Hodor vs. the Skype Bot
 

My brother just emailed me a conversation he had with a skype bot following a GOT marathon. I replaced his name with Hodor in a text editor.

[7:37:59 AM] jennifer_ vel: hi

[7:38:11 AM] Hodor (Hodor) doh!!!!: ?

[7:38:38 AM] jennifer_ vel: Its Great getting to know new people. Were are you frm?

[7:38:51 AM] Hodor (Hodor) doh!!!!: hODOR!

[7:39:50 AM] jennifer_ vel: Cool I'm 23/F, so what kind of girls are u into? i like guys that have a hard dlck.. do u have a big one?

[7:40:39 AM] Hodor (Hodor) doh!!!!: HODOR

[7:41:10 AM] jennifer_ vel: oh wow... My picture is kinda old. My body looks much better now and I luv putting on sexy clothes. Have u ever fucked a girl only wearing spandex? I luv it!

[7:42:12 AM] Hodor (Hodor) doh!!!!: hodor

[7:42:41 AM] jennifer_ vel: You sound like a truely cool guy. I want to show you my camera. want to see wut i'm wearing now?? I Swear i DONT disapoint!!!

[7:43:32 AM] Hodor (Hodor) doh!!!!: hodor

[7:44:00 AM] jennifer_ vel: cum see me FREE at http://OwYx2ESSX.asdfdisrespectmybody.com just accept the invite, i wannna show you something ;)

[3:02:33 PM] jennifer_ vel: hey

[3:41:36 PM] Hodor (Hodor) doh!!!!: hodor

[3:41:59 PM] jennifer_ vel: I'm 23/F looking for someone to talk too...

[3:42:13 PM] Hodor (Hodor) doh!!!!: hodor

[3:45:37 PM] jennifer_ vel: Ok this is super easy just like goto http://YAoNEk6VyZy.asdfdisrespectmybody.com and accept the invitation on that website.

[3:45:50 PM] Hodor (Hodor) doh!!!!: HODOR

[3:46:18 PM] jennifer_ vel: Don't worry baby the site i'm on is FREE to join all you have to do is register they support mobile phones too :)

[3:46:34 PM] Hodor (Hodor) doh!!!!: Hodor

[3:47:07 PM] jennifer_ vel: fill out your cc info baby for Age verification ONLY, your card will not be charged. ok i'm ready for u now

[3:47:26 PM] Hodor (Hodor) doh!!!!: HODOR

[3:46 PM] jennifer_ vel:

<<< Don't worry baby the site i'm on is FREE to join all you have to do is register they support mobile phones too :)

[3:47:51 PM] Hodor (Hodor) doh!!!!: hodor?
[3:48:00 PM] Hodor (Hodor) doh!!!!: hodor!

[3:48:20 PM] jennifer_ vel: I want you to talk to me dirty baby. i really like that. What color Panties do you think i should wear?

[3:48:37 PM] Hodor (Hodor) doh!!!!: hodor

[3:49:09 PM] jennifer_ vel: I'll do anything you want me to do. I know how to make u happy, I can show you what fits in my mouth...

[3:49:20 PM] Hodor (Hodor) doh!!!!: hodor

[3:49:53 PM] jennifer_ vel: I'm So Horny right now! Do Whatever You have to, to get in! i'll spank my ass and tits until they are red for u!!!

[3:50:00 PM] Hodor (Hodor) doh!!!!: HODOR!

[3:50:29 PM] jennifer_ vel: Your such a good boy, i'm gonna show you what good boys deserve. i'll be waiting for you on the site http://VhOlMv5u.asdfdisrespectmybody.com my username is UxoHottiexo

[3:50:41 PM] Hodor (Hodor) doh!!!!: hodor

hehe Hodor is gonna score!

boring shits

Your brother is an idiot for wasting time with a bot.