pootin is scared to death that he could be poisoned
 

Bon Appetit, pootin :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/wo...d-9624380.html



http://www.independent.co.uk/incomin...ster-getty.jpg

Everyone knows the real Putin was replaced by a robot years ago - the only thing he is afraid of now is EMPs and malware. He can also simultaneously surf 498 porn sites w.o. overloading btw :thumbsup

Poisoned cookies?

Which one?
 

He could adopt the same policies as Lord Harkkonen and employ poison sniffers to test every meal

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

There's always McDonald's.

Which is what the fucking title of the article says he does. :1orglaugh

I would not be surprised if wehateporn would spin it (2 putlers) as the reality. :1orglaugh

Although I am wondering - aren't there poison that shoe effect after an hour or so (too late in case of tasting)? I would be surprised if there aren't any like that, which would make tasting not helpful.

I was thinking there have to be some people close to him that hate the direction he's taking Russia into. They're heading into some dark times because of this redneck, and the world would be a better place without him. Keep it up Putin.

i am thinking the same, lol there are poisons that will shutter you after hours, even days, so fucking stupid to have tester now days