The Truth About France!
 

"France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country.
France has usually been governed by prostitutes." ---Mark Twain

"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a
French one behind me." --- General George S. Patton

"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting
without your accordion." --Norman Schwarzkopf

"We can stand here like the French, or we can do something
about it." ---- Marge Simpson

"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure"
---Jacques Chirac, President of France

"As far as France is concerned, you're right." ---Rush
Limbaugh,

"The only time France wants us to go to war is when the
German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee."
--- Regis Philbin

"The French are a smallish monkey-looking bunch and not
dressed any better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. True, you can sit outside in Paris and drink little cups of coffee,
but why this is more stylish than sitting inside and drinking
large glasses of whiskey I don't know."
--- P.J O'Rourke (1989)

"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein?
Because he hates America, loves mistresses and wears a beret.
He is French, people." --Conan O'Brien

"I don't know why people are surprised that France won't
help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get
the Germans out of France!" ---Jay Leno

"The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came
marching into Paris under a German flag." --David Letterman

lol some major french bashing going on

why does everyone hate the french?

Do you not watch/listen/read the news?

Déja Vu....

Hmmm, I think I've heard that somewhere before.......

We have mastered ze cut and paste ...

Yes, I know the news tells you to hate the French, but maybe they just think the war is unjustified and immoral.

I hate French Fries! They always cold and soggy! Me need new oven!

You just can't help it, can you?
I'm really starting to believe that something very bad happened to you and that you were traumatized. I guess whoever fucked you up was American...Grow up and take down your stupid signature, you're starting to piss people off.
You're so pathetic I'm starting to feel pity for you.

Here's a new sig for ya..............
http://www.theouthouse.net/Gifs/joeY.gif

Deja vu.

nice one Brujah.

'"The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris under a German flag." ---David Letterman '

hehe

these quotes have been making the rounds EVERYWHERE! I've got old friends from school sending me those stupid mail forwards with them too.

One of them attributed the Schwarzkopf quote to Rumsfeld even.