Not exactly a riddle, but see if you can guess...
 

Exactly 24 years ago today, at aproxx this time of day, I was driving a bit like a lunatic in my car...

Very fast, and going through red lights etc, then I got stopped by the police !

I said one sentence to them, and instead of getting a ticket, I got a police escort!

Why? (True story)


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Your son is 24 today?..

that was my guess too

I would say your woman was giving birth, but then I realize who's posting this so i'm going to say it's something to do with shitting?

You got your first world record size shit that day?

You gave birth to a turd?

Yep, you got it... I was driving my wife to the hospital to give birth....

What the police DIDNT know, was that in preparation of the happy event, I had filled my spare room with the entire contents of a liquor store...

When her waters broke, I started drinking - Then, after she started hitting me, weeping and sobbing, and saying FFS!!!! I lept into the car...

The sentence I TRIED to said to the police, was "My Wife Is Having A BABY" - But I *think* it came out as 'Blurddy bluuby blas gravy'...

They looked into the car, and saw the empty seat, and said 'What Wife?'

So I got an escort to go back, pick her up, and drive her to the prostitute.

But all was good - He survived, and has just left my house ! After behaving like a tornado in my kitchen, and robbing all the cupboards of food :)

Seems like a few days ago though... Not 24 years !!! :error

Ah the good old days - when the police were there to serve....

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i like poo instead?