Well I am going to load up
 

...the dogs and go order a Chinese take out dinner...with the works...chicken...pork...beef...and shrimp. I got a craving for Chinese when I was in the wild this time.

I order mine with extra MSG!

There is only one Chinese restaurant here...the price is right...the quantity is right...but the quality is not that great...but it is curing the craving.

There's a fast food chinese joint right across the street, when they start cooking the fried rice in the mornings, the smell is incredible. They run a tight ship and the food is super tasty.

Didn't you die several years ago?

Well...my heart has stopped beating during more than one surgery...but the obvious answer to your question is...NO.

of course it has.......