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hybrid 03-09-2003 04:04 PM

Best book lines of all time?
 
Mine would be from Fight Club:

"I've met God across his long walnut desk with his diplomas hanging on the wall behind him, and God asks me, "Why?" Why did I cause so much pain? Didn't I realize that each of us is a sacred, unique snowflake of special unique specialness? Can't I see how we're all manifestations of love? I look at God behind his desk, taking notes on a pad, but God's got this all wrong. We are not special. We are not crap or trash, either. We just are. We just are, and what happens just happens. And God says, "No, that's not right." Yeah. Well. Whatever. You can't teach God anything."

~Chapter 30

Or, from Euripides, in Heracles --

"To persevere, trusting in what hopes he has, is courage in a man."

hybrid 03-09-2003 04:19 PM

Jesus. I must be the only one that reads.

Jakke PNG 03-09-2003 04:24 PM

"In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth"

Thank you, thank you..
Goodnight, and god bless you.

Sappy 03-09-2003 04:30 PM

"The cigarette was at last inserted into the hole. The cigarette was lit. For a while the bed itself appeared to be smoking the cigarette in great heaving drags. It coughed long, loud and shuderingly and then at last began to breathe in a more measured rythm. In this way, Dirk Gently achieved consciousness."

-The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul, by Douglas Adams

There's better lines, especially some of the dialouge, but that would require looking, and therefore, effort.

3Xguru 03-09-2003 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
"In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth"

Thank you, thank you..
Goodnight, and god bless you.

Good night.
Sleep well!

IndiaWebb 03-09-2003 04:40 PM

I was thinking of Chuck Palahniuk too, but don't have anything handy to make a direct quote... the guy's just fuckng brilliant.

*wanders off to grab some quotable Tom Robbins*

maxjohan 03-09-2003 05:34 PM

what we do in life...

//gladiator

:glugglug

maxjohan 03-09-2003 05:36 PM

book lines.ok.

delete my post.

EscortBiz 03-09-2003 05:50 PM

Behind every fortune theres a crime

Jer 03-09-2003 05:54 PM

The End

SpaceAce 03-09-2003 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sappy
"The cigarette was at last inserted into the hole. The cigarette was lit. For a while the bed itself appeared to be smoking the cigarette in great heaving drags. It coughed long, loud and shuderingly and then at last began to breathe in a more measured rythm. In this way, Dirk Gently achieved consciousness."

-The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul, by Douglas Adams

There's better lines, especially some of the dialouge, but that would require looking, and therefore, effort.

I was thinking of posting some Hitchhiker's Guide quotes. Here's my personal favorite, from the beginning of So Long, and Thanks for all the Fish.

"And as he drove on, the rain clouds dragged down the sky after him for, though he did not know it, Rob McKenna was a Rain God. All her knew was that his working days were miserable and he had a succession of lousy holidays. All the clouds knew was that they loved him and wanted to be near him, to cherish him and to water him."

SpaceAce

foreverjason 03-09-2003 06:01 PM

'Samwise, every time you open your mouth you best be stickin' your foot in it'

ahah

XXXManager 03-09-2003 07:02 PM

Quote:

Didn't I realize that each of us is a sacred, unique snowflake of special unique specialness?
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Bored 03-09-2003 09:12 PM

At the risk of being a geek Ill paste one of my favorite quotes from one of my favorite books I've ever read/.


"Would that I had the courage to depart, this place or this life, or to stand openly against the wrongness that is the world of these, my kin. To seek an existence that does not run afoul to that which I believe, and to that which I hold dear faith is truth."
- Zaknafein Do'Urden

Exxxotica 03-09-2003 09:16 PM

I dont like to read.

iroc409 03-09-2003 09:17 PM

i bite my thumb at thee!

you bite your thumb at me?

aye, sir.

and you sir, do you bite your tongue at me?

nay, sir, but i do bite my thumb.

quiet 03-09-2003 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sappy
"The cigarette was at last inserted into the hole. The cigarette was lit. For a while the bed itself appeared to be smoking the cigarette in great heaving drags. It coughed long, loud and shuderingly and then at last began to breathe in a more measured rythm. In this way, Dirk Gently achieved consciousness."

-The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul, by Douglas Adams

There's better lines, especially some of the dialouge, but that would require looking, and therefore, effort.

'mostly harmless' hehe.


' When I got better I realized what a rat he was, but then I had to understand the impossible complexity of his life, how he had to leave me there, sick, to get on with his wives and woes. "Okay, old Dean, I'll say nothing." ' - On The Road, Jack Kerouac

dig420 03-09-2003 10:09 PM

"Life is pain," his mother said. "Anybody that says different is selling something."
~~~William Goldman The Princess Bride


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