You know you are getting old when....
 

You need to lean forward, and spread your ass cheeks with both hands, in order to enjoy a nice healthy fart !

You?

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You know you're getting old when you're in Bangkok for 3 days, and you're surfing the web in your hotel room. Alone. And happy.

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when u can't fap 4 times in row
when u start growing some white hair
when u getting bald
when u soon hit 30 :(
when people stop calling u cute
when women want to have sex with u only for money
when u sit on computer 10 hrs a day and your sexy neighbour don?t know u are exist :Oh crap

No, then you know you are fat.

If only... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :thumbsup

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Actually you're old, when you have dry dreams and wet farts.... :2 cents:

You know when you're getting old when you learn where your prostate is.