If you were going to prison for a year
 

And you can only pick 8 books to read. Which books would you choose? Only 8 books, they have to be something that catches your attention and educates you. Which 8 would you select?

Going to prison a year and worrying which books to take, really?

Haven't you heard, they show pirated movies according to a known internet pirate recently imprisoned.

how to not drop the soap
Making shanks 101
5min prison yard and
getting to know bubba
escaping from prison for dummies
Thats all i got... heading to the tittiebar.

Last ffew title with boobs for sure...

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#1 ............


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The Bible

8 times ;)

get an xbox 360 and a fuckin tv (have to be brand new in box). stock up on commissary yard is too much trouble :2 cents: id rather do county :2 cents:

Stock up on cartons of smokes

To educate me? I would like to learn coding and for real, so I would take 4 books about coding, 2 history books and 2 biology books (about animals and ecosystems, not some cell level stuff).

Anything from cyber punk niche.

some science fiction....if i was going for a year i would focus on working out. a year training would transform the body as long as you could get half decent healthy food inside

Something to learn from - to learn new skill, language etc.

That sounds like a plan...

If I knew I was going to do a year then the first book would be titled :

"Learning to read better because 8 books in a year ain't shit".

You need 20 books to do a 3 quater year in college.


:2 cents:

I have heard - no idea if it's true or not - that in order to keep costs down, the food that is served inside cannot legally be served to the general public. I believe there are a few here who could tell us by their own firsthand experience.

50 Shades of Grey.
Jk! Lol I wouldn't be thinking about books to be honest.

Prison is the school of crime:

so something to learn new stuff like:
- pickpocketing for dummies
- how to smuggle drugs at the best price
- how to make money from movies

and so on...

That's easy, just take a camcorder and a piece of soap into shower. :)

i have a technic that works better (btw see sig)

You are going to tattoo those on your butt? Tough luck if affiliate code changes. :)

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So I could tie the perfect noose

Hahahaha:thumbsup

I've been to prison for a year, they don't let you take your own books and I will say the library there is not exactly the Library Of Congress.

Just curious, what did you go to prison for?

county is better you can go to school and all kinds of shit. id ask my lawyer to try to get it switch to county jail. prison is where the upsets are.

dont talk too much :2 cents: <-----

How many books have you read while in college?..

'The Very Hungry Caterpillar' doesn't count.....

I think County jail is worse than prison, at least imprison people have resigned themselves to their fate and it's a bit less stressful.

Possession of LSD. it was only 4 hits, but rural Georgia is not the kind of place you want to get busted for anything like that.

its like summer camp. there are less hardcore types in the population. just gangsters and druggies no murders

1 year of jail ?
This is crazy

How would a rural Georgia cop even know what to look for with LSD? :Oh crap

Whichever one was thick, easy to grip without dropping it and had the sharpest corners on the covers.

priors :2 cents::2 cents: you just dont hit prison

Here is a quick tip or when carrying drugs in South Georgia... never keep your acid, weed, and Xanax in the same bag. Otherwise I'm sure they wouldn't known LOL

"How To Connect To The Internet With A Bar Of Soap And A Toothbrush"

My cousin just got sentenced to 14 months and we're allowed to send him books. They have to come directly from the publisher (Amazon) and has to be paperback. He has wanted to learn more about programming and internet marketing. I wanted to send him programming language books, but will he be able to learn code by just reading and not doing? He obviously doesn't have access to a computer.

This is next to impossible imo
He can try to learn the code by rote, it would be pretty pointless irl, but this is the best thing he can do imo in jail
He can try to learn algorithmic

my god should have just ate the shit :2 cents: you was ridin dirty :2 cents:

I actually learned how to code by having my girlfriend mail me a book on CGI on chapter at a time. I in some facilities you can get away with that.

He has experience with .PHP and has been developing websites for years. He doesn't know how to "code" per se, he's more of the guy who knows how to find code online and manipulate it. So he's not going into this completely blind. I figured he could "write" code with a pen/pencil and paper. Shit, he could write an app using paper and then code it when he gets out and become a millionaire. :thumbsup

I want him to learn Java because I think that's where things are heading. Everything is going mobile and by the time he's released, there will be a huge demand for Java programmers. Java just recently passed .PHP as the language to learn.

Fuck the books. What the hell are you sending me to prison for? What the fuck did I do to hurt you? Or anyone else for that matter.

Fuck prison, I'm taking a bullet before I'm taking bars.















dammit.

I would take the 8 key volumes on how to become a lawyer.

(because if I'm in prison mine obviously wasn't very good)

the lower forms of life :2 cents::2 cents: mine was killed during trial

Actually CD, he had a pretty damn good defense team. But there was just too much evidence (circumstantial, but evidence none-the-less) where he didn't feel confident taking it to trial. I mean if someone came to me and said you can do 3 years no questions asked, OR you can take it to trial and have about a 15% chance of winning. BUT if you lose in trial, you pay the "trial tax" and be sentenced to the maximum penalty law allows. He said he was happier with 3 years than taking a chance, regardless of how good his attorneys are, and getting 20-25 years. All it takes is a jury having a bad day and you just gave up 20+ years of your life.

AMEN! Attorneys are below homeless AIDS carriers on my socially acceptable ladder.

This is what happens when you make fun with Tom Cruise

How to fight volumes 1-8

Rob Schneider Big Stan.
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I must have had my bitch head on last night...

Sorry about that Brass.....

50 shades of anal sex

I thought we were talking about me here. You asked what books *I* would bring, did you not?

My answer was based on the fact that I'd know that whatever it was I was accused and convicted of, I did not do. Because I'm the type that leads a quiet life, earns his money in a legal way, looks after his house and rental property, buys his groceries at local markets, eats at local resaurants, tips well for good service, holds the door for a lady, and whenever I've made a mess I pick up after myself.

Conclusion: My so-called lawyer must have been either too overburdened and distracted, didn't believe in my innocence, or put up a smart front but was just plain stupid.

Either way I'd obviously have a lot of time to brush up on the law.