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lakerslive 04-18-2014 08:32 AM

How Are Atheists Buried or do funerals?
 
I mean... it doesn't matter to them right? So, their bodies should be just dumped in a land fill?

brassmonkey 04-18-2014 08:35 AM

funerals don't have to be religious :1orglaugh

MrBottomTooth 04-18-2014 08:38 AM

I would prefer to be cremated. Why would someone want their body disrespected just because they dont believe in God? It's simply a matter of decency. I also don't shit on my carpets or throw my garbage in my living room. Believe it or not, I didn't need religion to tell me that is not right. Just common sense.

CaptainHowdy 04-18-2014 08:39 AM

Sky burial ...

lakerslive 04-18-2014 08:39 AM

Their body disrespected? LOLz. but but Ur dead. Nothing matters anymore. U won't know.

baddog 04-18-2014 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by lakerslive (Post 20054682)
Their body disrespected? LOLz. but but Ur dead. Nothing matters anymore. U won't know.

While your OP was rather ignorant (I am noticing a theme today), you kind of redeemed yourself with this one.

MrBottomTooth 04-18-2014 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by lakerslive (Post 20054682)
Their body disrespected? LOLz. but but Ur dead. Nothing matters anymore. U won't know.

Do you have any family? Do you think your kids want to see your corpse lying in a ditch? Or anyone else for that matter? Are you seriously that stupid? It's also a matter of sanitation. Go for a swim in the Ganges with the dead bodies sometime.

MrBottomTooth 04-18-2014 08:51 AM

Also funerals aren't some stupid religious ceremony for atheists. It's about friends and family getting together to celebrate your life and memories one last time. Then having your corpse disposed of in a sanitary way. Not sure what is hard to understand about that.

lakerslive 04-18-2014 08:56 AM

but but, ur body is the same as any dead road kill's body . Your kid's won't see ur body in landfill cause it will be buried under a pile of dirty diapers from a senior center.

MrBottomTooth 04-18-2014 09:04 AM

In the civilized parts of the world they pay people to remove roadkill because it's unsightly. See the trend here? So people who are not religious automatically have no respect for the dead or the memory of the dead? Congrats, your argument is as childish and nonsensical as I would expect from a religious nutjob.

Babaganoosh 04-18-2014 09:15 AM

Funerals are for the living. Most atheists would just want whatever brings their loved ones comfort.

MrBottomTooth 04-18-2014 09:24 AM

It's really no different than when a family pet dies. Do you dispose of the corpse in a respectful way, or do you just throw the body out in the backyard and let mice and crows pick at it? It's about being respectful to the memory of the person or animal. I'm pretty sure your dog never attended church or prayed to lord jesus, but most people arent going to throw the body out in a bag full of dirty diapers.

Rikki-Nyx 04-18-2014 09:28 AM

Burned like the heathen Kings of old

SykkBoy 04-18-2014 09:33 AM

Just because they are atheists, doesn't mean they don't have rituals too....
funerals don't have to be a religious ritual, they can be a farewell ritual or a remembrance ritual

Spudstr 04-18-2014 09:47 AM

You simply celebrate their life at their funeral, not need to get religious.

Naughty 04-18-2014 09:51 AM

OP must be <15

SilentKnight 04-18-2014 09:58 AM

OP = good troll post.

baddog 04-18-2014 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth (Post 20054745)
It's really no different than when a family pet dies. Do you dispose of the corpse in a respectful way, or do you just throw the body out in the backyard and let mice and crows pick at it?

Personally, I will have Buddy skinned and turned into a throw rug. He's going to look good in front of the fireplace.

beerptrol 04-18-2014 11:14 AM

News Flash! They were burying people before Christianity. There are cemetaries around here that are owned by the township! Friends and family can deliver the eulogy!

ilnjscb 04-18-2014 11:22 AM

I prefer to deal with death by frantically thinking about other things

Rochard 04-18-2014 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth (Post 20054680)
I would prefer to be cremated. Why would someone want their body disrespected just because they dont believe in God? It's simply a matter of decency. I also don't shit on my carpets or throw my garbage in my living room. Believe it or not, I didn't need religion to tell me that is not right. Just common sense.

Me too.

My father died when I was a baby, and his grave site was a rather sad place for me. I don't need my kid to go through that. I want to be cremated and my ashes scattered at Waikiki beach. This way my kid can make a vacation out out of it instead of kneeling at a grave and feeling sad.

VSKevin 04-18-2014 11:40 AM

Well, it's OBVIOUSLY a known fact that atheists get shot out of a cannon and filled with fireworks for their burial. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

billbailey 04-19-2014 01:56 AM

I like Louis CKs idea of leaving his body to necrophiliacs.

CurrentlySober 04-19-2014 02:58 AM

i kunt a4d 2 die... :(

Hentaikid 04-19-2014 04:36 AM



Graham Chapman's funeral is a good example

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsHk9WC7fnQ

EddyTheDog 04-19-2014 04:57 AM

I am not going to have much say in the matter, all I ask is they make damn sure I am dead...

I always think cremation, but it might be greener to return my nutrients to the ground - I am sure I have heard of green funerals where they use cardboard coffins and bury you in a forest - Something like that would be nice.....

Magnetron 04-19-2014 05:03 AM

Feed the homeless.

Don't led good food go to waste.

Cleo 04-19-2014 05:07 AM

Soylent Green

http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/...222-123658.jpg

slapass 04-19-2014 05:20 AM

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Originally Posted by billbailey (Post 20055502)
I like Louis CKs idea of leaving his body to necrophiliacs.

HAHAHAHA!!!
:thumbsup

DAMNMAN 04-19-2014 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by lakerslive (Post 20054665)
I mean... it doesn't matter to them right? So, their bodies should be just dumped in a land fill?

Atheists don't think that there is a soul in the body that goes to a place to be with god or devil once a person dies. So therefor we sorta beleive that the body is all that's left once we breath no more. Our energy goes back to where we borrowed it from.

It's all about respect. I would rather not have a christian mortician fucking my dead body even though my conciousness is no longer in it.
I would rather that my body is recycled by the planet in the way it was before civilization.

On that note. All you religious fuckheads are the problem.:321GFY

Logic and reason are what's needed by humanity on this planet. Not decisions by religious people who think they are going to a better place when they die and that this place is disposable!!!:error

Atheists are not the problem, they are the solution.

DAMNMAN 04-19-2014 08:09 AM

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Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth (Post 20054745)
It's really no different than when a family pet dies. Do you dispose of the corpse in a respectful way, or do you just throw the body out in the backyard and let mice and crows pick at it? It's about being respectful to the memory of the person or animal. I'm pretty sure your dog never attended church or prayed to lord jesus, but most people arent going to throw the body out in a bag full of dirty diapers.

+1 here. Unless you subscribe to one of the few religions who think your pets are going to heaven. NOT CHRISTIANS BTW!!! (and then what separates your pets from the cows you eat, do you have to look at your dinner in heaven looking back at you for eternity?)

I am an aheist and I have always treated my pets with repsect when they passed away. Had ceremonies etc.... Out of love and respect....

Useless Warrior 04-19-2014 08:24 AM

I enjoy the fact that people seem to think that we atheists are such a bloody mystery.

http://www.kinkyuploads.com/images/DQJ21059.jpg

candyflip 04-19-2014 08:39 AM

My will states that I am to be cremated and flushed down the toilet.

Best-In-BC 04-19-2014 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lakerslive (Post 20054665)
I mean... it doesn't matter to them right? So, their bodies should be just dumped in a land fill?

Dumbass :thumbsup

billbailey 04-19-2014 10:05 AM

Cementarys basically are landfill

faxxaff 04-19-2014 10:49 AM

I would like to be fed to starving animals.

seeandsee 04-19-2014 11:33 AM

so you want to be ditched in river or some similar shit after you die?


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