Public arguments with women
 

As a man, there is no possible way you could ever beat a woman in a public argument. Five words will immobilize you immediately, make everyone around you laugh, and render your entire argument invalid.

You have a baby dick.

That's it. Guy was laying into his ex at a party last night and he had some very valid points. Most everyone was on his side. She cheated on him, used his money, etc, etc. Then she busts out with the, "You have a baby dick!" - the room erupts with laughter. The guy is shamed and instant submission. Then she busted out with a Mortal Combat finish him with, "And you couldn't even make me cum with your mouth or hands. What kind of man are you?" --- TKO! :1orglaugh

Yes, I've thought of the whole, "My dick is fine, you just have a huge pussy!" comeback, but that just makes you look desperate.

Let me school you here for a moment.

Tell the bitch that your dick is bigger than hers because her dick fell off during the first trimester
and became a big gaping hole that bleeds every month.

:1orglaugh

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Develop...ductive_system


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It's all in the delivery.

"You have a baby dick"

"Only someone built like a train tunnel would say that"

Her comment would only make me side with him even more.

arguing with a shitty ex at a party? eesh.

I believe Sean Penn and Madonna had this same exhange back in the 90's. I seem to recall her alluding to him having something of a diminutive unit to the media,

and he later responded (again, to the media) that sex with her was "like waving a baseball bat around inside an aircraft hangar"

I'm pretty certain that to this day Sean got the betterr of her on that point.

Like I said it's all in the delivery. :D

I would not invest a single WATT of energy in a argument like that. Life is to short and wonderfull for shit like that. + even if you "win" you still look like a idiot

Has anyone ever won an argument? She also looks like a fool for marrying someone who didn't work for her sexually. Or more likely she is lying. Either of which makes her look dumb. He is a douche for bringing up private stuff about their divorce in public. Lose/lose. A little class goes a long way.

I'd be embarrassed to admit I was at a 'party' where this happened, much less admit that my peers erupted with laughter at what is surely the lamest put-down in history.

If he couldn't think of any number of comebacks to that, or the equally awful follow-up line she came out with, maybe he really does have a baby dick, because he must be about 7 years old.

No you can't say that, because he would be insulting every other woman in the place. What he needs is a clever comeback that insults only her.

Yeah, you're right.

I'm sorry I said that trying to be funny.


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I'm way too fucking lazy to give pointers, just let me know when L-Pink has posted. In fact I'll just agree with what he says now.

some phrases to remember, then you can utilise them as/when/etc

clown's pocket
wizard's sleeve
yawning donkey

pro tips:
utilise her best friend's name/close friend who is promiscuous (you must be spoilt, because jenny couldn't get enough of my dick while I was fucking her on the side)

utilise the name of whichever ex you had before her that she is insecure about, if applicable (I couldn't get into tongueing your cave of a cunt without thinking about sheila as you didn't do it for me like she did, and my mind would wander off to her, so yeah - my bad on that one no wonder you didn't cum)

in general: damn that's almost as many words as fingers can fit inside that clown's pocket of a cunt you have between those wobbly fat things you call legs

etc. though going by replies so far, seems uk and usa humour is even more different than I previously thought.

Good ones!

If your having a public argument with a women you look desperate:2 cents:

Too harsh?

No,you couldnt orgasm because the coathangar abortion you told me you did after your dad and uncle molested you.

"you never came? so why did we have to buy THREE sets of new bedsheets because you ruined them with all that squirting while I was fingering your asshole?" or some other equally embarrassing shit like that. "well I was jacking off to one of our old pornos we made the other day and you seemed to be gagging nicely on it for a 'baby dick' - the one where you were squealing because you like it when it makes your mascara run"

She'll soon get embarrassed with any of those, or panic that one of them is true (the best friend/friend/ex-ex) and get upset/start crying blahblah.

Any sane adult knows the 'you have a small dick' line, along with 'oh, and I never came' is made up women's shit, but start slinging a few lines like those examples, and people don't know whether those are true or not. She'll never try pulling that shit again lol.

I have to agree 100% with this, though if attacked unprovoked, you need to have some stuff in your arsenal. Bringing up divorce shit though, I'k sorta glad he didn't have the mental capacity to do so. Though I'm still stunned adults actually found the exchange amusing in any shape or form.

Damn. Those are good too.

huge room filled with coats? :winkwink:

and dunno about too harsh, just not really typical uk type humour/comeback. Just bear that in mind if you are ever over here in the UK at some party for retards and your ex turns up :upsidedow

and this is a harsh one, but: "if anyone knows what a baby's cock looks like, it's you."

game over.

This has already become one of the most useful threads ever. Many many trailer-dwelling GFY'ers will now be armed, dangerous, and fully prepared for the next time they 'have it out' with the mrs.

You know who you are.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

IF IIm shooting from the hip on this! I argue iwith my buddies and gfy. I stopped serious arguing with women long ago. Heck, i wont even argue with women here. My parents had some mean-spirited bouts when

Your friends are probably rednecks.

The FIRST mistake was engaging in an argument with a woman in public in the first place:

1) The crowd is ALWAYS going to take her side - no matter what, they are going to take their side because THEY have females and that is never a good iea - if you wanna keep YOUR woman happy, take the chick's side - DUH

2) You may win now, but you will be at the very bad end of it when you get them home, IF you even get to go home

3) You look stupid - it just is what it is, you can't defend nothing you say - and you won't win even if you decided to try it - so just leave it alone - have it out in a private place - she has no audience to take her side

DUH

I am a chick, but when was booking bands in nightclubs and bars - NO man ever won a public fight with a chick - and trust me, I seen a LOT of them, they cannot be won!! So best to leave it alone and just wait it out! I can't stand it either, as a chick - but then I refuse to engage in ANY argument in public

During the argument you can shout to the crowd that you're single and looking just in case there are any women who appreciate a man who stands up for himself.

I was right :thumbsup

Tell her thats because your pussy's so big I can shuffle a deck of cards in it

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Simple response to that.

"With you gone, I'm the happiest man in the world." Say it with a smile and a wink because you've just won.