Adapt Or Die ( From Porn Tube Junkie To Upload Monkey )
 

Adapt Or Die ( From Porn Tube Junkie To Upload Monkey )


Got it all figured out now

A way to game the system

Pretend to be Anonymous

Steal a video from your store

Upload it to a YouTube knockoff
Supposedly not mine
Receive legal notice to take it down
Pay the Zero Dollar fine
By then I've stolen fifty more

I adapt
Take from this content producer
Borrow from that sponsor's site
In no time flat
Overnight
Build an online mega warehouse
Giving away everything I jacked for free
All above board
Legally
That it may not be ethical
Is not my concern
Biology Room 101
The lesson you need to learn

I'm adapting
While you all fall behind

Evolving
Climbing the ladder of success

So fucking what if
Your backs are the bottom rungs

Don't take it personally
It's just called Forward Progress

Or better yet, catchphrase
Say it with me now
Adapt or Die

I adapt
While you die
Man, so damn many valid reasons why
Jet skis, in ground swimming pools
Vacation homes, half a dozen sports cars
While you sit there crying over spilled milk
Like a bunch of broke ass loser fools
I'm making bank, partying hard
Ripping twenty minute video scenes
Rating each Five Stars

I'm adapting
From your average porno pimp

Evolving
Into an upright walking upload chimp

Trash talking in the online forums
Laying the smack down
About how you can't touch me
Bros like me rule this town

Let me sum it up
This industry?
It's all about me
Mine to run over roughshod rampant as I please
No longer dwelling in Mom's basement
Got my own place now
Living large in a palace
Boo-hoo
Threatened with foreclosure, you cry foul
About how I give away your merchandise freely
As I auction high volume banner space
Boasting enlargement of the phallus

Worldwide
From everywhere people flock
Like flies congregate on shit
They don't even know the truth of it
Stupid horny bastards
In such a hurry to jerk themselves off
Millions of insignificant insects
Whipping out their tiny dicks
While a percentage write electronic checks
Purchasing the latest cock supersizing fix

Because I give them such a great deal
They keep coming back
Through every social bookmark and pin tack
Can't seem to get their fill
So what if I can't sell the sex I steal?
Front page of Google, Bing, Yahoo
Here is the real deal
I'm crowned King of the Hill
Illusion search engine bots can't see though
My vast empire of porn

Unscathed by your loathing
Not phased by your scorn
Sitting high in my ivory banana tree
Where you can never touch me
Zero business experience
Not a single college degree
Just your average porno junkie pimp
Who chose to adapt
Evolving into an upright walking upload chimp

Nothing complicated here
So simple a monkey can do it
I highly suggest you should give it a try


Adapt

Or

Die

trippin?

Lol! Steal from yourself, earn 1/1000000th of what you should for your own content. Try to convince others to do the same to feel better.

Epic Fail

I am back from from the wild.

You should consider signing Mindwaste to your label and come out with a hit single.

A mind is a terrible thing to waste, I can assure you.

So much so that I seem to have forgotten my bucket of perch back at the campsite.

I am returning to the wild ..........

Innit. He posted a link to some shitty poetry site where he publishes LOADS of shit like that.

It's like an angst ridden teenager desperate to get laid.

Maybe he is an angst ridden teenager desperate to get laid?

.............. I am back from the wild with my bucket of perch.

Damian likes to run down me and my poetry even though he hasn't read any of it.

He's practicing for when his newborn grows up wanting to be a star on Glee.

I'm going to pretend you said yes when I asked if you had ingested hallucinogens. I don't want a daughter because the second decade of raising her could be hell.

I'm going to pretend I did ingest and that you are a hallucination.

mind blown

That video was about 5 minutes and 38 seconds too long.

I am off to the kitchen pantry ..... for a snack .....

You listened to the whole thing? The chorus is good but I usually turn it off half way through. I guess the poetry sucks if gfy's number 2 poet says so.

..... I have returned from the kitchen pantry ..... with Doritos.

I only made it 2min23sec before I shut the laptop on my penis.

I take it Edgeprod is poet laureate Number One?









And here I had Currently Sober pegged as the Number Two Poet.

I have just taken a dump in the woods.
no a moment too soon as my dogs went ape shit on a bear trying to take a dump next to me.

I caught some perch using my trained bald eagle with a fly rod attached to it

Oh I've read lots of it darling. It was in your sig on ynot.

It is fucking diabolically shit. I have won multiple national poetry awards, been sponsored by penguin in my youth, appeared on radio four and my degree was eng lit so I know what I am talking about. Your efforts are beyond appalling.

Post the link here so everyone else can see it. I double dare you. It was like deviant art for shit teenage poets. You remember...

It has been in my sig the entire time.

:1orglaugh

Somebody certainly thinks highly of himself.

:1orglaugh

Stay right where you are.

I am leaving GFY now ..... to find a poem that will soothe Damien's savage beast .......

..... I have returned to GFY ..... with a poem for Damien.


ahem


Barn Star


In and out
In and out
Goes my cock

My award winning cock

Pullet

Pullet with a mullet
Strutting like the rockstar that he is
Going in and out
In and out of the henhouse

While yours
'Tis nothing but a lousy grouse

Just another groupie
Chick waiting in line to get
Laid

Oh .... my bad

You wanted poetry

Not poultry

Just letting you know I am more than qualified to let you know your pathetic attempt at writing is piss poor.

Is English your first language?

American English is my native language and I write pomes to entertain others and myself over the Internets.

I look forward to more of your esteemed opinion and invaluable criticisms.

I also like to make up words.

Just so you know.

You're not one of those grammar Nazis ... are you?

I see you've been paying attention. Haiku master edgeprod is gfy's top poet.

Aye. Just don't mention it to Damien. He gets a bit uppity in his britches.

Ahh but can't you see the TRUTH behind what Magnetron is saying?
The best Art also reveals the hardest Truth.

Besides, I set that prose poem to the tune of 'Stairway To Heaven' and tripped out.
Wasn't that the point?


</////////////////>~~~


So here's a little response poem for all you whiny bastards giving this GFY Poet a hard time:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue
You wish you had an ounce of creativity in your soul
Boo-fucking-hoo.

(The poem/lyrics also work when set to the tune of 'Smoke On The Water' and 'Freebird')

I have returned from sleeping ..... not in the wild ..... rather in my bed.

Thank you Mister P........orn Nerd Guy.

Damien is the only one who hates on me
As if I licked his grandma's skull
Pumped her cranial cavity full
Sweet, the nectar of our necromance
Delivered through her left eye socket hole
In quite the passionate lobotomy
Making DVTimes so horny and jealous
His wish was burial in her wedding dress

Maybe his new kid will soften his vitriolic bile. LOL
Or maybe it's just a magic trick designed to make you THINK he hates you....
That Damian guy is tricky yo. Always has a card up his sleeve....:D

Hocus pocus
Damien ..... focus!
Marshal the poetic powers you tout
'Cause waving your wilted magic wand at us
Manifesting perty plastic flowers
Though, perhaps an impressive thing
Across the Pond, here in the States
Leaves me nonplus, wondering
What your spastic fuss really is about
As you fling shit, shout and cuss
Like a howler monkey with P.M.S.
Kinda sounds like you are ... um .....
Could the word I am looking for be,
jealous
?

Damien, when you are done nursing your wee little one with those pasty moobs of yours, perhaps you could regale us with some of your poetry. And I promise to give you nothing less than fair critical analysis of your work.

your poetry is improving

Although I did post some here, at Ynot and SC a few months back ( much of which has been rewritten since ), I can't imagine anywhere else you might have come across it.

It gets decent reviews at Literotica, Lush Stories and DUP.

Never was a member of Deviant Art.

Damien talks out his asshole.