anyone still uses Zombaio. I get that you may have rebills tied up with them, but still sending them new sales?

Quote:

have Zombaio listed as a primary biller
Wow. :helpme

Google Expert 10-06-2014 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 20244736)
OP will have account closed for publishing a private email

yes, that would be a huge loss

:1orglaugh

Karbo 10-06-2014 12:10 PM

We had Zombaio as primary in March with 98.7% share in total income. In April we have changed it to CCBill and now Zombaio's share is around 37%. Still a lot but at least we can deal with it. They pay, but the Invoice due dates usually are still unpredictable. This is the main problem for us.

MassMarketing 10-06-2014 12:22 PM

wow talk about bullshit. People need to cut their losses and get out now, if they aren't already!

RegUser 10-06-2014 12:50 PM

I dont think anyone in his right mind is sending any money their way but we have several pending payouts and active rebills. This ponzi scheme is over but it is not easy to lose $xxxx and walk away

ShowMe69 10-06-2014 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MassMarketing (Post 20244898)
wow talk about bullshit. People need to cut their losses and get out now, if they aren't already!

Ditto :pimp

NewOldPlayer 10-06-2014 03:47 PM

I called this shit back in July. They are only working with sites that are active and bringing in fresh funds. Accounts that have turned Zombaio off and are just collecting rebills or past due balances are fucked.

What pisses me off is the email states they will be up to date, but haven't fixed the redpass problems. So basically nothing has changed. My account is current, because I'm still processing with them, so I know they are trying.

https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1138696&page=8

Quote:

Originally Posted by NewOldPlayer (Post 20172857)
This is the impression I have been getting after reading most of the posts here:

In my opinion:

Zombaio is making alternating payouts to websites that are still processing with them and bringing in cash flow which they can use to make other payouts to site owners that are also still processing with them.

If you have pulled the plug with Zombaio and are trying to get back funds due, or rebills due, good fucking luck. Why would they make your payouts when you are no longer sending them funds they can use? Illegal, yes, but they know you can't and won't do shit about it........


JFK 10-06-2014 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 20244606)
This is a private communication from Zombaio to existing merchants and is not intended for any other audience.


Guess we should not know this

hope you had your eyes closed ? :winkwink:

AmeliaG 10-06-2014 04:29 PM

Weirdly, I didn't get that email. Did other people receive it? I would make Zombaio primary again in some place AFTER they prove themselves by getting caught up and staying caught up for a while. It is breach of contract for them to try to change the % on existing business where the johns have already been sent via their system.

_Richard_ 10-06-2014 04:30 PM

the.. johns?

ShowMe69 10-06-2014 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NewOldPlayer (Post 20245097)
I called this shit back in July. They are only working with sites that are active and bringing in fresh funds. Accounts that have turned Zombaio off and are just collecting rebills or past due balances are fucked.

What pisses me off is the email states they will be up to date, but haven't fixed the redpass problems. So basically nothing has changed. My account is current, because I'm still processing with them, so I know they are trying.

https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1138696&page=8

I called this too, PONZI:thumbsup

Rochard 10-06-2014 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 20244736)
http://www.welovetheiraqiinformation...7-minister.jpg

OP will have account closed for publishing a private email

I remember him. "There are no tanks in Bagdad" while CNN is showing tanks there. LOL.

Good times, good times.

RegUser 10-07-2014 03:34 AM

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Originally Posted by AmeliaG (Post 20245143)
Weirdly, I didn't get that email. Did other people receive it? I would make Zombaio primary again in some place AFTER they prove themselves by getting caught up and staying caught up for a while. It is breach of contract for them to try to change the % on existing business where the johns have already been sent via their system.

yeah I got it
but who gives a crap to emails
I did not get my money owed to me for 2 months now. If only all webmasters decide to cancel and refund all existing users, these clowns will be out of their misery really fast.

ShowMe69 10-07-2014 03:35 AM

Bump, for those who don't know

freeforlife07 10-07-2014 06:21 AM

i havent gotten this either hmmmm ! am i not active???

ShowMe69 10-07-2014 06:38 AM

Here is a clickable link Zombaio Petition To Migrate Rebills


Zombaio Petition To Migrate Rebills

Finally somebody willing to fight for what is right and not be screwed over and extorted by Zombaio.

vdbucks 10-07-2014 06:46 AM

We've already canceled all of our active rebills, and refunded those we could (they only allow you to refund the amount in your current balance).

Enough is enough, good riddance.

beenthereb4 10-07-2014 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by ShowMe69 (Post 20245636)
Here is a clickable link Zombaio Petition To Migrate Rebills


Zombaio Petition To Migrate Rebills

Finally somebody willing to fight for what is right and not be screwed over and extorted by Zombaio.

Sorry this is exactly to little to late . vdb has it right stop all rebills now , the only solution .This petition just buys them more time and gives them all the money they want . They are already keeping all rebills and all reserves .

fUpaymeZombaio 10-07-2014 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by beenthereb4 (Post 20245774)
Sorry this is exactly to little to late . vdb has it right stop all rebills now , the only solution .This petition just buys them more time and gives them all the money they want . They are already keeping all rebills and all reserves .

No it is not .... just one or two stopping here and there is not much effect... but one big mass exiting all at once will close the doors for sure--- we know they are reading... Dear zombaio, Most of your merchants want you to survive as much as you want to survive... But we need our pay now. MOST of us are single individuals subsidizing our family incomes not big companies that can just file BK and rename ourselves... Most will stay with you if you start to pay what you can I'm sure. Give a better effort not threaten with higher% or penalties for people that do not have you first in payment options. Pay us or Give us our rebills for migration so we can feed our families. ....to merchant, we must come together and cut them off if we are not paid by Nov 1, Some will be greatly hurt more than others. BUT TO HAVE THEM TO CONTINE TO COLLECT OUR REBILLS AND NOT PAY US IS LIKE SLAVERY OR some extreme tax. We must cut our losses and move on. WE have to make them feel a greater pain than ours. They are the ones who have feed their lavish lifestyles with our blood and sweat. Let them find some other way to pay for their Benzes and Condos... And after they fall they will try to rename lolol but we will follow them like beggers screaming their names with our palms to the sky begging for their balls, blood, life, and whatever since of dignity they have left. PAY US OR LET US GO!!!! A FULL BALLs CAMPAIGN IS UNDER WAY.

Zyber 10-07-2014 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by ShowMe69 (Post 20245636)
Here is a clickable link Zombaio Petition To Migrate Rebills


Zombaio Petition To Migrate Rebills

Finally somebody willing to fight for what is right and not be screwed over and extorted by Zombaio.

And how is a petition going to fix anything? :(

John Cavebring and the rest of the crooks at Zombaio will continue to laugh all the way to the bank. If people really want to "fight for what is right" I suggest that you all report Zombaio to the proper authorities in your country for their crimes.

Enough laws have already been broken, and there is more than enough of "legal ammunition" to use. But it seems nobody wants to take the legal route to chase Zombaio. Why not?

People wake up, it's time to get nasty.

A cute petition will not change anything.

Sid70 10-07-2014 10:28 AM

Zombaio, the name itself, sounded legit for all their victims... errr... clients. Would you still use a company named Zombaio? Or Zoombyo? Or Zumboyo?

fUpaymeZombaio 10-07-2014 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Zyber (Post 20245899)
And how is a petition going to fix anything? :(

John Cavebring and the rest of the crooks at Zombaio will continue to laugh all the way to the bank. If people really want to "fight for what is right" I suggest that you all report Zombaio to the proper authorities in your country for their crimes.

Enough laws have already been broken, and there is more than enough of "legal ammunition" to use. But it seems nobody wants to take the legal route to chase Zombaio. Why not?

People wake up, it's time to get nasty.

A cute petition will not change anything.

a petition does a lot. So sign it... it is a voice. And who the fuck is going to spend the next 5 years chasing them in court... Maybe one of the big guys making 10 of 1000s a month. But us little guys just want our fucking money or export our rebills and if not just complicate their shit until they close down...PLUS This petition is on a site with a better rep and viewership than gyf so it's going to be part of their record when people research them for potential business
..... plus If we all pull out on Nov first and move on then we get the last laugh because most of us will survive with or without a zombaio in the world.... but they will just be another web site without us.... sure we would hope anyone with major funds there to seek legal means if it is COST EFFICIENT, not for revenge.... Why go broke to shake a finger at them..... THEY PAY US OR GIVE US OUR REBILLS OR WE JUST SHUT THEM THE FUCK DOWN
........

beenthereb4 10-07-2014 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by fUpaymeZombaio (Post 20245961)
a petition does a lot. So sign it... it is a voice. And who the fuck is going to send the next 5 years chasing them in court... Maybe one of the big guys making 10 of 1000s a month. But us little guys just want our fucking money or export our rebills and if not just complicate their shit until they close down...PLUS This petition is on a site with a better rep and viewership than gyf so it's going to be part of their record when people research them for potential business
..... plus If we all pull out on Nov first and move on then we get the last laugh because most of us will survive with or without a zombaio in the world.... but they will just be another web site without us.... sure we would hope anyone with major funds there to seek legal means if it is COST EFFICIENT, not for revenge.... Why go broke to shake a finger at them..... THEY PAY US OR GIVE US OUR REBILLS OR WE JUST SHUT THEM THE FUCK DOWN
........

You are so right . This petition does a lot .....It gives them until Nov. 1st to keep collecting all the rebills just like THEY want .If you pull out on Nov.1st yes someone gets the last laugh and it is Zombaio . You have not thought this through ....or have you ? ...hmmm . Your petition is perfect for Zombaio , I don't think they themselves could have came up with a better ploy to keep all the rebills .


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