Currently Sober, I made this for your fat ass... (WARNING: PIC)
 

http://i.imgur.com/4sVEqc6.jpg

Don't get too excited, fat body. It's Texas Style Chili and it's in my crock pot. Not the toilet. I know, huge let down.

Do a sit up every now and then, please.

http://i.imgur.com/M5rj8yy.jpg

Please Dont Bully me... :(

I already explained in a recent post how I am now confined to my bed, due to weight issues.... I CANT stand up...

Its easy to be nice, but not nice to be nasty.... :2 cents:

PS Meal LOOKS TASTY Though !!!! :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

Damn, that chili looks good.

You have inspired me to order a large pizza, chicken balls and a bucket of potato wedges with cheese :thumbsup

OK... I ordered on the phone and made it 2 pizza instead :)

:uhoh :uhoh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh who made this? funny stuff!

Tim Burton?

That actually looks great. :D

my ass gonna be twice bigger if i eat that all