Looking for work
 

Hello

My new baby will arrive in the next month, than i need more income. :)


- Wordpress design and programming
- HTML and CSS
- Animating, editing in Flash and programming AS2, AS3
- Programming in C# and VB.net
- Working in Photoshop and other vector graphical base softwares
- Social media marketing (Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr)
- Tube submitting
- Basic SEO knowledge

If you have any question feel free to drop me an email or contact in skype or ICQ.

matureisland81 @ gmail.com
skype.: skiny8814

Best regards

I am still looking.

I can make any crawler, scaper or automatical application windows desktop applications.

Bumplybump

here's a bump for you:thumbsup

A bump for me. ��

I can write any robot programm, if you need. Poster, uploader, downloader, collecter.

Hit me up

I added icq and Sent mail.

Sent Skype

A bump for me. :):)

I am looking again some works.

I can write any robot programm, if you need. Poster, uploader, downloader, collecter.

Do you write on clear php? Not for wp and other cms .

Can you asseholes talk to business people and not just to another geeks :(

I need a website which works and do not give shit if it is JAVA, word press, SMS, cms, H2O , CO 2 and all the other shit..I do not CARE !!!!!!

I want to know if you can built a brand new site and will it work, will it integrate with payment processors and will it be safe from hackers... The rest of the shit doesn't interest me because I do not understand it and am too old to learn it. I just want somebody to do what I need, a web site which works or ....GFY...

Why do you presume that EVERYBODY knows what all the shit means I do not!!! I pay the bills and pay for the content.... Then I deal with all of these geeks telling me that i need JAVA... No I need PHP, no do it in wordpress...

I am so fucking tired pf all of this BS ...... :(... I can puke :(

WTF is CSS, AS2, AS2, C#, VB.net, vector graphical softwares..etc...

If I knew what all this shit is I would not need you....:(

Bumping, or are you scared to enlighten me ????

What do you think? If you start your thread with "assholes" after i want work with you???

I cannot understand why, you seem very charming and easy to work with ...



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NO, I have started my reply with " can you" .... Asseholes followed after that.

This does NOT change my point. I run very expensive ( content wise) website and have spent almost as much on geeks who fucked me at every turn.. So I came here a while ago to get help.

You,as most around here, likely run things out of your/ their basements. I do NOT and spend close to a million dollars a year to run my business... And when I hear ( or read) an interesting post, but it is full of mumbo jumbo how do you expect me to react... Or should I call you Mr Sensitive ?

You want some of my money?? Then speak in plain English, not like the asseholes I pay now , failing that or :321GFY ... In the alternative speak to the basement dwellers and ignore me. :2 cents:

If you have money for professional service then my company can make you everything you need and you mustn't longer worried how this will be doing. Just give me your idea, all the rest my team will do exactly what you want.

If you are interesting and you are serius businesswoman, paid my team for good quality and forget of any problems with developers, technologies etc. PM me or mail to office (at) pornsite4u.com and we can start doing business. :2 cents:

New Year bump! ��

Just a bump!

We just made a deal... :thumbsup:thumbsup

You did not get it and still do not. So I will enlighten you :thumbsup

Geeks make money from business people and rightfully so, because beusiness people need geeks ( and in this case " a geek" is a term of endearment). Geeks will never make money of another geeks, because geeks do not need geeks. Get it??? Probably not, so keep bumping your "Chinese geek lingo" and all your vector graphical base softwares and good luck to you... I am now with SexJoker.... And BTW thanks for the introduction :thumbsup

Thanks god! Will be happy with sexjoker! Maybe he can turn into responsive your site in 2016. ;)

If you don't understand what does it mean "responsive" and its why important just ask your friend. I hope he will know and he can translate for you this wookie language. (Hmmmmm, maybe you don't need any programmer just a good interpretter) :)

And please don't hijack my thread. I said for you, i don't want work with you. I want work people who finished the elementary school. And don't worry. I found some.

Good for you... fyi i am not hijacking your thread I am bumping it so your new baby has food and diapers... But you will not understand this...so again good luck :thumbsup

Bump for me!

I have got some ready, half-ready autromatic poster to some social media.: Facebook, Twitter, Pinterest, Tumblr....

If something its interesting for you, just drop me a mail!

Regards

Bump for you! :)

...and how is the baby and the diaper situation ??:thumbsup

Are you retarded or love me or ????

Why you come here again and again and talk shits??? Nobody ask you fucking troll and nobody cares what you think and what you talk. Go and talk with your friend, your business partner and leave me.

The site SexJoker's team built for me went live today :) We made the deal here,so thanks also to the OP for the contact.... After 8 years struggling with geeky useless programmers I have finally worked with a company which did what was promissed, in the time estimated and WITHOUT cost overruns or other hassles.

Next week they will start rebuilding my old main site:thumbsup Anybody who needs a new site built or older one improved I highly recommned SexJoker's company...They are really good guys. And to the OP ....I guess they have really good translators..

And now I am out of your fucking thread ! :2 cents: unless you go bitching about your diaper supply.

Thanks! Right now everithing are Clear. You aren't love me.

You are Just poor retarded... :)

English 101, I guess you did not pass...so :321GFY last chance to stop responding to me:thumbsup

Baby now 2 years old, almost out of diapers... congratulations, but still looking for a gig to feed it ?? ...but not getting the hint.. Be nice and folks will be nice back...be an assehole and you get the same treatment...

Nice and folks. Muhahaha

Hey retard. You Come here and start your thread with asshole.... After you said i should be Nice? ��

You are still retarded...

I hope you find a gig, I will NOW stop bumping your thread, unless you get nasty again.

Read this again ( have it translated if you have to) and learn that a customer ( even potentional one) is ALWAYS right , if you knew that then,maybe you could have the cash now and not SexJoker....:)

Look. If you are a costumer (or a potencial one) you came here, and wrote something like this.

"Hey dude. Sorry i don't understand what does it mean, i need this, and this and this...can you help me?"

If you wrote this or something like this, i would more than happy i help you if i can.

But what did you???

Start your thread. : "Can you asseholes..."

See the different? You can talk in this style with your parents, with your wife, maybe with sexjoker.... but don't with me. Its easy. This is why you are not a costumer just a simply retard.

But i really don't understand why important for you i don't want work with you? You are a really internet troll.:) Come to here again and again and show how big asshole are you. Why you aren't just happy with sexjoker and work with him and leave me alone? I know he will got enough work from you. Maybe he can turn responsive boundheat... ;)

As I said, I hope you can buy diapers for yoyr baby but with this attitude likely not. In 2 years you did not get a gig and instead being thankful for somebody trying to open your eyes to business you are getting more desperate and abusive, so as I said also :321GFY:321GFY i will no longer bump your thread :2 cents:

Ok. If you don't understand i don't care. Its your problem, not my.