When was the 1st time that you poo'd / & Or / Pee'd al over your Wife / GF?
 

We were in a club in Hollywood - EVERY GUY WANTED HER SO BAD! She had her best clothing and lingerie on... She looked HAWT!!!

So, on the way home in the taxi, we are on the back seat, and she decides to give me a BJ! But, cause I have drunk so much, I decide to pee in her mouth instead! For some reason it appears that this is 'Inappropriate Behaviour' (According To Her) So I ask the driver to stop at the nearby Taco Bell, and I order 3 Burritos...

Upon arrival at our apartment in Woodland Hills, I tell her to sit in the shower... Despite looking confused, she agrees... I explain that because she didn't swallow all of my hot piss in the taxi, that I made a small mess on my underwear.... She needs to be punished! So thats what I intended to do....

I pulled out my 13 inch member and urinated all over her ! From top to toe !

It felt real good, so I reversed myself about face, and pulled down my pants, and delivered a spray of diarrhoea all over her like I was putting out a fire at an orphanage !

She left me shortly afterwards, for some (Probably) unrelated incident... But thats MY story...

What is yours????


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Perhaps I should have prefaced the above post with

"Dear Penthouse..."

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Is this board deliberately committing suicide?
No offense mate. You obviously have issues.
Why you are tolerated i do not know.

I "tolerate" CS because he is a lovable shit-head genius. He belongs to the gfy chapter of the mensa bro club.

And then you woke up.

I think he missed a decimal - 1.3 inch member

You never went to Hollywood and you couldn't pull a girl that was hawt.
Bullshit story.

Could be a bs story but don't question CS's life or the women he was with before the State Department deported his smelly ass. :1orglaugh

He can be funny in some cases I'll give him that.

I can't afford a club in Hollywood

I didn't shit on her but my horse did:

http://www.lolwtfcomics.com/upload/u...31IlgF3vqQ.gif

I edited your post for you.

He thinks he's being funny with the same repetitive garbage.

Yep. He's not. That is so 2012

you are right :thumbsup

Yup... in exactly the same way that YOU think being your funny with the same repetitive gay purple scarf... :2 cents:

It was nice when the board was more business oriented, but like you, I don't need a board to run a successful business, so no biggie. Then it became a place of entertainment (Jimthefiend, wiseman, DH, Frank etc) That was ok too. Pop in for a few minutes, watch people talk shit, etc.

But it really has just become a joke. Its sad. I tried to write some real business oriented posts to give some tips, advice to new guys, and they are just glazed over. The board is not only not useful anymore, its not entertaining either. Not that I post a lot, but I don't see myself even checking in here unless it make a serious turnaround in a hurry, which I don't think is possible.

:(

Not everyone glazed them over.

I think you would be surprised by how many webmasters actually visit this forum daily and get a lot of business from it. I have made a lot of money from programs that were talked about here and when I was new to adult I got a lot of good tips from various posts here, you just have to dig around like any other forum (and almost every single webmaster forum out there has a lot of joke posts and off topic posts, that's how the internet is).

I appreciate the comment :)

And I in no way mean that people should be listening to what I have to say, lol, it was more a comment on the general lack of interest in business related threads.


For sure, there is business being done....no doubt. What I mean is that if you compare this board to what it was in say 2002-2006, it has dropped off dramatically. People would start threads selling ad spots, people would bid INSIDE the thread! 30, 50k monthly deals would get closed inside posts. There was a lot more fun and BS too, but there was a general excitement about the business at that time. There was a great combination of business, BS, shit talk and deals being done. It moved at a fever pitch. If nobody replied to a post, it was on page 2 in 10 min. I guess it was just a more fun, exciting time. And the people and characters on the board were classic.

Its all good, we keep growing regardless of the boards existence, but its just sad to see. Id almost rather se it go away than just dry up.