Anti Masturbation Tool.... no joke!
 

So I was roaming around facebook today and happened across a post from a very religious friend of mine. I couldn't believe my EYES!!!!! While I am sure this isn't a REAL item that you can REALLY purchase, I still got a kick out of it and thought that I should share with all...... Anyone else have any other good ones?


http://stopmasturbationnow.org/self-...ous-sin-zones/

Someone posted it the other day, it is a joke but some of that site is a bit twisted...

I have a warped sense of humor, but.....

Awww...I must have missed it the other day.... HOLY FUCK though!! Could you imagine if this thing was REAL?!!!

I bet you will find one if you shop around...

I had to post that on facebook. My parents raised me in a fundamentalist church where even cabbage patch dolls were touched by the great deceiver. I was terrified of a fiery eternity. Then one day I realized Burning would be a lot better than being stuck with a bunch of Hypocritical assholes for the rest of time. I imagine that's where the good party will be anyway. I have gotten early release for time served.

Hmmm...I can think of ways to use that cross to make "sin zones" more accessible. ;-)

lol... so ridiculous!

Pedo bondage gear ?

That seems to be joke, but antimasturbation items in general are not a joke. Most common historical item is kind a pouch with peehole, the idea is to prevent erection (no room to stand up).

I'd like to use it in my next shoot!

http://stopmasturbationnow.org/weath...-masturbating/

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Don't you like chicks?

torture :2 cents: god damn bible thumpers

LOL google the phone number