well...I am leaving
 

...for the wild in the morning. I removed the bandage today and though my groin and upper leg are black...brown...yellow and purple...I am not hurting much in that area so I will return to the wild in the morning.

The last time out I saw another set of lion tracks and bear tracks are in abundance. I don't mind the bears being in my AO...but I do not like a lion being in the AO. I did not think...after I killed the last lion...that a new one would move in so fast. After seven years or so I have yet to see any tracks of the human animal...which I hope never to see.

I intend to be out until the 1st of October but I never really know for sure.

I love to go hiking with fresh stitches. Why don't you try fucking the cougars before you kill them?

Good luck in the wild and please bring another cool story when you are back, bro.

On behalf of a close Chinese friend, I'll offer you $150. for a lion penis.

Well... bye.

smelling that open wound you are going to end up providing dinner to the wilderness :2 cents: good luck with going into the woods with an open wound for wild animals to smell in the wind.

There is not an open wound...there is a closed wound. I stay armed and I am an excellent shot.

I misspoke...I have to come in the 1st of September as I have to meet with the Surgeon again at that time.

Thanks for clearing that up, sport.

beware of eipstudios's message :winkwink:

I would be recovering after a surgery.not roaming the wild

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So I have to ask. Why? Based on your post about your surgery and the hell it turned out to be, wouldn't you be better off just relaxing and home and recovering then tromping through the bush hoping not to be attacked by an animal?

Goodbye !

im gone place is going to hell. see you next month

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welcome back! i guess you got in a few days early

i now think you and brass monkey are the same people

get the lion?

I may be that Chinese person, lion penis please. If not that, please at least bring the scrotum. The anus is also acceptable.

Wimp! Real men hunt wild boar from their hospital bed with spears made out of IV poles.

Bring on the lion penis!

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again?? fucking idiot :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

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I'm going out an a limb by saying I think this is the wrong kind of lion. Not sure mountain lion penis has the same effects as African lion penis.

not to mention what a surgery like that does to your immune system. Way easier to get ill out in the wild, not to mention infections.

You forgot to post your Ice Bucket video....