When you realize you're old
 

Went to the late movies (10:50pm) with some friends last night. About halfway through, we were woken up by an usher because we were all snoring so loud people complained. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Damn, I'm old. :disgust

Damn that IS old.

That's like grampa Simpson old.

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Anyone lose their dentures?

must have been a pretty shitty movie :2 cents::2 cents:

only if we can gain experience without getting older .

For me it's when I realize most of the sports and movie stars I see on TV are younger than I am. I didn't start feeling "old" until the last few years. It's all relative though. I'm not even 40 yet.

I turned 40 on Saturday. I still don't feel old.

That's what happens when you rub one out then go to the movies.

I know I'm old because I got stopped by a racial profiling cop and he looked at me with disappointment and then let me go.

:1orglaugh

I refuse to grow up or get old. I turn 54 in two months and I'm having fun all the time. I am thinking about getting a motorhome instead of using my tent anymore.

I've fallen asleep once in the cinema.

To be fair it was a fucking shitty movie... :2 cents:

these things happen more often than you think these days.. even action movies are like 3 hours on average now.. editors have an easy go of it compared to even 10 years ago.

Or just lack of sleep the previous night? :)

Must have been The Expendables 3

How did you know it was racial profiling instead of:
random
picking based on clothes/walking style/whatever

For me it was when I referenced a line from Waynes World when talking to some teenagers and none of them had even heard of the movie, let alone the line.

I fell asleep watching the dark knight. Everyone said if was ace but it just made me sleep.

hehe I still get a giggle when I say, "Dishes are DONE, man!" after doing the dishes. Everybody looks at me like I'm weird.

Bonus points for identifying the movie :)

I recognized the cop and his mother had warned me about him.

:2 cents:

Haha don't tell Mom, the babysitter's dead.

I remember taking my kids and their friends to see Jurassic Park and fell asleep as the helicopter approached the island (yeah, the very beginning). Put me in a dark room and I am probably going to sleep.

It's actually becoming amusing to see what racist people make up.

:1orglaugh

You mean the racists that are "protesting" the shooting of Michael Brown?

You know you're getting old when a new model's DOB cannot possibly be overage. That was just a few years ago... oh wait, she's twenty.

When I got to the age of 23 I realized I was OLD.

i find poo to be mildly amusing....

i received information about pensions in the mail the other day, im only 32

ding ding ding we have a winner! :)