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Captain Kawaii 05-22-2014 07:52 PM

Air Force Lands in Chad to save the oil, I mean the girls
 
Guess, who called? Shell, Texaco perhaps? Chad, just northeast of Nigeria. Pretty transparent these days.


http://news.yahoo.com/80-us-air-forc...152245733.html

Dmcontent 05-23-2014 06:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Captain Kawaii (Post 20096856)
Guess, who called? Shell, Texaco perhaps? Chad, just northeast of Nigeria. Pretty transparent these days.


http://news.yahoo.com/80-us-air-forc...152245733.html

Just before Chad kicks out Chinese oil companies.

dyna mo 05-23-2014 06:55 AM

so the US government was patiently waiting for a mass kidnapping in 1 country so they could use that to send 80 people to another country who will then begin operations in that country to get oil from the other country?

that's the plan you think?

notinmybackyard 05-23-2014 07:12 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20097240)
so the US government was patiently waiting for a mass kidnapping in 1 country so they could use that to send 80 people to another country who will then begin operations in that country to get oil from the other country?

They make this shit up

These characters are so fucking crooked that the shadow of a corkscrew is straight by comparison. Futhermore these characters do absolutely nothing for anyone that does NOT somehow put money in their pockets.

dyna mo 05-23-2014 07:15 AM

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Originally Posted by notinmybackyard (Post 20097254)
They make this shit up

These characters are so fucking crooked that the shadow of a corkscrew is straight by comparison. Futhermore these characters do absolutely nothing for anyone that does NOT somehow put money in their pockets.

I'm pretty sure you're the one making shit up.

Sly 05-23-2014 07:15 AM

A) Do "nothing." People bitch.

B) Do "something." People bitch.

I'm more of a "do something" kind of guy. Fuck the hate.

dyna mo 05-23-2014 07:18 AM

must. get. all. that. oil. from. chad.

http://www.energytribune.com/wp-cont...ilReserves.jpg

using this graph I can see why we only sent 80 guys to get Chad's oil.





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notinmybackyard 05-23-2014 07:26 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20097257)
I'm pretty sure you're the one making shit up.

Absolutely

dyna mo 05-23-2014 07:28 AM

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Originally Posted by notinmybackyard (Post 20097277)
Absolutely

:1orglaugh

well played.

PR_Glen 05-23-2014 07:47 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20097263)
must. get. all. that. oil. from. chad.

http://www.energytribune.com/wp-cont...ilReserves.jpg

using this graph I can see why we only sent 80 guys to get Chad's oil.
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would be some odd timing considering you guys already invested a lot of money into production in your own back yard. What does that equate to? 1 barrel per person you sent to chad? haha

BlackCrayon 05-23-2014 07:49 AM

chad is the saudi arabia of kidnapped girls.

dyna mo 05-23-2014 07:50 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 20097306)
would be some odd timing considering you guys already invested a lot of money into production in your own back yard. What does that equate to? 1 barrel per person you sent to chad? haha

We're greedy like that- Oil: get every motherfuckingoddamn drop! :1orglaugh

dyna mo 05-23-2014 07:55 AM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 20097309)
chad is the saudi arabia of kidnapped girls.

I was reading earlier, our media & gov have seized upon the tragedy to drum up an *inevitable* scenario:

Quote:

"Fragmentary evidence? and a sense of inevitability that Boko Haram may be planning an attack on U.S. interests in Nigeria has intelligence and counterterrorism officials in Washington on alert.

U.S. intelligence officials, speaking with NBC News on condition of anonymity, declined to characterize the nature of the evidence, other than to say it was recent and non-specific.
http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/mis...africa-n112536


Now we're supposed to be fearful of global roving tribes of africans stealing our womenz.

I mean really.

Barry-xlovecam 05-23-2014 11:33 AM

Blackwater and Halliburton are opening field offices in Chad too.
Head for the hills -- the Yanks are coming!



_Richard_ 05-23-2014 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Barry-xlovecam (Post 20097550)
Blackwater and Halliburton are opening field offices in Chad too.
Head for the hills -- the Yanks are coming!



http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/764889/freedom-o.gif

dyna mo 05-23-2014 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Barry-xlovecam (Post 20097550)
Blackwater and Halliburton are opening field offices in Chad too.
Head for the hills -- the Yanks are coming!



:1orglaugh

blackwater's been renamed a couple times since blackwater.

too bad too, great name with a jingle already recorded.


_Richard_ 05-23-2014 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20097568)
:1orglaugh

blackwater's been renamed a couple times since blackwater.

too bad too, great name with a jingle already recorded.


isn't it still Xi?

dyna mo 05-23-2014 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 20097600)
isn't it still Xi?

checking...........

academi is their current name.

_Richard_ 05-23-2014 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20097608)
checking...........

academi is their current name.

'Eg, Blackwater, Xi, Academi.'

lol. wow.

'The company was purchased in late 2010 by a group of private investors who changed the name to Academi and instituted a board of directors and new senior management. Prince retained the rights to the name Blackwater and has no affiliation with Academi.'

just.. wow.

DWB 05-23-2014 01:42 PM

As timing would have it, there is a pipeline planned that starts in Libya, goes through Chad, and into Cameroon. Probably just a coincidence, as Libya's oil is of no interest to the USA. However, that's not the only reason. The US is rapidly expanding their presence all over Africa.

A copy/paste list of where money is being spent:

"The U.S. military has been supporting construction all over Africa for its allies. A report by Hugh Denny of the Army Corps of Engineers issued earlier this year references 79 such projects in 33 countries between 2011 and 2013, including Benin, Botswana, Burkina Faso, Cameroon, Cape Verde, Chad, Cote D’Ivoire, Djibouti, Ethiopia, Ghana, Guinea, Kenya, Lesotho, Liberia, Malawi, Mali, Mauritania, Mauritius, Mozambique, Niger, Nigeria, Rwanda, Senegal, Sierra Leone, Swaziland, Tanzania, Tunisia, The Gambia, Togo, Uganda, and Zambia. "

Some time reading up on the US in Africa will give you the bigger picture, they are taking over every place they can before China does. Asia and the Middle East is mostly divided up already, but Africa's vast resources are still up for grabs. The future is about resources, and not only oil.

DWB 05-23-2014 01:44 PM

Oh, and don't forget fighting terrorists. Gotta fight them there so they don't have to fight them back in the USA.


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