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Sabby 09-22-2014 12:51 AM

reptiles
 
My son has invaded my house with 2 pythons. A boa. A tarantula. And a fucking 6 ft. Iguana dinosaur thing.

The iguana is bigger than my dog with a huge tail whip.

His name is Brad. There used to be an Angelina but Brad ate her.

I think its time to downsize.

Harmon 09-22-2014 02:34 AM

http://media3.giphy.com/media/lJlvJvtoNk5Ik/giphy.gif

Sabby 09-22-2014 02:53 AM

True story and so un funny.

One of his friends shot his leg off and It was amputated. Another friend died of an overdose. All before age 20.

I still have my kids all in one piece .

Harmon 09-22-2014 02:54 AM

http://i.imgur.com/3papICr.gif

Sabby 09-22-2014 02:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon (Post 20232027)

I dont get it.

Sabby 09-22-2014 02:59 AM

Balloon gas and football.

What are you trying to say.

Sabby 09-22-2014 03:00 AM

Do you speak english

Sabby 09-22-2014 03:07 AM

Crazy kids not speaking english. Or he just is shy with pretty girls.

Oh my.

Sabby 09-22-2014 03:08 AM

Say what u mean and mean what u say.

bronco67 09-22-2014 03:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Sabby (Post 20232026)
True story and so un funny.

One of his friends shot his leg off and It was amputated. .

It's always funny when a leg gets amputated after it's been shot off.

Sabby 09-22-2014 03:28 AM

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Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 20232054)
It's always funny when a leg gets amputated after it's been shot off.

Do you really think so. I always wondered where bio waste went. Like your afterbirth. Or lipo. Suck the fat out. I gonna keepin it. or maybe sell it it the lardassian family.

seeandsee 09-22-2014 03:34 AM

get him new PS4

PornDiscounts-V 09-22-2014 08:29 AM

Afterbirth is sexy

L-Pink 09-22-2014 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Sabby (Post 20232045)
Say what u mean and mean what u say.

I'd like to fuck your tits.

Tom-LifeSelector 09-22-2014 08:50 AM

Let me know if you want to kick out Brad the iguana :)

MiamiBoyz 09-22-2014 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sabby (Post 20232026)
True story and so un funny.

One of his friends shot his leg off and It was amputated. Another friend died of an overdose. All before age 20.

I still have my kids all in one piece .

What an inspirational role model you must have been for them growing up judging by the results...or perhaps it's just defective DNA...either way congrats on reproducing...it's such a "challenge" and fucking some slut is so difficult.

MiamiBoyz 09-22-2014 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Sabby (Post 20232057)
Do you really think so. I always wondered where bio waste went. Like your afterbirth. Or lipo. Suck the fat out. I gonna keepin it. or maybe sell it it the lardassian family.

Good god...your entire family sounds like bio waste!

http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb...erzpo1_500.jpg

Seth Manson 09-22-2014 09:49 AM

I'd invade your ass with a python.


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