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Feng-PD 04-18-2014 02:47 AM

Looking for a IOS/ANDROID coder to come to NL for a month to work on a project
 
Hey guys,

I'm looking for a skilled coder that can come to NL in may for a month to work on a project.
The pay I'm offering is about 1000$ and we can discuss the travel expenses. I know that this is a pretty steep amount, but it should be good for people from east Europe.

Contact me on skype for more details.

Cheers :thumbsup:thumbsup

JasonCollins 04-18-2014 03:06 AM

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Originally Posted by fengwu83 (Post 20054357)
Hey guys,

I'm looking for a skilled coder that can come to NL in may for a month to work on a project.
The pay I'm offering is about 1000$ and we can discuss the travel expenses. I know that this is a pretty steep amount, but it should be good for people from east Europe.

Contact me on skype for more details.

Cheers :thumbsup:thumbsup

Hello, I sent you a mail. Sorry not related to the coder, but perhaps we can discuss another opportunity?

Feng-PD 04-18-2014 07:23 AM

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Originally Posted by JasonCollins (Post 20054364)
Hello, I sent you a mail. Sorry not related to the coder, but perhaps we can discuss another opportunity?

Nice talking to you :)

freecartoonporn 04-18-2014 07:31 AM

whats wrong with remote work and discussions over skype. ?
just a ythought as 1k is much less for that type of skills

arock10 04-18-2014 07:32 AM

I am also offering $1k to a skilled coder to work on a project in May. You can live in my shed out back. I will provide raccoon spray free of charge. Please also bring a poncho the roof leaks.

SilentKnight 04-18-2014 07:36 AM

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Originally Posted by arock10 (Post 20054593)
I am also offering $1k to a skilled coder to work on a project in May. You can live in my shed out back. I will provide raccoon spray free of charge. Please also bring a poncho the roof leaks.

Contact TheKing.

Feng-PD 04-18-2014 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by freecartoonporn (Post 20054590)
whats wrong with remote work and discussions over skype. ?
just a ythought as 1k is much less for that type of skills

Quote:

Originally Posted by arock10 (Post 20054593)
I am also offering $1k to a skilled coder to work on a project in May. You can live in my shed out back. I will provide raccoon spray free of charge. Please also bring a poncho the roof leaks.

$1k is in some countries a high income. this does not comply to people from other countries.

superman1 04-18-2014 09:25 AM

@fengwu83
you probably confuse eastern Europe with India....

anyway it looks for me you want some crap have done and there odesk & co will be your best bet... probably you want only load in the app a web view which is done in a handful minutes...

in case you seriously looking for a mobile application that does more then load a web view you will learn many things regarding development of native mobile applications :)

Harmon 04-18-2014 10:58 AM

A grand for a month... seriously? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Good luck with the finished project. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

freecartoonporn 04-18-2014 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by fengwu83 (Post 20054722)
$1k is in some countries a high income. this does not comply to people from other countries.

i do understand that , but what my point is, the 1k bucks wont get you that skill set, meaning anyone who knows Ios and android coding already making more than that and wont leave his current position for 1 month .
e.g. you can find php coder for 100 bucks but you cant find IBM as/400 developer for that price.

anyways best wishes.

phypon 04-18-2014 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by arock10 (Post 20054593)
I am also offering $1k to a skilled coder to work on a project in May. You can live in my shed out back. I will provide raccoon spray free of charge. Please also bring a poncho the roof leaks.

LMFAO!!!!!!!! This post made my day!!! I'll be laughing at this one for a while.

Bird 04-18-2014 12:28 PM

I can do iOS and Android using titanium or are you looking for native coder

Klen 04-18-2014 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Harmon (Post 20054867)
A grand for a month... seriously? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Good luck with the finished project. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Well,i would go as i would turn that into paid vacation,so basically a combination of business and pleasure.
But i dont code android yet.Also,he didnt mentioned does he cover stay/food/whores expenses.

Klen 04-18-2014 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by freecartoonporn (Post 20054924)
i do understand that , but what my point is, the 1k bucks wont get you that skill set, meaning anyone who knows Ios and android coding already making more than that and wont leave his current position for 1 month .
e.g. you can find php coder for 100 bucks but you cant find IBM as/400 developer for that price.

anyways best wishes.

Yep that is correct,android coders cost much more and it is kind a funny how people dont understood that,i laughed hard when i saw ad where it was offered 10$ for android code,and it even demanded to pay in parts of 3$.

DamianJ 04-19-2014 04:56 AM

Isn't that illegal because of the minimum wage in the netherlands?

Feng-PD 04-19-2014 05:26 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 20055550)
Isn't that illegal because of the minimum wage in the netherlands?

I didn't mention the hours did i? :upsidedow

DamianJ 04-19-2014 05:34 AM

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Originally Posted by fengwu83 (Post 20055564)
I didn't mention the hours did i? :upsidedow

Doesn't matter, does it? The minimum wage in Holland is $2041 per month according to Wiki. And that'd be for no brain McDonalds shit.

You want someone skilled and want to pay them half of what they'd get flipping burgers?

:(

Klen 04-19-2014 05:37 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 20055570)
Doesn't matter, does it? The minimum wage in Holland is $2041 per month according to Wiki. And that'd be for no brain McDonalds shit.

You want someone skilled and want to pay them half of what they'd get flipping burgers?

:(

Yeah total fail.Plus there is also salary taxes.

Feng-PD 04-19-2014 06:28 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 20055570)
Doesn't matter, does it? The minimum wage in Holland is $2041 per month according to Wiki. And that'd be for no brain McDonalds shit.

You want someone skilled and want to pay them half of what they'd get flipping burgers?

:(

ofcourse it matters...

anyways, i already found someone. cheers

ColgateTotal 04-19-2014 06:29 AM

Wouldn't a potential candidate need a work visa for this?

DamianJ 04-19-2014 06:35 AM

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Originally Posted by ColgateTotal (Post 20055595)
Wouldn't a potential candidate need a work visa for this?

Doesn't seem that legality is a concern for the OP.

Klen 04-19-2014 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 20055599)
Doesn't seem that legality is a concern for the OP.

Well depend from where potential applicant it is,but again since he didn't mention will he pay salary taxes,it is illegal one way or another.
Also i must correct myself-even if i would be skilled in android,i would decline this as 1000$ is still too little for one month,that would be sufficient for two weeks only.Not to the mention how he didn't mention does he cover food/stay/whores cost.

Harmon 04-19-2014 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by KlenTelaris (Post 20055659)
Well depend from where potential applicant it is,but again since he didn't mention will he pay salary taxes,it is illegal one way or another.
Also i must correct myself-even if i would be skilled in android,i would decline this as 1000$ is still too little for one month,that would be sufficient for two weeks only.Not to the mention how he didn't mention does he cover food/stay/whores cost.

Are you people fucking retarded? You can independently contract somebody for a JOB. Not hourly. Wherever that person lives it would be up to them to pay their own taxes and be honest to their own governmental laws.

Seriously? Like this is a fucking full time position with health benefits and shit or something? Some kid will make their PayPal money and it will be done with.

Klen 04-19-2014 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Harmon (Post 20055672)
Are you people fucking retarded? You can independently contract somebody for a JOB. Not hourly. Wherever that person lives it would be up to them to pay their own taxes and be honest to their own governmental laws.

Seriously? Like this is a fucking full time position with health benefits and shit or something? Some kid will make their PayPal money and it will be done with.

Well yes it is possible that way,but if you run a company then you usual have other tasks which you need to do.no?Unless you doing nothing else beside freelancing.Also,in CZ that is against law,if you have only one client then it is considered as job with purpose of avoiding paying salary taxes.

Harmon 04-19-2014 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by KlenTelaris (Post 20055683)
Well yes it is possible that way,but if you run a company then you usual have other tasks which you need to do.no?Unless you doing nothing else beside freelancing.Also,in CZ that is against law,if you have only one client then it is considered as job with purpose of avoiding paying salary taxes.

No idea about laws in other countries, but I KNOW I can hire somebody that is independent of my company and infrastructure to come to my office and clean it. I can pay for their transportation, time and labor as long as they are getting a 1099 (here in the US) and are well aware that any and all funds that they receive is considered non-employment compensation and that they are responsible for their own liability for taxes.

They in turn can use that job opportunity to write off whatever that they deem is needed and legal. If they are a sole proprietorship or a corporation is completely on them.

Shrugs

Antonio 04-19-2014 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon (Post 20055672)
Are you people fucking retarded? You can independently contract somebody for a JOB. Not hourly. Wherever that person lives it would be up to them to pay their own taxes and be honest to their own governmental laws.

Seriously? Like this is a fucking full time position with health benefits and shit or something? Some kid will make their PayPal money and it will be done with.

Yes, 1 month in Holland, $700 for a small ass room + 2 months deposit that you might not get back, that's $2100 so far + food and since most coders are fat that's $600 at least, travel expenses say another $300, and so on and so forth.

Soo, $3000 bare minimum, you get paid $1000 and the whole trip costs you at least $2000. Not to mention that any Android coder can make $5000+ not leaving his room, so yeah, what a great offer :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Klen 04-19-2014 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Harmon (Post 20055687)
No idea about laws in other countries, but I KNOW I can hire somebody that is independent of my company and infrastructure to come to my office and clean it. I can pay for their transportation, time and labor as long as they are getting a 1099 (here in the US) and are well aware that any and all funds that they receive is considered non-employment compensation and that they are responsible for their own liability for taxes.

They in turn can use that job opportunity to write off whatever that they deem is needed and legal. If they are a sole proprietorship or a corporation is completely on them.

Shrugs

Well yes that is correct.You can even do such work without company,by simply making a contract,and they you pay taxes for it.Or another example,agencies for temporal employment,where agency is taking care of taxes.But the thing here,if you would dedicate entire month to someone,then i think you should request salary taxes paid.

Harmon 04-19-2014 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by KlenTelaris (Post 20055692)
Well yes that is correct.You can even do such work without company,by simply making a contract,and they you pay taxes for it.Or another example,agencies for temporal employment,where agency is taking care of taxes.But the thing here,if you would dedicate entire month to someone,then i think you should request salary taxes paid.

But the THING IS? Is that he made an offer. If somebody TAKES that offer it's on them entirely. If they're dumb? They're fucking dumb. Live with it. It might make you laugh, chuckle or shit your pants that somebody would dedicate their time and energy to a project that is low paying such as this.

At the same time? Maybe he found somebody located in downtown Amsterdam that can do this shit on the side and doesn't need to be moved, carted around or anything else.

3xmedia 04-19-2014 09:02 AM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

k0nr4d 04-19-2014 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by fengwu83 (Post 20054722)
$1k is in some countries a high income. this does not comply to people from other countries.

I doubt I could find a good iOS developer here *ON THE SPOT* for less then $3000netto, so not including taxes or payroll costs which are another 50% of the salary here.

adultchatpay 04-19-2014 08:59 PM

That's around $33 a day? Wow, time is getting hard nowadays.

That will buy you a pack of Marlboro Reds, fries, and a beer.


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