I must post this news article... too funny
 

http://news.yahoo.com/middle-school-...203041332.html

"Prosecutors in Houston, Texas charged a middle school teacher because she gave a full-on lap dance to a boy for his birthday in front of an entire class of no-doubt impressed preteens.

The teacher, Felicia Smith, staged the lap dance in her classroom at Stovall Middle School on February 26, reports local CBS affiliate KHOU.

When police interviewed the unnamed student, he said Smith, 42, had seductively placed a school chair in front of the classroom after the tardy bell rang. Music began to play ? from some undisclosed source ? and several students in the class began yelling raucously that the birthday boy should sit down in the chair.

Once the kid sat down, the fortysomething teacher gave him what was perhaps his first full-contact lap dance. According to a police report, Smith did the thing where she turned around and swiveled her butt on the middle school student. She rubbed her hands all over his body. She also got down on her knees and stuck her head between the boy?s legs.

It?s not clear if the kid enjoyed the lap dance. However, he admitted that he did slap Smith?s ass a couple times.

The incident lasted a little over three-and-a-half minutes ? presumably the duration of the song that was playing. It?s not clear which song was chosen for the special occasion.

At the end of the lap dance, Smith hugged the boy and told him, ?I love you, baby. Happy birthday,? according to KHOU.

When police questioned Smith, she said she provided the lap dance at the urging of students in the class. She noted that she almost fell down a few times while performing the acrobatics required of the lap dance.

Somebody ? it?s not clear who ? apparently filmed the spectacle. The Harris County district attorney and the Aldine, Texas police department both have copies of the video.

Smith faces a single criminal charge: improper relationship with student. She is free on a $30,000 bond.

A statement released by the local school district explained that Smith ?was removed from the campus during the investigation and has not returned.?

It?s not clear if she is still being paid while her criminal case meanders through the court system."

What I need to note are the following 2 sentences:

It?s not clear if the kid enjoyed the lap dance. However, he admitted that he did slap Smith?s ass a couple times.

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She's black... there's a good chance the kid getting the lap dance is black...

Blacks mature earlier than whites, so it is easy to see why what could be considered preteen for black really isn't. It's more infused in their culture to do such things (: + for blacks
I had a hard crush for my 5th grade teacher.
If a old man goes after a younger girl, he should be sterilized and burned.
If an older woman seduces and defiles a young boy... it's really not all that bad.

My math teacher in 7th grade... called her Mrs. Hots aka Mrs. Hooters :thumbsup
Daydreamed all day about rubbing my grill between those tatas..

Had it been a male teacher and a female student he'd be in jail and we'd all label him a pervert.

Just sayin. Both situations are wrong.

Yeah, but I'm sure you would have different feelings vs a son of yours or a daughter.
It's in women's favor.
If I had a daughter that got attacked I'd go nuts, if I had a son... I'd have to hear about the circumstances. :pimp

Oh really? Then explain this

I suppose the part of the article I thought deserved attention has been blindsided by PC.

Ok... carry on then ladies

No doubt. Girl I'd be pissed. Son would get a high five. Double standards.

no fair - lucky kid!!! LOL

you sure? Did you see the photo of her in the news report!!

i just had a something?

It's no big deal

are they gone full retards in schools?

She must have got the wrong idea when they asked her to take the Sex Education class...

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wheres youtube link ?

I would have loved a lap dance from some of my teachers in middle school :winkwink: