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brassmonkey 04-24-2014 05:16 PM

Sperm Facials
 
Sperm Facial: 67-Year-Old Stella Ralfini Claims Regular Semen Masks Give Her Eternal Youth

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On the quest to find our own fountain of youth, many of us have splurged on facial creams, treatments, or have gone under the knife to do some nip and tuck. From Kim Kardashian?s vampire facials to Lena Dunham?s cupping, it seems celebrities have also had their fair share of weird beauty treatments. But a 67-year-old grandmother?s anti-aging secret trumps all of our unusual desperate attempts. Stella Ralfini, who describes herself as an author, life coach, couples counselor, and tantric guide, claims her anti-aging secret is worth thousands and thousands, but it?s free: sperm facials.

"All you need is a lover," Ralfini says in her YouTube video, and she advises to indulge in the practice every 10 days. Come again? Yes, Ralfini from London, credits her rosy cheek appearance to regular semen facials she puts on at the end of every lovemaking session with her husband. The grandmother scoops up her husband?s semen with her fingers and puts it on her face, leaving it on for 15 minutes and then washing it off.

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Phoenix 04-24-2014 05:19 PM

haha good news for everyone i guess

blackmonsters 04-24-2014 05:32 PM

I have no idea if there is any truth to this but I did have a girlfriend that swore it was helping her skin.
Her acne did in fact decrease, but that could happen anytime I would think.

I kind of think she liked facials and since she was self conscious about her skin, she simply
wished that facials were helping her.
But still, because she believes, she got a positive reaction. She feels better, therefore the body's self healing process kicks in.

Damn, that was a lot of words for me to just say I thought it was in her mind.
But, because it was in her mind it actually worked.

Mediamix 04-24-2014 06:24 PM

GREAT NEWS!

Now I have a reason to spray my jizz on my girlfriends face.

THANK YOU!

idolbucks 04-24-2014 06:37 PM

I tested it on her and indeed it works

ErectMedia 04-24-2014 08:30 PM

Hopefully college news picks this story up :thumbsup

L-Pink 04-24-2014 08:35 PM

I'm going to rub one out and see.

romn 04-24-2014 08:54 PM

I hope this news goes viral.

BIGTYMER 04-24-2014 08:59 PM

Bullshit! Genocide! I bet they're freezing... :(

VamosNicholas 04-24-2014 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 20061790)
I have no idea if there is any truth to this but I did have a girlfriend that swore it was helping her skin.
Her acne did in fact decrease, but that could happen anytime I would think.

I kind of think she liked facials and since she was self conscious about her skin, she simply
wished that facials were helping her.
But still, because she believes, she got a positive reaction. She feels better, therefore the body's self healing process kicks in.

Damn, that was a lot of words for me to just say I thought it was in her mind.
But, because it was in her mind it actually worked.

Apparently there are some proteins in semen that make it good for the skin. It's one of those random facts that I've seen people post/retweet on twitter.

bean-aid 04-24-2014 09:32 PM

just texted my gf that facials are medically documented to help skin care up to 20 years... have not received a text back yet though

John-ACWM 04-25-2014 01:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ErectMedia (Post 20061856)
Hopefully college news picks this story up :thumbsup

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

michael.kickass 04-25-2014 05:35 AM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

dehash 04-25-2014 07:17 AM

What a great quality picture.

seeandsee 04-25-2014 07:35 AM

I could spare some sperm

brassmonkey 04-25-2014 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dehash (Post 20062336)
What a great quality picture.

maybe there's sperm on the lens :Oh crap

adultchatpay 04-25-2014 08:45 AM

I'll donate!

mavruda 04-25-2014 09:29 AM

Dang. I MUST show this article to my wife!!!!! Guys - please keep the thread alive !

Rochard 04-25-2014 09:43 AM

I've been telling this to every woman I've ever dated.

CyberHustler 04-25-2014 10:17 AM

Its these hoes washing the nut off they face all the time that's helpin. They could skip the nut masks and just wash they face as often and it would be the same shit.

SomeCreep 04-25-2014 01:51 PM

That's a smart woman. I've been telling my girlfriends this for years.

KickAssJesse 04-25-2014 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SomeCreep (Post 20062839)
That's a smart woman. I've been telling my girlfriends this for years.

:thumbsup:thumbsup

Nice_Nick 04-25-2014 03:01 PM

I hear Harmon likes sperm facials.

GAMEFINEST 04-25-2014 03:32 PM

all the girls hopefully do it ..

smoothballs 04-26-2014 10:00 AM

So that's how Cliff Richard still looks young! lol

What if us guys did it with our own jizz? would we get the youthful benefits too???

Do not relish the thought of doing it though!

klinton 04-27-2014 01:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beaner (Post 20061887)
just texted my gf that facials are medically documented to help skin care up to 20 years... have not received a text back yet though

she keeps you in tension man, have to talk with her about it when you will see her :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

SekobA 04-27-2014 02:13 AM

Gonna check this out for sure.


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