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Rob 06-22-2014 05:58 PM

The World Cup is SHIT!
 
If I wanted to see a bunch of sweaty guys trying to score for 90 minutes, I'll just take some of my friends to a bar. Soccer is as boring as watching pasta cook. Ain't no one got time for that shit!

mineistaken 06-22-2014 06:05 PM

Another one clone. It is like some handegg fans has a duty to declare about "boring soccer". Why no other people cares to declare things about sports they do not like except handegg fans? This is some kind of phenomena. Complex?

VicMartin 06-22-2014 06:06 PM

Shoot yourself clown...

Rob 06-22-2014 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VicMartin (Post 20133344)
Shoot yourself clown...

Which one of us?

VicMartin 06-22-2014 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob (Post 20133346)
Which one of us?

Haha good one.

The Porn Nerd 06-22-2014 10:19 PM

No no man you just don't "get it". The strategy, the 'space', the anticipation of a goal so hard to achieve. It's like slow, sensual sex with a buildup to ecstacy! That endless passing is 'strategy' and looking for space. It's not pointless even tho it looks that way...LOL

Sly 06-22-2014 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20133341)
Another one clone. It is like some handegg fans has a duty to declare about "boring soccer". Why no other people cares to declare things about sports they do not like except handegg fans? This is some kind of phenomena. Complex?

They are almost as annoying as your crying about hand egg. Neither of you are giving the sport a fair shot. I like both.

Sincerely, Evil American.

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CurrentlySober 06-22-2014 10:59 PM

i like cups of shit...

Jel 06-22-2014 11:48 PM

damn, there sure are a lot of ways to announce to everyone you don't understand the rules and tactics of a game.

what's this, method #78 or so this week?

lucas131 06-22-2014 11:51 PM

and thats why there is a big boom of soccer in usa? lol ... :2 cents:

Manfap 06-23-2014 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob (Post 20133336)
If I wanted to see a bunch of sweaty guys trying to score for 90 minutes, I'll just take some of my friends to a bar. Soccer is as boring as watching pasta cook. Ain't no one got time for that shit!

American sport is so boring you have to stick semiclad girls at the edge to keep people interested.

Baseball.. a day with maybe 1 person hitting the ball.
Whenever I've watched baseball, seems people are more interested in catching the eye of the hotdog seller, than watching the game. World series.. why? where are the teams from the rest of the world?

Handegg.. 3 hours of standing about, 2 minutes of actual running.
Superbowl, Biggest match of the year, yet all people talk about after is the commercials.

Basketball.. do the same thing 100 times a game. boring really fucking boring..

Hockey is good though, just not a great television sport as it's too fast.

The Porn Nerd 06-23-2014 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manfap (Post 20133542)
American sport is so boring you have to stick semiclad girls at the edge to keep people interested.

Baseball.. a day with maybe 1 person hitting the ball.
Whenever I've watched baseball, seems people are more interested in catching the eye of the hotdog seller, than watching the game. World series.. why? where are the teams from the rest of the world?

Handegg.. 3 hours of standing about, 2 minutes of actual running.
Superbowl, Biggest match of the year, yet all people talk about after is the commercials.

Basketball.. do the same thing 100 times a game. boring really fucking boring..

Hockey is good though, just not a great television sport as it's too fast.

Baseball is counter-intuitive and the only game without a clock, a goal post or net, and where a pitcher is considered defense. They run counter-clockwise around the bases for God's sake. :)

EDIT: Baseball USED TO BE great. Nowadays, without steroids and all the absolute BULLSHIT rule changes (like no sliding into the catcher, instant replays and challenges and inter-league play, just to name an annoying few) baseball SUCKS SOCCER BALLS.

John-ACWM 06-23-2014 01:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 20133547)
Baseball is counter-intuitive and the only game without a clock, a goal post or net, and where a pitcher is considered defense. They run counter-clockwise around the bases for God's sake. :)

EDIT: Baseball USED TO BE great. Nowadays, without steroids and all the absolute BULLSHIT rule changes (like no sliding into the catcher, instant replays and challenges and inter-league play, just to name an annoying few) baseball SUCKS SOCCER BALLS.

Good point! And the steroids part kills all the sports :( what a great disappointment Armstrong was....

Paully 06-23-2014 01:08 AM

Put them all on steroids. I wanna see a 400 pound dude run 100 yards in 4 seconds. Superhuman shit. They get paid enough.

lets see some swimmers with gills and webbed toes. Xman shit. They're just a bunch of pussies now.

michael.kickass 06-23-2014 05:33 AM

I think this one is one of the best World Cups ever.

seeandsee 06-23-2014 07:33 AM

Fucking clown

bushwacker 06-23-2014 08:08 AM

Apparently not too boring for most americans. Last nights U.S. Portugal, game got better ratings than the world series. Soccer (football) is here to stay, it's only going to get bigger and bigger.
:2 cents:

Barry-xlovecam 06-23-2014 08:15 AM

The World Cup is more action that the PGA golf or Wimbledon tennis ...

Actually, Basketball and Soccer (football to the world) are similar games of stamina and strategy to my thinking but to me it's more interesting to watch my grass grow :P

_Richard_ 06-23-2014 08:16 AM

yep, still the best world cup joke

CDSmith 06-23-2014 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20133341)
Another one clone. It is like some handegg fans has a duty to declare about "boring soccer".

It's payback for what happens every NFL season here from "bored soccer fans" yapping about "handegg".


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