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Sid70 05-09-2014 01:26 PM

Serial killer van.
 
I love to travel, kids grow older and bigger when moving around there is less and less space in my sedan. Fuck ima tall and boyz get to grow 6 foot each at least.

So,

i was thinking about getting a 'serial killer' van to get shit in and travel around.

EU based.

WV transporter? What else?

xNetworx 05-09-2014 01:37 PM

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images...a7505b006.jpeg

L-Pink 05-09-2014 01:40 PM

Panel van, industrial rubber floor for easy clean-up.

Rochard 05-09-2014 01:43 PM

One of my dreams has been to buy a conversion van and cruise around the US and just work from the road.

PR_Glen 05-09-2014 01:43 PM

why not a mini van then?

Sid70 05-09-2014 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamBoss (Post 20081758)


Sid70 05-09-2014 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 20081768)
why not a mini van then?

Model, sister, model. What would dat be?

Sid70 05-09-2014 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 20081767)
One of my dreams has been to buy a conversion van and cruise around the US and just work from the road.

Meeting the Fockers type?

Sid70 05-09-2014 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20081760)
Panel van, industrial rubber floor for easy clean-up.

I cum to see this:

http://gomotors.net/photos/8e/1e/194...n2_96b6a.jpg?i

But i'm in Urop, we dont run 'em.

MaDalton 05-09-2014 01:51 PM

VW T5 is great, we had one

dyna mo 05-09-2014 01:52 PM

vanagon.

Sid70 05-09-2014 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 20081782)
VW T5 is great, we had one

Serious mafia people drive VWT only in the movies :)

dyna mo 05-09-2014 01:54 PM

crockett's rig:

http://www.thesamba.com/vw/archives/...4vanagon_5.jpg

Sid70 05-09-2014 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20081788)

I'm not 70 y.o. yet. Thanks.

MaDalton 05-09-2014 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20081788)

they're called T3 here - and expensive as fuck

dyna mo 05-09-2014 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 20081797)
they're called T3 here - and expensive as fuck

they aren't cheap here either, not sure of the prices though, the old ones command a hefty price.

it's legendary over here with a cult following.

crockett 05-09-2014 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20081788)

Very close but mine has all terrain tires on it, so I can go to more out doors types places. They are awesome vans, but you have to expect to do some wrenching on them. It's not a practical van unless you are willing to tinker with it from time to time. If you don't mind spending around $15k you can likely find one with a updated subaru or ford engine. I have two of these vans, one like in this picture and one of the 4x4 versions.

This is my Westy

http://i.imgur.com/a9S4aPo.jpg

Sid70 05-09-2014 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 20081782)
VW T5 is great, we had one

http://img02-otomoto.sogastatic.pl/C32853533_1.jpg


$10k.

http://otomoto.pl/volkswagen-transpo...C32853533.html

dyna mo 05-09-2014 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 20081802)
Very close but mine has all terrain tires on it, so I can go to more out doors types places. They are awesome vans, but you have to expect to do some wrenching on them. It's not a practical van unless you are willing to tinker with it from time to time. If you don't mind spending around $15k you can likely find one with a updated subaru or ford engine. I have two of these vans, one like in this picture and one of the 4x4 versions.

:1orglaugh:thumbsup

dyna mo 05-09-2014 02:04 PM

the original micro bus

http://www.cartownforums.com/forums/...us-001_164.jpg

L-Pink 05-09-2014 02:04 PM

This is a serial killer van …..


http://s28.postimg.org/fzu3ik7x9/17mc4tie1hdz2jpg.jpg

dyna mo 05-09-2014 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20081808)

yah got a fix it a up a bit, make it not look so suspicious

http://www3.picturepush.com/photo/a/...-candy-van.jpg

MaDalton 05-09-2014 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20081800)
they aren't cheap here either, not sure of the prices though, the old ones command a hefty price.

it's legendary over here with a cult following.

yep - here too by now

the good ones start at $12-15K up to $30k

and originality pays extra, putting Subaru or newer Audi/VW engines in is considered blasphemy

And the original Micro Bus - especially the Samba with roof windows - is easily $100k and more

MaDalton 05-09-2014 02:12 PM

you should look on www.mobile.de too

dyna mo 05-09-2014 02:15 PM

L-Pink, remember these?

http://www.thenamesponyboy.com/wp-co...chool-Vans.jpg



http://dustfactoryvintage.com/fashio...s-jock-van.jpg


http://i1127.photobucket.com/albums/...hevyVan013.jpg

L-Pink 05-09-2014 02:16 PM

http://s30.postimg.org/ty684fpj5/big...914d89a973.jpg

This is what I want ??. http://earthroamer.com/


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crockett 05-09-2014 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20081817)

Those things are bad ass, but fuck they cost way too much. The used one they have listed that is a 06 is $150k. That's just retarded because you would be scared to "really" do any off roading in it.

blackmonsters 05-09-2014 02:25 PM

Van nerds.

L-Pink 05-09-2014 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 20081821)
Those things are bad ass, but fuck they cost way too much. The used one they have listed that is a 06 is $150k. That's just retarded because you would be scared to "really" do any off roading in it.

That's why I don't have one. :1orglaugh

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 05-09-2014 02:29 PM

http://global3.memecdn.com/Sex-Instr...it_o_93433.jpg



http://www.curbsideclassic.com/wp-co...low-custom.jpg

Only in Japan: :helpme

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-QUriYZk1_f...0/JapanVan.jpg



:stoned

ADG

MrBottomTooth 05-09-2014 02:32 PM

I always wanted an A-Team van. Thankfully I never got around to building one. It's on my to do list, right after I build my KITT replica and my Smokey and the bandit TA.

brassmonkey 05-09-2014 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20081810)
yah got a fix it a up a bit, make it not look so suspicious

http://www3.picturepush.com/photo/a/...-candy-van.jpg

puppies in the back :helpme:helpme:helpme

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-S9S_IveB1z...anger_logo.jpg

in my time growing up :helpme people snatched kids. remember when adam was taken :( was fucked dude cut his head off.

iwantchixx 05-09-2014 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20081815)

My great-uncle had one just like this, but not painted up, just same type of model.. anyways.... All he did was tear out the back seats and when he wanted to use it, put his porch couches in along the back and sides with a small bench in middle near front (if I recall correctly). If we came to a roadblock, we just all ducked down heh.

He would take his many kids, plus my grandmother, neighbors, etc and pile us into the van and go for drive out long winding deep-woods country roads to go fishing, drinking, camping, fiddlehead picking or just an excuse to drink in the woods they all grew up in. Not the smartest idea, though, they grew up on these roads long before cars were around those parts.

lot of fun times and could haul a shit-ton of people and stuff.

deltav 05-09-2014 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20081815)

If this van's a'rockin....

brassmonkey 05-09-2014 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by deltav (Post 20081859)
If this van's a'rockin....

im tall a no go for me :helpme

Elli 05-09-2014 03:34 PM

I believe you're referring to what we call a "Rapist Van. " :) Those are easy to find at auction and you can make the interior whatever you like.

Sprinter conversion vans are the coolest and not rapey, but very pricey.

http://www.campervanlife.com/sites/c...iasprinter.jpg

Dvae 05-09-2014 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sid70 (Post 20081748)
I love to travel, kids grow older and bigger when moving around there is less and less space in my sedan. Fuck ima tall and boyz get to grow 6 foot each at least.

So,

i was thinking about getting a 'serial killer' van to get shit in and travel around.

EU based.

WV transporter? What else?

This one worked well for Ted Bundy.


http://elysianhunter.files.wordpress...volkswagen.jpg

seeandsee 05-09-2014 04:30 PM

Get Mercedes Boxer and forget about it!

xXXtesy10 05-09-2014 07:56 PM


RyuLion 05-09-2014 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sid70 (Post 20081780)
I cum to see this:

http://gomotors.net/photos/8e/1e/194...n2_96b6a.jpg?i

But i'm in Urop, we dont run 'em.

Nice car! I'd get it in white! :2 cents::thumbsup

Bourke 05-09-2014 10:37 PM

Mercedes Vito.

crockett 05-10-2014 08:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Bourke (Post 20082072)
Mercedes Vito.

We don't get those over here in the states.. We pretty much have Ford, Chevy, Dodge when it comes to larger vans and now they have all replaced their vans with sprinters.

Far as mini vans we again just have the big three and I think all the japanese manufactures stopping selling mini vans in favor of SUV's but I maybe wrong. The only Euro type van we have here in the states is the VW and even with that we don't get all the options. They can't import any of the diesel options and we don't get the Westy's anymore.

Our lovely govt has done quite a good job at keeping out all the fuel efficient vans and trucks that you guys enjoy. Not a single manufacturer can import diesels either.. Mercedes does it somehow but they are the only ones.

We don't get those awesome Toyota diesel trucks nor do we get any van options in diesel except ones offered by Ford & Chevy. Not even Dodge offers one. Basically the big three and their lobbyist have crushed any real competition here in the US.

This wasn't always true as you can find older Nissan, Toyota & Isuzu trucks that had diesels but they are few and very far between. The very first 2 years of the Vanagon as well had diesels but after that they weren't imported. That was 80 & 81 I think. The older Nissian & Toyotas are about that same age..

Reagan became president and then it was FREEDOM from oppressive import cars that might harm US manufacturer's sales..

dyna mo 05-10-2014 08:28 AM

crockett, i was under the impression those high mileage diesels are not imported into the USA is due to lackluster sales, not government. they've never been marketed to the US properly I think is why the low sales.

crockett 05-10-2014 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20082372)
crockett, i was under the impression those high mileage diesels are not imported into the USA is due to lackluster sales, not government. they've never been marketed to the US properly I think is why the low sales.

No Japan was actually importing a lot of diesels back in the 80's and the cheap imported cars were killing the big three. Reagan essentially bailed the big three out by placing tariffs on imported Japanese cars driving up their prices and limiting what models they could import and sell at a profit.

At that time VW & Mercedes were the only European cars being imported so there wasn't a lot of competition from Europe but a ton from Japan. I'm not 100% sure how this affected them, but at that point VW stopped importing diesels. It was after Reagan introduced the tariffs that you stopped seeing diesels imported.

I don't know if there was anything specific with diesels in regard to the tariff or if it these companies had to limit the models in order to make a profit. I'm pretty sure it was only Mercedes whom imported diesels after that and I assume it was because they were a higher priced luxury car.

Added to this diesel is taxed at a higher rate than gasoline even though it costs less to produce.

This blame also lays square at the feet of Ronald Reagan.. He brought us the STAA Act which was a tax on big trucks and at the time created a extra 5 cent per gallon tax on diesel fuel in order to pay for road repairs.

Essentially the govt killed the diesel market in the US before it was ever able to get roots. This is why diesel costs over $4/gal on average vs $3.50ish for gasoline because that lovely tax Reagan introduced has stayed put and increased.

dyna mo 05-10-2014 09:03 AM

yeah, I don't see it that way. no biggie. if the television told us to go buy high mileage diesels, we'd all be lining up down at vw, etc.

Instead, car commercials like to show their cars doing slides and skids and cool shit!

HugeWood 05-10-2014 09:40 AM

Some styling tips:

http://dirtyhero.com/wp-content/uplo...rty_hero_1.jpg

crockett 05-10-2014 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HugeWood (Post 20082425)

If I was part of the A team, that's the van I'd drive..

John-ACWM 05-12-2014 07:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20081807)

Looks damn nice!

michael.kickass 05-12-2014 07:34 AM

http://www.campervanlife.com/sites/c...iasprinter.jpg

:2 cents:


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