Teens Dying Wish For Cameron Diaz BJ Not Granted
 

http://www.chaser.com.au/show_story....AT=6&NAME=diaz

PHILADELPHIA, Monday: The parents of 15-year-old leukaemia patient Josh Morten, who last night passed away after a four year battle with the illness, said they were sorry not to have fulfilled his dying wish to get a blow job from Cameron Diaz.

The courageous teenager told his family two months ago that the one thing he'd really like before he died was to be sucked off by the successful Hollywood actress and former model.

"Josh never asked for much," his father confided. "He never complained about his illness, or made unrealistic demands. So when he requested fellatio from the star of Charlie's Angels and There?s Something About Mary we thought, sure, that?s the least we can do for him."

But attempts to grant Josh his dying wish proved much more difficult than the family had initially thought. Formal requests inviting the star to perform oral sex on their dying son were repeatedly declined.

"We wrote, we rang, we faxed," Mr Morten explained. "And every time it was the same answer: 'Sorry, Ms Diaz is currently unable to comply with your request.' I mean, how unsympathetic can you get? We're talking about a dying kid here! Would it kill her?"

Mr Morten even made a special trip to Los Angeles, to try to talk to the movie star personally outside the premiere of Gangs of New York. "The crowds were ten deep," he said, "and I'm there yelling out to her from the back: 'Will you go down on my son please!', but she didn?t want to know."

With hopes diminishing by the day, Mr Morten placed similar standby requests with the agents representing Catherine Zeta Jones, Jennifer Lopez and Salma Hayek, but in each case the stars refused to co-operate.

"Who do they think they are, these women!" railed Mr Morten. "They earn millions of dollars and swan about at fancy parties, but when they get a simple request to bring a smile to a young boy far less fortunate than them, they turn their back on you. What kind of world do we live in when a dying teenager can no longer get his cock sucked by a celebrity?"

How selfish of them

fuckin WHORES

is that like the enquirer or something? i can't believe an adult would even cater to a requst like that.

wouldn't that be Statutory Rape?

what a selfish bitch cameron is..how many meaningless blowjobs has she given on her way up to stardom? At least this one would have been meaningful :thumbsup

If I came down with a fatal illness, I think I'd want a rim job from Avril Lavigne.

ROFL
that's the funniest thing ever

** the actual attempts to get her to suck him off is funny

the dying kid, very sad

somebody post that "welcome to the past !!" pic




oh yeah, and the story is fake.

didn't find that one...hope this is ok too

http://freeweb.siol.net/mapre/lol/timeline.jpg

Identical.

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I think she might even do it to you too. :(

Pretty awesome dad that kid has. Any dad that goes to bat that much to get his son blown is top dog in my books :thumbsup




I wish my dad had worked that hard to get me blown. Hey, we're all dying...it's called "aging". :1orglaugh

If this is even real... I love it... It shows how absurd this world is... It all comes down to reproduction and ice-cream sprinkes...

I would not even tried to go after a celebrity, if my son were dying, I would have simply hired a look alike and he would have passed on peacefully.

I would say the kids parents were a couple of dumb assholes to think they really could have had a celebrity blow their son and underage too:(

Now if Jennifer Lopez won't blow me and I need it bad, I am thinking there is no justice at all in the world.

I am sorry the kid didn't get his wish, but we all face dissapointments:glugglug

"Is this real?" It's obviously satire. Check out the article about the north korean missile that wants to defect to the USA. :1orglaugh

http://www.chaser.com.au/show_story....AME=northkorea

The footer also says, "Australia's satirical newspaper...."

Its not real guys.

Its old.

like black and white old.

http://www.urbanlegends.com/

cant find it but its an easy story to change the name.

what kid gives a fuck about Cameron Diaz?

He should have asked Michael Jackson.

OK, sad about the boy..if it was real, but it isnt, but Im shore it have happened for real.

Should you guys go down on a 15 year old girl??

Never, right?

If she were dying, and it were her dying wish, and she were hot...

I'd like Jenny from the block to turn her back to me...
bend over and turn her back to me..

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh ROFLMAO:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

ROTFLMFAO... hahahahaha :1orglaugh

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