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J. Falcon 06-19-2014 02:27 PM

England can suck Suarez's dick
 
For all the haters in England and across the globe.

Luis Suarez, one of the best players in the world, on par with Messi, Ronaldo, etc... stop your hating.

http://e1.365dm.com/13/12/16-9/20/fo...20131230112650

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi..._(cropped).jpg

Best player in the UK... top 5 in the world!

yuu.design 06-19-2014 03:01 PM

this guy played a incredible game today!

PornoStar69 06-19-2014 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by yuu (Post 20130383)
this guy played a incredible game today!


no shit sherlock

we (england) are proper shit

second goal was a classic strikers goal.................................. no fucking chance...great
finish.

Manfap 06-20-2014 06:10 AM

He was voted player of the year last year in England.. Hated? dont think so.

You still need to beat Italy.....

mineistaken 06-20-2014 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Manfap (Post 20130984)
He was voted player of the year last year in England.. Hated? dont think so.

:2 cents::2 cents:

djroof 06-20-2014 08:14 AM

He is serious "killer"...

Jel 06-20-2014 08:20 AM

he has funny earlobes

CDSmith 06-20-2014 08:28 AM

What's all this about hate then?

If you truly love and respect the game you have to like or at least not hate a guy who "poots the fookin' ball in the beck o' tha fookin' NET".... don't you?

Choopa_Pardo 06-20-2014 08:39 AM

the hate stems from the fact he's a jerkoff who bites people on the pitch

romeo22 06-20-2014 08:44 AM

one of the best

Far-L 06-20-2014 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Choopa_Pardo (Post 20131180)
the hate stems from the fact he's a jerkoff who bites people on the pitch

Players can survive a bite from those chompers?

scottybuzz 06-20-2014 08:55 AM

he is hated because he cheats and bites people.

Would be nice to do a bit of research before you commit your love and dick to someone.

Choopa_Pardo 06-20-2014 08:57 AM

He's an incredible player though.

J. Falcon 06-20-2014 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 20131206)
he is hated because he cheats and bites people.

Would be nice to do a bit of research before you commit your love and dick to someone.

He never cheated, that's bullshit. Anyone who calls him a cheater understands nothing about the game or sports in general. :2 cents:

He does bite, I'll give you that.

Scott McD 06-20-2014 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 20131250)
He never cheated, that's bullshit. Anyone who calls him a cheater understands nothing about the game or sports in general. :2 cents:

He does bite, I'll give you that.

He dives like fuck. Not in that game there, but he is known for his diving. As well as his biting.

As a player he is class. But, i think some of the media hype suggesting he is currently the best player in the world is very wide of the mark.

Ronaldo and Messi are still ahead of him by a distance in my opinion... :2 cents:

Jel 06-20-2014 10:05 AM

^ what Scott said. Notorious diver/cheat. That's why he gets 'hate' - it's not like he needs to be a cheating cunt - his skill is obvious for all to see, but he chooses to be one anyway.

He gets any 'hate' for that alone, we don't like divers over here in the Premiership :)

(except we tend to turn a blind eye to any of it coming from our own team's player's - gareth bale.. I heart gareth bale)

ETA:

to sidetrack slightly - notice how ronaldo & messi aren't averse to cheating also? That's always puzzled me about some of the truly great players of recent times... why do they even need (or want, would be more accurate, as they clearly don't need it) that in their game?

J. Falcon 06-20-2014 10:10 AM

All players dive, that's hardly cheating.

Mutt 06-20-2014 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 20131250)
He does bite, I'll give you that.

Um, people who bite other people non-consensually, should be in jail or a mental hospital and definitely suspended by the league he plays in.

michael.kickass 06-20-2014 11:19 AM

Every time he gets the ball he gets whistled at. English coach said he wasn't world class until he demonstrates that in a world cup.

IMO he did that in 2010 and now he scored not once but twice and practically kicked England out of the world cup. Also, he fukn plays in the Premier League, it's not like they didn't know him.

He's now #3 in the world, no doubts there and yes J.Falcon, England and all the haters can suck his dick. :thumbsup

michael.kickass 06-20-2014 11:27 AM

I just hope he's 100% for the game agains Italy.

Captain Peacock 06-20-2014 12:37 PM

That would be something. Costa Rica and Uruguay go through and we go home. Who would have thought.

_Richard_ 06-20-2014 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 20131250)

He does bite, I'll give you that.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

MasterBlow 06-20-2014 12:43 PM

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Ross 06-20-2014 01:01 PM

Fantastic player, top 10 in the world but not close to Messi or Ronaldo, they are so far ahead of the next best player, it isn't even close to close! I think Ibrahimovic is better than Suarez but I defo think Suarez is close to him.

seeandsee 06-20-2014 01:25 PM

He destroyed them

adultchatpay 06-20-2014 08:59 PM

He is good for sure.

CDSmith 06-20-2014 10:37 PM

A faceful of knuckles on the next few occasions would cure him of his little biting habit.

No hate needed.

Yo Adrian 06-20-2014 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 20130333)
For all the haters in England and across the globe.

Luis Suarez, one of the best players in the world, on par with Messi, Ronaldo, etc... stop your hating.

http://e1.365dm.com/13/12/16-9/20/fo...20131230112650

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi..._(cropped).jpg

Best player in the UK... top 5 in the world!

I loved watching him walk over England as much as you... but top 5? Sorry, I don't see it.

Manfap 06-21-2014 02:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 20131250)
He never cheated, that's bullshit. Anyone who calls him a cheater understands nothing about the game or sports in general. :2 cents:

He does bite, I'll give you that.

Didn't he save a goal in the last WC with his hand.. if that's not cheating I dont know what is.

He is a great player though.

John-ACWM 06-23-2014 01:52 AM

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Originally Posted by MasterBlow (Post 20131446)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

NewNick 06-23-2014 02:40 AM

This is why lots of people think Suarez is a cock....and all of this is before he started biting and racially abusing his fellow professionals.


AshleyC 06-24-2014 10:55 AM

Suarez strikes... i mean bites again :1orglaugh


Jel 06-24-2014 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by NewNick (Post 20133623)
....

found a single muslim rant from me yet? Or rant against ANY race/religion?

Jel 06-24-2014 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by NewNick (Post 20133623)
...

here: https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=20115102&postcount=50

still waiting

oppoten 06-24-2014 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AshleyC (Post 20135369)
Suarez strikes... i mean bites again :1orglaugh

I knew he'd do it. Maybe not in this game, but I knew he'd bite someone again.

After the England game I thought "shit's going too well for him, he's bound to fuck it up".

MasterBlow 06-24-2014 12:38 PM

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bq6j4_BCEAAOySJ.jpg


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